What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[balo]

My wife pays all my bills, all I have to pay for is food .  

[Justfine]

Thais are the problem not me

[Rc2702]

No point wearing condoms if they don't fit.

[HAKAPALITA]

Im not in the least Anti Gay n Ladyboys, but...............................

[retoohs]

On ‎5‎/‎18‎/‎2018 at 9:55 PM, Rc2702 said:

I'm sure of I agree to pay her family 10k a month instead of 5 they will never ask for more.

not until the buffalo gets sick

[Kadilo]

But paying the Dowry means they respect

me now and won’t ask for anything. 

Edited May 21, 2018 by Kadilo

[nausea]

This is just temporary, I'll go home next year. Ha! He says after 10 years in Thailand.

[oldhippy]

I will stop drinking too much.

[MaeJoMTB]

My wife never worked in a bar.

[Justfine]

7/11 food isnt that unhealthy and they sell books as well.

[chrisandsu]

If I buy her a house she will

love me for real ...

[HAKAPALITA]

Teachings a good job here.

[chrisandsu]

You should invest in my bar as a make a great living ...

[oldhippy]

I'm in top condition.

Why should I waste money on health insurance?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Justfine]

I'm not paranoid.

 

 

[Rc2702]

The restaurant is a bloody great idea, I don't even need to employ a chef as I got the wife well up for it. If it gets too busy well get her family in on it too.

[oldhippy]

40 minutes ago, Justfine said:

I'm not paranoid.

 

 

But there are lots of conspiracies going on - and usually I am the victim.

[Justfine]

Drinking everyday is normal

[HAKAPALITA]

My Truck drives like a Car.

[SiamRose]

My comments on Thai Visa are valued and appreciated by other people. 

[balo]

I have a a life outside Thaivisa

 

   

 

[BobBKK]

"My Thai wife does not think the 25 year age gap is important and loves me anyway and tells me my pension and savings are not interesting for her" oh "and I'm the best lover she ever had"  

[Hummin]

On 3/5/2016 at 6:45 PM, BaldPlumber said:

I don't waste my time drinking in bars. I'm implying, in case anyone is too dim to realise, that I am far, far superior to those that do.

It is definitely, definitely not because I live a hermit like existence with poorly developed social skills.

Im a social superioer person, thats why I go to the bar everyday, and hang out with other social people

Edited May 28, 2018 by Hummin

[oldhippy]

I go to bars because I always meet interesting people there.

[OzMan]

I really am 59 years old, not 69 that is incorrectly entered on my passport, my profile on ThaiCupid say so. A girl today thought I was 50! Maybe I should enter a new profile on Cupid stating age as 50.

[Hummin]

I will brake up soon, just convinient right now

[jenny2017]

Next week, I'll pick up my new Lamborghini in Bangkok and drive it to Sisaket.

[jenny2017]

5 minutes ago, Hummin said:

I will brake up soon, just convinient right now

She can't stay at my place anymore. Please pick her up. 

[jenny2017]

The best school is at Nana Plaza on a barstool. 

[jenny2017]

 

    I'm such a handsome moddafragger that all girls crash their bikes when they see me.