Well my size is OK.....Its big enough to fill a pram....4 times

I said to my mate....why is your arse so big....

He said well...when you have a big nail

you need a big hammer to knock it in

 

 

 

 

Have a nice Day.

22 hours ago, rooster59 said:

The Asian average penis size is 3 - 5 inches - that is more than enough.

Funny they mention only the unerect size?

Can't be erect, otherwise Somchai would be rebranded Pinky Dick.

I guess they never heard the expression: putting lead in one's pencil.

Because they would do exactly that.

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23 hours ago, stanleycoin said:

Be happy with what you have, Somchai small member. 

The Lord Buddha gave you what you deserve.

 

 

555555

23 hours ago, CharlieH said:

"The Asian average penis size is 3 - 5 inches" 

 

No wonder they all seem so bad tempered and dislike farangs....5555.....now I get it, massive inferiority complex ????

 

Thai man " why you go with farang ?"

Thai Lady " he's got money AND have you seen the size of his D ***" 

 

5555555 

So true 5555

22 hours ago, RichardColeman said:

Gotta feel sorry for Thai women - their men supposedly have small love sausages and they have banned the sale dildos. 

Not supposedly  (although some exceptions) When 2 of my friends and I came over in April 2000 and visited drug stores to buy condoms they were too tight(small) We found some US brands  later at another shop but brought condoms from home after that . Now most are from USA and even have Magnum (extra large) I guess for the brothers 5555

During the height of the Cold War, the Americans tried to use psychological warfare against the Russians by ordering 2 Million boxes of condoms from Russia... Size 12 inches long by 3 diameter.

 

The Russians duly complied with the order and sent them back marked "Small"...  

23 hours ago, rooster59 said:

Jai Dam" Thai men were the 97% who have some form of erectile dysfunction but do nothing about it except stress and suffer.

Why not take a drop of the good auld Kam**ra ....like the Farangs do?

23 hours ago, mercman24 said:

something us farangs have known for a long time, thai man small brain, small ****  sorry,, thai lady she like farang, better, for a start they dont beat the shit out of them,  lol

 

Agree with your points. Except that IMHO Thai ladies "generally" do not like farang better. At least those who have freedom of choice. But this is another topic 

1 hour ago, seancbk said:

Yes sadly a lot of men still don't really spend enough time performing oral on their partners.  Your tongue and fingers can do amazing things to a woman.

Sounds like to much hard work that, my idea of foreplay is just to tell them to brace themselves..

3 to 5 inches is a big reason for Thai men's road rage and overall violent side... Like killing the gf or bf of ex gf. Nasty pos 

2 hours ago, jaiyen said:

Simple solution is to find a girl with a small pussy. Then you will both be happy !!

 

You'll not find one in a beer bar....

ok how do I take off about 4 inches of mine it is to big

On 6/8/2019 at 12:38 PM, CharlieH said:

"The Asian average penis size is 3 - 5 inches" 

 

No wonder they all seem so bad tempered and dislike farangs....5555.....now I get it, massive inferiority complex ????

 

Thai man " why you go with farang ?"

Thai Lady " he's got money AND have you seen the size of his D ***" 

 

5555555 

The funny part is my wife. Her friend said she is jealous of her because i have a big dick and her thai bf only had a tiny dick. I replied to my wife. Im jealous of her bf because she actually dose sex with him where you don't with me and only lie about will do. 555. needless to say between this lazy know it all attitude this marriage is on a fast track to being over. And if continues then. For sure after visa means and so forth are secure then this marriage will be over. Honestly im sick of the thai know it all attitude as well as the lazy thai attitude. Its only getting worse from my perspective. And def not the same thai attitude and behavior as when i first arrived here or even from 3 yrs ago. I love am active lifestyle and i want to share that with a wife. But back to the story my wifes friend backs up the stories that thai women want a bigger dick then what thai men can provide them. That thai men just can't satisfy them sexualy. 

On ‎06‎/‎08‎/‎2019 at 12:38 PM, CharlieH said:

"The Asian average penis size is 3 - 5 inches" 

 

No wonder they all seem so bad tempered and dislike farangs....5555.....now I get it, massive inferiority complex ????

 

Thai man " why you go with farang ?"

Thai Lady " he's got money AND have you seen the size of his D ***" 

 

5555555 

stop talking about me

On ‎6‎/‎8‎/‎2019 at 12:25 PM, stanleycoin said:

Be happy with what you have, Somchai small member. 

The Lord Buddha gave you what you deserve.

 

 

Yes, thumb and forefinger only - look at all the energy they save...….

you mean they have non diy penis enlargement procedures????

 

i never knew....too late, i am old

23 hours ago, Lacessit said:

Porn is to blame. Guys see males with dicks the size of large carrots, and think they need to follow suit.

People, it's not how big it is, but how it is used. It's also not the only tool at your disposal.

True, but they've all got short tongues as well!

 

And as the Buffer on my last Royal Navy Frigate used to say, "It's not the stuff on the upper deck attached to the anchor you have to worry about - it's what's in the cable locker that counts"!

22 minutes ago, Vacuum said:

You'll not find one in a beer bar....

You can! In my experience 99 percent of them have worked in the bar for "two weeks".

22 hours ago, Yinn said:

 

I don’t think Thai man really care about you or your penis. Maybe if they gay.

Do you have the massive inferiority complex about the African men?

 

Most Thai lady don’t like farang man. But the bargirl will go with you for money. They will also go with Asian man, or black man.

Sorry, you are not special like you think that.

What's different about African men; why would you think their country of origin is a problem? I don't understand. Didn't we all originate from there anyway?

I obviously did......

22 hours ago, bluesofa said:

I was always told the way I did it temporarily every time would make me go blind.

Did you ever see the error of your ways?

 

I don’t need you honey,cos I beat my meat like it owes me money

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On 6/8/2019 at 12:09 PM, rooster59 said:

The Asian average penis size is 3 - 5 inches - that is more than enough.

Unless you talk to the missus... she might not share the same consensus!

41 minutes ago, randy723 said:

ok how do I take off about 4 inches of mine it is to big

No need for take off anything, just focus on western or African women. Just the body size of them would require the extra 4 inches that you have.

Thai men are getting ready to try and replace the farang; after we are removed from Thailand who will be left that can measure up?  With their fragile egos, god help them.????