What to do when tgf mother comes onto you?

[Crossy]

23 minutes ago, ratcatcher said:

MILFs

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front

 

They wondered why their (ex-terrorist) organisation was on page 65,000 of a google search 

[Unify]

I remember a story about a fiance's very attractive mother, coming onto the prospective groom before the wedding. He walked out the door and was called back and congratulated.

 

He'd passed the test they'd set up for him.

 

He never told them he was walking to his car to get a condom.

[GalaxyMan]

On 10/12/2019 at 12:20 PM, bluesofa said:

Wouldn't you want to see the goods first? Or are you relying the old, 'beauty is only a light switch away'?

Blind man doesn't care how old the kitty is, just that's it's accommodating. ????

[1FinickyOne]

of course, you can figure out what you might be misinterpreting... or maybe the mom knows something? 

[GalaxyMan]

18 minutes ago, ratcatcher said:

He doesn't have a wife, just a 'girlfriend'. He doesn't state his age. If he's 60 and mum is 40 and girlfriend is 20 then I know where I would choose to be. However, there's little information from the OP,  so it's hard to really comment seriously. It depends whether one's taste runs to young girls or nicely packaged MILFs. 

Come on, tell the truth. Isn't the only real criteria someone who says 'yes'? ????

[1FinickyOne]

Just now, GalaxyMan said:

Come on, tell the truth. Isn't the only real criteria someone who says 'yes'?

no... you could be busy all day....

[GalaxyMan]

1 minute ago, kenk24 said:

no... you could be busy all day....

Yeah, what a drag! ???? Gotta die of something.

Edited October 13, 2019 by GalaxyMan

[55Jay]

Without knowing the GF, if you two are co-habitating and there's a mutual expectation of monogomy, then I'd say tagging ole mamasan is radioactive, best leave that alone. 

 

Unless you're easy come easy go with the gf relationship, then go for it.  The break up and move out phase is usually tense, and it'll be a helluva lot worse with this turd in the punchbowl. 

[sunnyboy2018]

If she does not speak english how can she make innuendos?

[Isaanbiker]

Pay for two silicone implants your choice, or marry her mom. 

 

   

[Deli]

3some

[Isaanbiker]

3 minutes ago, sunnyboy2018 said:

If she does not speak english how can she make innuendos?

 

    It could be allusive or oblique remarks or hints, usually suggestive or disparaging ones. 

 

Still waiting for some photos to be able to give some supportive advice.

 

[DaRoadrunner]

On 10/12/2019 at 11:27 AM, OneMoreFarang said:

Introduce the horny mother to your friends. 

You now have many friends here on TV.

Edited October 13, 2019 by DaRoadrunner

[emptypockets]

35 minutes ago, Isaanbiker said:

 

    It could be allusive or oblique remarks or hints, usually suggestive or disparaging ones. 

 

Still waiting for some photos to be able to give some supportive advice.

 

I'm sure for 50 baht she'll take out the rest of the teeth!

[Skallywag]

On 10/12/2019 at 10:57 AM, bkk6060 said:

gf has a regular day job and her mother has come to the gf's house to stay for a few weeks

"Up to you" "mai pen rai" is the Thai way AFAIK. 

GF has the house and job, so remember the moral of Aesop Fables "The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs"

[Lacessit]

Walk away from both. Something wrong there, and the OP would be the meat in the sandwich ( Pun fully intended )

[Stevemercer]

These older ladies can be very flirty and you can just play along without it ever getting to a serous stage. Having said that, my GF once actually asked me to sleep with her Mum because she thought it would make her happy.

[ChipButty]

18 minutes ago, Stevemercer said:

These older ladies can be very flirty and you can just play along without it ever getting to a serous stage. Having said that, my GF once actually asked me to sleep with her Mum because she thought it would make her happy.

The G/F or the mum?

[DaRoadrunner]

Would it were we all had such problems.... the meat in a f*** sandwich

Edited October 13, 2019 by DaRoadrunner
.

[JHolmesJr]

Isn't this why we all love Thailand?

