I don't know if you are aware, but Russia is considering unifying its time zones because there is a nine-hour difference between one side of the country and the other. Then the Russian Prime Minister went to Vladimir Putin and said: There is a problem with this idea. My family was on vacation and I called them to say good night and it was morning and they were at the beach.

- I called Olaf Scholz to wish him a happy birthday, but he said it was yesterday. I called Xi Jinping to wish him a Happy New Year, but he replied that it was tomorrow.
Putin replied: Yes, it happened to me too. I called Yevgeny Prigozhin's family to express my condolences, but his plane had not taken off yet.

15 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

 

Not made from trees🤓

True, that. But we're in jokes section, so technicalities are often ignored :)

^ Ditto