What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[Rc2702]

She never batted an eyelid when I told her the car insurance was her birthday present.

 

I swear she paid for that motor on her own

[observer90210]

I did not use a condom last night but the gal looked so clean, so nothing to bother!

[Rc2702]

She hates thai men.

[Rc2702]

She's only been with half a farang before cos she says I'm twice the size of him and I'm hansom and I get my pension on time and my mate trev thinks she's a diamond and his mate Neil says she's a keeper.

[oxo1947]

....It wouldn't be so bad to live back home again.........

[Rc2702]

Emojis are my life

[Rc2702]

She had little to no experience she was just a natural. Went like the clappers.

[oldhippy]

My girlfriends never fake it - I am different!

[Rc2702]

Her mom treats me like one of her own. I'm blessed. 

 

The amulet she gave me must be worth 100k

[oldhippy]

49 minutes ago, Rc2702 said:

Her mom treats me like one of her own. I'm blessed. 

 

The amulet she gave me must be worth 100k

So it was only fair that I gave her 100k cash, actually slightly more, but the amounts don't matter, it's the intention that matters.

[Rc2702]

Just now, oldhippy said:

So it was only fair that I gave her 100k cash, actually slightly more, but the amounts don't matter, it's the intention that matters.

Precisely, your a man you clearly showed gratitude 10-100 times to the value of and why the hell not! And your still smiling.

[Andrew Dwyer]

So it was only fair that I gave her 100k cash, actually slightly more, but the amounts don't matter, it's the intention that matters.

Yes cos in a couple of years it’ll be worth 200k so everybody wins !


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[01322521959]

I'm returning to my home country soon, after 25 years I'm still sort of on holiday.

[Rc2702]

My multimillion pound business collapsed. 100% my ex wife's fault.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[eldragon]

Nobody will notice that my new GF is 30 years younger and rented per week.

“People respect our relationship now that they see I treat her well.”


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[eldragon]

 
The amulet she gave me must be worth 100k

“I could sell this for double what I paid.”


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[eldragon]

“I’m glad I didn’t go to college.”

“A Thai degree would be worth something in the west.”

“My wife stayed in the west for her job.”


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[Rc2702]

I trust her implicitly, the postman's a woman where we're based so it's all good

 

[eldragon]

I trust her implicitly, the postman's a woman where we're based so it's all good
 

“She’s chatting with her friends.”


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[Rc2702]

Just now, eldragon said:

 

“She’s chatting with her friends.”


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She only wears those crotchless things when I'm around. 

 

 

[Rc2702]

Her family comes first. Totally understandible so her 4th cousin kips in our bed I'm happy in the shed 

[Kadilo]

I’m not bitter I’m just having a laugh.


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[eldragon]

She only wears those crotchless things when I'm around. 
 
 

“That’s just how Thai girls dress.”


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[Rc2702]

Just now, eldragon said:

 

“That’s just how Thai girls dress.”


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Of course!

Makes complete sense why they sit sideways on a motorcycle. Make sure the seat don't get wet!

[balo]

My wife's "brother" is living nearby , they are very close.  Family is important here. 

 

 

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[Rc2702]

2 hours ago, Kadilo said:

I’m not bitter I’m just having a laugh.


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I'm the all seeing eye and I can sense bitterness like a lemon being squeezed in my eye.

[theguyfromanotherforum]

Always rent. Never get involved with a bargirl.

[eldragon]

Always rent. Never get involved with a bargirl.

“I’d know if my girlfriend worked at a bar.”


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[oldhippy]

4 hours ago, eldragon said:

 

“I’d know if my girlfriend worked at a bar.”


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My gf worked in a bar, but only as a cashier.

 

[transam]

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