Do you remember, as a kid, all those evil stepmothers in fairy tales such as Snow White, Hansel and Gretel and Cinderella?

Then, along came Porn Hub and suddenly stepmothers weren’t so evil after all.

29 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

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So you did it?I was wondering who cleaned the microwave when i used it this morning,thanks.

 

8 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

https://blindlowvision.org.nz/guide-dogs/our-puppies/who-picks-up-guide-dog-poop/

51 minutes ago, ravip said:

 

 

Did you hear about the oil spill relief workers who cleaned 15 dolphins with a single box of borax? 
Turns out that, just like it says on the box, it’s a great multi-porpoise cleanser.
 

I need to stop getting saddled with pessimistic horses.
Neigh-sayers never add anything to the conversation.

Did you hear about the man who left his fortune to the San Andreas nature preserve? 
He was generous to a fault. 

What do you call a book on Voyeurism? 
a Peeping Tome.

13 minutes ago, tomazbodner said:

A Dog's life !

I accidentally sprayed deodorant into my mouth.

 

Now I have this strange axe scent.

 
Why do bulls make terrible salesmen?
They charge too much.

Did you hear about the casino restaurant that feeds its cows cannabis? 
Yeah, some gamblers prefer high steaks.
 

“Doctor, help! I’m shrinking!” 
“Take this and you’ll be back to normal in a few weeks. 
Until then, you’ll just have to be a little patient.”
 

Two amphibians were croaking at each other outside my window. 
It was Toadally ribbeting!