webfact Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Witchdoctor Killed by Revengeful Family After Curse Allegedly Stops Husband Defecating by CityNews CityNews – A famous witchdoctor in Omkio was shot dead by 15 bullets to the anus by a hitman on April 21, believed to be hired by a family who had allegedly been cursed by the doctor, preventing the husband from being able to defecate properly. On April 21, the body of 61-year-old Sangmanee Jaratfah, a Karen witchdoctor, was found in Omkoi by a Yang Kaeo Forest Protection Officer, with 15 bullet holes in and around his anus. On April 24, police arrested three suspects, 26-year-old Somporn Ratcharoem, 40-year-old Athipan Ratcharoem and 39-year-old Tang-yu Ratcharoem, in connection to the murder after an investigation that identified them as a family who often used the witchdoctor but had recently fallen out over several issues. The family members were arrested and then they confessed to hiring a hitman to kill the witchdoctor out of revenge for past curses and to help lift another curse. Full story: http://www.chiangmaicitylife.com/news/witchdoctor-killed-by-revengeful-family-after-curse-allegedly-stops-husband-defecating/ -- © Copyright Chiang City News 2017-04-25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequietman Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 (edited) Amazing ! In this day and age, a life is taken because someone couldn't take a dump. A quick trip to the doctor probably would have solved this although the trip may have been uncomfortable. Edited April 25, 2017 by metisdead Troll photo removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemonjelly Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 The romantic image of forest people who believe in magic just took a hit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiwrath Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 (edited) They pooled together three million baht to hire a gunman to kill the witchdoctor by shooting him in the anus, which would help lift the toilet-themed curse Athipan was suffering. 3 million baht ? A load of sh*t if you ask me. Edited April 25, 2017 by Thaiwrath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattaya28 Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Another story you couldn't make up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChakaKhan Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Or...maybe just too much sticky rice.......ohhh thailand u never cease to amaze me! Ohhh dont forget 5baht to poo poo U PAY NOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChakaKhan Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 13 minutes ago, thequietman said: Amazing ! In this day and age, a life is taken because someone couldn't take a dump. A quick trip to the doctor probably would have solved this although the trip may have been uncomfortable. Nooooooooooooo Solly CANNOT mai dai--U Noooo Unnnnerstaaaaaaan Thai pee-pole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clockman Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 The real Thailand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tubby johnson Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Couldn't poop until his skin turned the colour of poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphere Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 2 hours ago, webfact said: 15 bullets How much does a laxative cost in the far north? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phuketshrew Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Should have just shot himself up the ar$e - then he would have sh!t himself, problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tracker1 Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 It was only 14 shots the other hole was natural ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Grumpy Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Land of nutters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhys Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 send this family to 45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reigntax Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 7 hours ago, tracker1 said: It was only 14 shots the other hole was natural ! Bet he was shitting himself in all directions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEngBKK Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 How about pooing now. Did the curses get lifted ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaiguzzi Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 15 hours ago, tubby johnson said: Couldn't poop until his skin turned the colour of poop. Very racist post. Not remotely amusing, you sad man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khon Kaen Dave Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I really have heard it all now. What did the shooter say just before he shot him. "im gonna bust a cap, or 15, in yo ass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trujillo Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 There is something to be gleaned from the fact that there are segments of society here in Thailand that are entrenched in superstition. This is not a lucky rabbit's foot or something; this is a fundamental lack of education and the fostering of dangerous and outlandish beliefs. Having said that, it would be interesting to get the full story from the participants themselves. My sense is that we are not getting the full story. * Okay, getting the whole story....satisfied? >..< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redline Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 On 4/25/2017 at 2:27 PM, thequietman said: Amazing ! In this day and age, a life is taken because someone couldn't take a dump. A quick trip to the doctor probably would have solved this although the trip may have been uncomfortable. The pharmacy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55Jay Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 These nutters and their crazy beliefs. Modern people in the Western world are well beyond all this primitive hocus pocus nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lokie Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Nothing a few pints of Marstons wouldn't of sorted out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Another Thai classic . You just can't make this stuff up. RIP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Funniest thing I've heard in a while.Should have shot the one on the left, that's gruesome . Sent from my SM-G920F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHolmesJr Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 On 25 April, 2017 at 3:20 PM, webfact said: A famous witchdoctor in Omkio was shot dead by 15 bullets to the anus by a hitman on April 21, believed to be hired by a family who had allegedly been cursed by the doctor, preventing the husband from being able to defecate properly. wowieeeeee……you could not make this sh^t up….hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHolmesJr Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 hour ago, balo said: RIP. RIF? Faeces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joebuzz Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 No Shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slain Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Hit man a bit unprofessional here. 15 tries before he hit the target...Sounds more like a drunken revenge murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YetAnother Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 shows you who your neighbors are and who you share the road with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissie Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Reminds me of my ex-Thai Wife. Although raised in a "modern Thai Family" and having had comperatively good schooling, she was deeply superstitious. This "modern" Thai woman dished up ghost and demon stories and believes, still today it turns my stomach. Especially when she started a sentence with "Grandmother told me.....", followed by the most absurd "explanations" as to why something has happened (or not has happened). This and other "cultural-differences" (not related to ghosts), led me to the conclusion that this "culture-gap" will not narrow as time goes by. I envy Farangs that can cope with it. I could not. After 13 years I filed for divorce. Just gotten tired of trying to build bridges in a terrain and an environment that is not suitable for "bridge-building". Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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