18 hours ago, Crossy said:

Alabama??

 

After giving it much thought and doing some sleepless research, I found this. Seems its nothing unusual!!!!  

 

 

 

 

Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius say… man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling nuts.

Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

Confucius say… he who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.

Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

Church bulletins:

 

The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!

Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.

Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours"