Back in the UK after 10 years in Thailand

[sanemax]

2 minutes ago, Kadilo said:

Found some cheap booze then. 

Cheers 6 % beer  is 53 Baht a can .

 

[vogie]

5 minutes ago, sanemax said:

Cheers 6 % beer  is 53 Baht a can .

 

48 baht in Big C, a pack of 12 is 510 baht = 42.5

[roo860]

17 minutes ago, sanemax said:

Yep , 

Went back to her village in the northern mountains, hill tribe .

She has a big bit of land on top of a mountain and wants me to build her a house on it 

 

[sanemax]

On 1/29/2020 at 11:26 AM, faraday said:

Don't forget your mask - probably have 'em cheap in Aldi.

 

Have a safe flight.

 

[sanemax]

15 minutes ago, vogie said:

48 baht in Big C, a pack of 12 is 510 baht = 42.5

Thing is, I would drink them all in one night instead of my usual six cans .

So, it would end up costing me more and I would forget that I drank 12 cans instead of six

[mike787]

So now, are you happier being back in the UK?  Will you return to LOS?  I love it here, but agree with many of the psots here.

[roo860]

On 2/4/2020 at 5:47 PM, sanemax said:

 

Hope you manage to wash the gravy stain from your polo shirt!

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[faraday]

13 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Hope you manage to wash the gravy stain from your polo shirt!

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Been away from his Mum for five minutes, & just look at him! Dirty boy!!

 

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[sanemax]

On 2/8/2020 at 11:36 AM, roo860 said:

Hope you manage to wash the gravy stain from your polo shirt!

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That was from the airplane food .

Trying to eat without elbowing the people sat next to me 

[URMySunshine]

On 1/29/2020 at 4:59 PM, sanemax said:

You going as well ?

Long way to come just for a <deleted> - a weekend in Blackpool should do the job. 

[URMySunshine]

On 2/4/2020 at 5:47 PM, sanemax said:

 

Should have saved it for when you land - they're right out now - me and the missus and @DrTuner have cornered the market. 

[BritManToo]

On 2/2/2020 at 11:37 PM, fhickson said:

anyone else find it strange that the op has left after 10 years and is having a great time back in the uk, and then comes back here to blab?

Nah, ran out of cash like loads of Brits.

[URMySunshine]

On 2/4/2020 at 5:31 PM, sanemax said:

Cheers 6 % beer  is 53 Baht a can .

 

Still leaves room for lao khao savings should needs arise. Surprised no-ones done a booze comparator table of bang for your baht. 

[Kadilo]

2 hours ago, sanemax said:

That was from the airplane food .

Trying to eat without elbowing the people sat next to me 

You must of bored them and everyone else to death. One left and he’s on the way. 

[nauseus]

2 hours ago, sanemax said:

That was from the airplane food .

Trying to eat without elbowing the people sat next to me 

Right, the plane looks packed!

[BritManToo]

45 minutes ago, URMySunshine said:

Still leaves room for lao khao savings should needs arise. Surprised no-ones done a booze comparator table of bang for your baht. 

Red cock vodka from Tesco @ 140bht/700ml is unbeatable.

[roo860]

4 hours ago, sanemax said:

That was from the airplane food .

Trying to eat without elbowing the people sat next to me 

I've seen women wearing a burka trying to eat a meal on an aircraft, was it as awkward while wearing a mask?

[sanemax]

On 2/9/2020 at 7:14 AM, BritManToo said:

Nah, ran out of cash like loads of Brits.

Just been back in the UK  increasing my income by 50 % and you are sat there hoping that your unrelated  step daughter remains a virgin so that you can get a  big payout   ( as previously stated by yourself ) in the terms of sinsot 

[madmen]

On 2/9/2020 at 3:02 PM, BritManToo said:

Red cock vodka from Tesco @ 140bht/700ml is unbeatable.

Don't think it's vodka but a far lower grade called white spirits. But guess it's OK with mixers or a punch bowl 

[sanemax]

On 2/9/2020 at 7:31 AM, nauseus said:

Right, the plane looks packed!

The plane from London To Peking was full , the plane from Beijing to CM wasnt full .

