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Newly opened 55 Club on Ban Chang by-pass


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1 hour ago, Big Guns said:

 

An over 55's club might work well with the average Ban Chang expat demographic

 

Some years back a few of us dreamt up the idea of a bar for the aged, although the demographic would be closer to 70+ than 55. It was to be called "Wrinklies", offering draught Horlicks and Ovaltine, with attendants like Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, and the TV showing 'Countdown' on a continuous loop. The menu would be mostly soup. The attendants would all be trained in the use of the defibrillator kept behind the bar, or they could take you upstairs to the Thora Hird Suite for an enema.

But the next day we'd forgotten all about it....

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On 9/29/2017 at 11:23 AM, Big Guns said:

An over 55's club might work well with the average Ban Chang expat demographic.

 

Yep, the bouncer on the door would probably wish to check your passport not for ID purposes but more for ensuring that it contained a valid retirement extension stamp!

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On 9/29/2017 at 6:51 AM, Eff1n2ret said:

Some years back a few of us dreamt up the idea of a bar for the aged, although the demographic would be closer to 70+ than 55. It was to be called "Wrinklies", offering draught Horlicks and Ovaltine, with attendants like Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, and the TV showing 'Countdown' on a continuous loop. The menu would be mostly soup. The attendants would all be trained in the use of the defibrillator kept behind the bar, or they could take you upstairs to the Thora Hird Suite for an enema.

But the next day we'd forgotten all about it....

 

Don't forget Nora Batty (with wrinkled stockings ) as the Mamasan.

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On 18/09/2017 at 4:09 AM, finewine said:

Opened on the 14th September. Plays very loud music until 2am. Is this legal?

 

The base sound is particularly annoying. Anybody else being kept awake?

if it's legal ?   Guess the legal closing hour would depend on the size of the brown enveloppe ...:cheesy:

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