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[Andrew Dwyer]

Just now, geronimo said:

A dead horse I am flogging?

Not quite dead but maybe you call a priest ????

[sirineou]

7 minutes ago, villagefarang said:

I wouldn't worry about it.  You are definitely no worse than trans with his songs, and he won after several attempts.????

Did you see his new avatar? I think all the fame went to his head,

If I win I am changing my avatar also.  I am thinking

 

[bluesofa]

3 minutes ago, geronimo said:

A dead horse I am flogging?

Dunno, do you work in a butcher's?

[poohy]

I would like to notify everyone we are retiring from this competition of titans

 

in closing

The boy stood in the chip shop 

eating red hot scallops

he dropped one down his trouser front 

And burnt his extra large  ................

[rumak]

2 hours ago, CharlieH said:

Don't like the last verse !

 

The following morning the realisation arrives

We are so lucky to have great Thai wives.

It's then that while the years that past

Will continue together and ever last.

 

????

 

Kinda like those movies Charlie.   Where they have 2 different endings to choose from .

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, rumak said:

Kinda like those movies Charlie.   Where they have 2 different endings to choose from .

Fortunately, I didn't copyright my poetry ..... its there for all to mess with, much like open source software ....

[transam]

2 hours ago, geronimo said:

A dead horse I am flogging?

How much.......????...................????

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, transam said:

How much.......????...................????

Well, you'll need a cart to take it to the knackers yard ........ 

[sipi]

The next step will be interesting. 

I am still totally undecided but leaning towards two or three, including Yinn. 

[NCC1701A]

10 hours ago, worgeordie said:

After much thought and deliberation (actually a few seconds) I wish my name

to be withdrawn from this ...err, mess that is this years POTY.

I cannot compete against posters getting "Likes" for pictures of tits,when I only

have words,let it be known i have nothing against breasts, in fact I am very fond

of them.

 

This years format is just going on and on,with the same few posters,POTY use

to be fun and funny,there seems very little interest in it considering the number

of members of the forum,the poems were the last straw !

 

So good luck to all others, in the race for the long run.

Your a better man...or woman than I am Gunga Yinn.

Kind regards Worgeordie

 

i am very sad to hear this. Worgerordie you are one of my favorite members.

 

[sirineou]

14 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

i am very sad to hear this. Worgerordie you are one of my favorite members.

 

I bet you say that to all the boys.

[sipi]

The problem with running the competition over a week or two is the same mob always complain that they never heard about it. 

We'll have a winner before it begins at this rate. 

[sirineou]

10 hours ago, bluesofa said:

I agree with worgeordie on this. It has definitely changed for the worse, from what it used to be.

If it's possible to withdraw from this, I'd like to do the same too.

 

The POTY is like TVF and the Hotel California

"You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave!' "

You guys are taking this thing too seriously. There is no tangible way to determine who is the poster of the year, if there was I would win every year. As such any process would be flawed. 

You know what they say about being screwed.

"If you can't avoid it ,lay down and enjoy it " we are not here for the spoils, we are here to have fun.  Personally I when I win, I will distribute all the proceeds from the cash price, and the sale of the tiara to charity (coats for those poor cold monkeys at the other thread" and a generous allowance for those who voted for me. Just remember to keep your voting receipt.

 

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Edited December 6, 2019 by sirineou

[sipi]

Every year same same. 

This wrong that wrong. 

But we always end up with a winner. 

[473geo]

51 minutes ago, sipi said:

Every year same same. 

This wrong that wrong. 

But we always end up with a winner. 

 

Edited December 6, 2019 by 473geo
withdrawn candidate - not allowed to post here

[sirineou]

1 hour ago, sirineou said:

Personally I when I win, I will distribute all the proceeds from the cash price, and the sale of the tiara to charity

I was told by my lawyers I need to disclose that "Charity " is the name of a stripper in Pattaya 

Non the less stripers have needs too.

[NCC1701A]

12 hours ago, worgeordie said:

After much thought and deliberation (actually a few seconds) I wish my name

to be withdrawn from this ...err, mess that is this years POTY.

I cannot compete against posters getting "Likes" for pictures of tits,when I only

have words,let it be known i have nothing against breasts, in fact I am very fond

of them.

 

This years format is just going on and on,with the same few posters,POTY use

to be fun and funny,there seems very little interest in it considering the number

of members of the forum,the poems were the last straw !

 

So good luck to all others, in the race for the long run.

Your a better man...or woman than I am Gunga Yinn.

Kind regards Worgeordie

 

 

2 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

i am very sad to hear this. Worgerordie you are one of my favorite members.

 

so you going to vote for me now?

[sipi]

Why didn't you tell me titty photos gets likes. 

[NCC1701A]

I just want to thank kingofthemountain for a huge number of votes.

 

Remember with great power comes great responsibly. Vote NCC1701A for POTY.

Special consideration for kingofthemountain provided by The Pimp Club in Bankok and paid for by the committee to elect NCC1701A for POTY.

[kingofthemountain]

Just now, NCC1701A said:

I just want to thank kingofthemountain for a huge number of votes.

 

Remember with great power comes great responsibly. Vote NCC1701A for POTY.

Special consideration for kingofthemountain provided by The Pimp Club in Bankok and paid for by the committee to elect NCC1701A for POTY.

You are welcome

anyway you deserve it imo

[geronimo]

No poems today ....... honestly ......

[geronimo]

I just penned another poem, but it's OK, I burnt it to keep warm ....

[geronimo]

Just checked the job classified section to see if there's an opening for an ex-poet ......

Edited December 7, 2019 by geronimo

[geronimo]

I was thinking of starting another thread ....... Don't you believe in god and why not?

[NCC1701A]

You put your bet on number one
And it comes up every time
The other kids have all backed down
And they put you first in line
And so you finally ask yourself
Just how big you are
And you take your place in a wiser world
Of bigger motor cars
And you wonder who to call on.

 

At the Motor Expo in Bangkok looking for my next ride. I need to find something worthy of being POTY.

Having trouble deciding on the color.

 

 

[geronimo]

13 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

You put your bet on number one
And it comes up every time
The other kids have all backed down
And they put you first in line
And so you finally ask yourself
Just how big you are
And you take your place in a wiser world
Of bigger motor cars
And you wonder who to call on.

 

At the Motor Expo in Bangkok looking for my next ride. I need to find something worthy of being POTY.

Having trouble deciding on the color.

 

 

You'll need to have the potholes in the TVF car park repaired ......

[NCC1701A]

"Resistance is futile."

Don't you believe it! Don't let this happen to you! Don't be assimilated by unqualified POTY candidates. Vote NCC1701A for POTY.

 

Edited December 7, 2019 by NCC1701A

[NCC1701A]

Lets all sing along!

 

I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you
I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' b**ch for you
Keep your mouth shut, you're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words

Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
Freak out in a moonage daydream oh yeah

Don't fake it baby, lay the real thing on me
The church of man, love, is such a holy place to be
Make me baby, make me know you really care
Make me jump into the air

 

 

Be my pink monkey bird.

Make me baby, make me know you really care
Make me jump into the air.

The church of NCC1701A, love, is such a holy place to be.

Put your 'lectric eye on NCC1701A for POTY babe.

 

LIKE IT BABE!

[transam]

19 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

"Resistance is futile."

Don't you believe it! Don't let this happen to you! Don't be assimilated by unqualified POTY candidates. Vote NCC1701A for POTY.

 

I did have one of those, but it was made in China, luckily I have two eyes......????

[transam]

Where is Yinn today, hmmmm, what's the time in Scunthorpe...? .......????