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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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2 hours ago, ravip said:

May be an image of text that says "NAME NAMETHEV ETHEWORST PLACETOGI CETOGET GET HORN RNY... Y..."

 

Snow White's house. He doesn't live there.

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An Indian gentleman sadly died and went to heaven. He was stood patiently outside the pearly gates and finally he rang the bell.
Out came St Peter, “name” Rajiv Singh sir”. St Peter poked his back through the gates and shouted..
“ANY ONE ORDERED A TAXI”

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Mike hated his wife's cat so much he took him to the next town and dumped him When he got home the cat was there.
Next day he drove 50 miles to a further town and dumped him. When he got home the cat was there again,
The third day he drove to the other side of the country and dumped him again. 6 hours later he phoned his wife.
"Is the cat home"?
"Yes"
"Can you put him on the phone? I'm lost"

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'Excuse me while I kiss the sky'. 😘

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15 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

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No, he's celebrating his grandkids having to pay off his student loan....

Looks like circular logic to me 😉

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I have to put it up here as well. See what kind of song you can get, having AI making it.

Website with AI generated songs, https://www.udio.com/

Had to laugh because of the lyrics. 

 

 Well I'm getting older, I hit 42 And I just don't know what to do Cos My body is sagging, my bangers are flagging And my gunt's draping over my coochie coo [Verse] But worst of all, There's a problem more pressing It's a <deleted> nightmare when I'm undressing 'Cos When I've got a fella, in the sack I have to pin my pissflaps back [Chorus] Ooooooh, I have to pin my piss flaps back Or he can't get access to my crack I've got massive beef curtains, But when we're in the sack I have to pin my piss flaps back [Instrumental interlude] [Verse] I shave my bush but it's not easy, My growler's so hairy that it makes me queasy Cos with elephants ears, I need garden shears Or heaven forbid an electric grass strimmer [Chorus] Ooooooh, I have to pin my piss flaps back Or he can't get access to my crack I've got massive beef curtains, so when we're in the sack I have to pin my piss flaps back [Bridge] He wanted to take a dip, so I gave him a tip, In each of your hands grab a lip, Tease that Camel Toe apart, with all your might And sellotape those flaps to my thighs [Chorus] Ooooooh, I have to pin my piss flaps back Ooooooh, Or he can't get access to my crack I've got massive beef curtains, so when we're in the sack I have to pin my piss flaps back [Outro] I gotta pin my piss flaps back (piss flaps)

SIng along :cheesy:

 

 

 

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