I split some food on the flight from London to Peking 

Do we really need to waste TV data space to explain this?

My luggage went from London to CM

Whist I do understand that one needs to explain things to Thais 

I really dont think that I should be explaining things ton Westerners 

[Kadilo]

27 minutes ago, sanemax said:

 

Do we really need to waste TV data space to explain this?

 

A p.iss in the ocean compared to the rest of it. 

[sanemax]

On 2/4/2020 at 10:38 AM, vogie said:

48 baht in Big C, a pack of 12 is 510 baht = 42.5

I was mistaken , it wasnt Cheers 6 % that is my choice of beer , I had a bad experience with that . Waiting outside of 7/11 at 10 30 AM  waiting for the beer shutters to come down 

10.59 AM get the 7/11 cashiers ready with their keys .

11 AM, the shutters open and grab myself a few cans of Cheers 6% 

Done half a can by 11 .01 , only to realise that they had sold me the 4% strawberry Cheers beer .

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[sanemax]

On 2/4/2020 at 10:38 AM, vogie said:

48 baht in Big C, a pack of 12 is 510 baht = 42.5

Now llldlllllilllslcovered Tappers 6 .5 lL%L llllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[sanemax]

And my computers fukkked up.lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Need to get a new puter  accidentally peed over my keyboard  a few months ago and theres been a chemical reaction and the L button gets stuck down  

[Kadilo]

17 minutes ago, sanemax said:

And my computers fukkked up.lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Need to get a new puter  accidentally peed over my keyboard  a few months ago and theres been a chemical reaction and the L button gets stuck down  

Jeeeeeeezzzzzz 

 

 

 

(or was it Jiiizzzzzzzzzz? )

[nauseus]

1 hour ago, sanemax said:

The plane from London To Peking was full , the plane from Beijing to CM wasnt full .

I split some food on the flight from London to Peking 

Do we really need to waste TV data space to explain this?

My luggage went from London to CM

Whist I do understand that one needs to explain things to Thais 

I really dont think that I should be explaining things ton Westerners 

No, you don't need to waste TV data space to explain this.

[faraday]

6 hours ago, sanemax said:

And my computers fukkked up.lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Need to get a new puter  accidentally peed over my keyboard  a few months ago and theres been a chemical reaction and the L button gets stuck down  

You are a dirty lad. Food all over your clothes,  pee - or something or your computer, ugh!

 

What's next, a number 2???

 

Apart from all that, how's things, you gonna build a house for the gf?

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[bannork]

1 hour ago, faraday said:

You are a dirty lad. Food all over your clothes,  pee - or something or your computer, ugh!

 

What's next, a number 2???

 

Apart from all that, how's things, you gonna build a house for the gf?

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He need to add a prefix to his moniker-in

[bkk6060]

8 hours ago, sanemax said:

Just been back in the UK  increasing my income by 50 % and you are sat there hoping that your unrelated  step daughter remains a virgin so that you can get a  big payout   ( as previously stated by yourself ) in the terms of sinsot 

Only 50%?

The average UK wage is 400% higher then Thailand.

The info below just came out in 2020.

Sounds like you may need to find a second job..

 

 

Consumer Prices Including Rent in United Kingdom are 49.17% higher than in Thailand

Rent Prices in United Kingdom are 80.08% higher than in Thailand

Restaurant Prices in United Kingdom are 204.82% higher than in Thailand

Groceries Prices in United Kingdom are 7.75% higher than in Thailand

Local Purchasing Power in United Kingdom is 158.59% higher than in Thailand

[sanemax]

2 hours ago, bkk6060 said:

Only 50%?

The average UK wage is 400% higher then Thailand.

The info below just came out in 2020.

Sounds like you may need to find a second job..

 

 

Consumer Prices Including Rent in United Kingdom are 49.17% higher than in Thailand

Rent Prices in United Kingdom are 80.08% higher than in Thailand

Restaurant Prices in United Kingdom are 204.82% higher than in Thailand

Groceries Prices in United Kingdom are 7.75% higher than in Thailand

Local Purchasing Power in United Kingdom is 158.59% higher than in Thailand

Yes, that is why those of us with a UK income live in Thailand