1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

I recently swapped around all the labels on the spices in the spice rack.
My wife hasn’t noticed yet, but the Thyme is Cumin.

I don't think that will curry any flavours with herand how will you be able to take any of her complaints/comments with a pinch of salt?!

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Reminds me of the three old guys, 85, 87 and 90 years old talking.

85 years old complains I can't pee properly, worst time of my life.

87 years old says worse for me, I can't <deleted> properly.

90 years old says 90 is the worst.

The other two ask, what, you can't pee or <deleted> properly?

90 year old says every morning at 6.30am I pee like a horse, 6.45am I <deleted> like cow.

What the hell is wrong with that? the other two ask.

He says I don't wake up til 7am

I am saying nothing!

 

6 hours ago, overherebc said:

I bet she was P'd off at that!

8 hours ago, DezLez said:

I don't think that will curry any flavours with herand how will you be able to take any of her complaints/comments with a pinch of salt?!

Quite - you'll see them as PEPPERED with inaccuracy, and fail to understand what she MINT to say ???? 

5 minutes ago, VBF said:

Quite - you'll see them as PEPPERED with inaccuracy, and fail to understand what she MINT to say ???? 

You could spice up the comment a clove or two if it cut some more mustard with the sages in the Deli!

2 hours ago, Crossy said:

I am saying nothing!

 

Ah, the future is here.

1 hour ago, DezLez said:

I bet she was P'd off at that!

Urinate, but if your puns were better I'd give you a ten.

30 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Urinate, but if your puns were better I'd give you a ten.

Should I count on that?

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