[Laza 45]

....you know of course that if the gf finds out she will cut it off and feed it to the ducks?  

[SteveK]

58 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Walk away from both. Something wrong there, and the OP would be the meat in the sandwich ( Pun fully intended )

Why would you walk away from a winning lottery ticket?

 

You're only on this planet for a very limited time - use that time to bring a little bit of joy into someone's life!

[richard_smith237]

1 minute ago, Laza 45 said:

....you know of course that if the gf finds out she will cut it off and feed it to the ducks?  

Nah.. he’d be safe there... have you ever seen ducks in Thailand, apart from on the menu?

 

 

[kingofthemountain]

29 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Nah.. he’d be safe there... have you ever seen ducks in Thailand, apart from on the menu?

 

 

Be careful

For the OP i think i'll give slowly a go at the M I L F, and see what happen, to share some pleasure beetwen 2 adults, what could be wrong?

Edited October 13, 2019 by kingofthemountain

[xtrnuno41]

OUtput vs input:

1 mom is testing you - a) take the bait and you are out

                                 b) take the bait and you (maybe) end up in threesomes

                                 c) take the bait and you have 2 relations - mom is in control of your live

2 mom is just being very naughty, nice but just playing   let it roll and dont go further - end maybe in a while

                                   go further then you have 1 a, b ,c

3 telling gf                 a) out of the question, handle it yourself. It could have a enormous bad impact (fights)  

                                 b) you tell. are ting tong and you are 1a

                                 c) you tell and she says ok and you have 1b or 1c, maybe with some extra guys applied                                      to it.

4 hold back mom       a) she is offended, was just being nice.  a) angry - tells daughter in bad way - 1a

                                                                                          b) she admits and backs off. test succeeded                                                                                                    positive?

                                                                                          c) her daughter knows and you end up 1b,c

 

Otherwise Murphy's law will step in and everything could happen.

Maybe they saw some porn movies "bf of gf doing <deleted> "  or "3 somes with bf" 

Women are hard to understand, like they like to say in Thailand : it's up to you. 

[Nanaplaza666]

Be sure there are no camera's in the house and just do her ???? if there's no proof then it never happenend . And if the mom tells the gf, just say she does it to brake you guys up . 

[xtrnuno41]

35 minutes ago, xtrnuno41 said:

OUtput vs input:

1 mom is testing you - a) take the bait and you are out

                                 b) take the bait and you (maybe) end up in threesomes

                                 c) take the bait and you have 2 relations - mom is in control of your live

2 mom is just being very naughty, nice but just playing   let it roll and dont go further - end maybe in a while

                                   go further then you have 1 a, b ,c

3 telling gf                 a) out of the question, handle it yourself. It could have a enormous bad impact (fights)  

                                 b) you tell. are ting tong and you are 1a

                                 c) you tell and she says ok and you have 1b or 1c, maybe with some extra guys applied                                      to it.

4 hold back mom       a) she is offended, was just being nice.  a) angry - tells daughter in bad way - 1a

                                                                                          b) she admits and backs off. test succeeded                                                                                                    positive?

                                                                                          c) her daughter knows and you end up 1b,c

 

Otherwise Murphy's law will step in and everything could happen.

Maybe they saw some porn movies "bf of gf doing <deleted> "  or "3 somes with bf" 

Women are hard to understand, like they like to say in Thailand : it's up to you. 

Or to add to it, you are projecting it all in a wrong way and mom is just happy her daughter has a good bf? and trying to please him in a way, he thinks she is coming up to him.

[Lacessit]

1 hour ago, SteveK said:

Why would you walk away from a winning lottery ticket?

 

You're only on this planet for a very limited time - use that time to bring a little bit of joy into someone's life!

"The Graduate" created so much fantasy for some.

Permit me to doubt it would be a winner. Plenty of other fish in the sea without that kind of complication.

[Pravda]

Thaivisa Letters

[dotpoom]

Hat's off to those who had to solve life's situations with their own brain power....before the Internet came along?