When I watch porn, what I wanna know is, where's goddamn pizza she ordered?

For foreign men visiting Thailand, and bearing in mind the kinds of women they are more likely to meet, an authentic porn voice would be her saying, "are you done yet? Can we go shopping now?"

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The Thai press is now promoting porn in its lead news articles. Any other company besides Thai with such a product offering would be detained at the border and refused entry. The porn censorship patrol and military dictatorship should step in and shut them down.

Go back and read the news article again.

See that word in red right at the top of the article?

Thailand news

???? What word in red?

Satire

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?/topic/730169-New-Visa-Rules-Exclude-Everyone-Except-Sex-Tourists,-Alcoholics,-Drug-Addicts,-Ravers,-Illiterate...#entry7903297

Thats indeed satire , and a completely different article

Oops.... Had both articles open at the same time, must be getting old :-)

I thought "ooh ooh ooh" always sounded like "ooh ooh ooh", could be wrong but my "ooh ooh ooh" definitely sounds like "ooh ooh ooh". .......

I thought your ooh ooh ooh more sounded like oy oy oy

Jewish mother.

I was under the impression that porn was illegal in Thailand...have you not seen how they censor the most innocent shots of nudity in movies......what the fugg...does one need earphones for...if watching porn is illegal...?

Isn't watching porn illegal in Thailand ?

It depends on what kind of porn, Patcharaporn and Waraporn should be alright.

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It's a very common Thai female name isn't it?

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15 Hz to 22kHZ is bloody good, if it's true. Are they BEATS make?

will they work in real life, as if when I make love to my wife... if so, where do I buy them...? quick..!

As if 3D wasn't enough....now they are going for 4D porn.

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What is "porn" ???

that would be my dentist, Doctor Supaporn! (It's true!!)

I wonder if they work if you wear them when any Thai girl is talking? Especially on those ridiculous Thai soaps. The nasal, whining, screechy voices of Thai women are grating - this could be the answer!

All that's needed now is an automatic aerosol for that authentic aroma and a spray for that unique pornstar squirt.

You can use oyster sauce for the aroma

Can they be adapted to fit the G/F?

I thought porn was illegal in Thailand

More important than audio there should be subtitles available on porn films for the deaf, so that they too can follow the story line. As for audio; I am quite happy with the asthmatic who has lost their ventilator sound track as exists thanks.

Wonder if they'll be realistic and include words like, same-same, smoke, banana, handsome man and so on.