5 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

"Remember, it is super cool to vote for NCC1701A for POTY. Be cool like me and click the like button." 

 

Dear Uncle.

i understand you really want to win. So much. But you show photo of old man you want to be yourself. 

Tvf voter not interested. Old movie, old joke, old man etc. 

Tvf voter is simple people. Is man. Man like two thing. 

 

 

 

 

Now I study the tv list. Play the game. Can learn.

Maybe you can learn also. If to popular at the start, not win.

Jai yen yen loong.

Good luck.

 

 

 

4 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

"I am Yinn's much younger half sister Mistress Mopain and I am going to spank your *** if you don't vote for NCC1701A for POTY."

Paid endorsement. Wardrobe and photography paid for by the campaign to elect NCC1701A POTY.  

Not my sister.

But Charlie will know her. Sure.

11 minutes ago, Isaanbiker said:

 

Is it a new kind of big bike?

A motorcycle Issan, I presume?????
I did not imagine you on this kind of engine

 

A similar photo, but without motor; it's me in Saigon, Vietnam in 1992;
I would be curious to know what has become of the little girl sitting in front of the machine ;

it was 27 years ago ...

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Isaanbiker said:

- All Tvf members not require to do TM 30 ever. Just report to Udon Joe.

 

    My dear Yinn. After you were offering so many goodies to the Farang community in Thailand, I'll buy a good pair of reading glasses for you once I'm holding the title in my hand.

Thankyou.

 

 

1 hour ago, Isaanbiker said:

 

  Yin, do you know the difference between Udon Thani and Ubon Ratchathani?

Yes. Forgot. Same some think I from Rayong, but is Ranong.

 

I make many mistake. Charlie and Villagefarang is not English, and Geronimo is a Brit!

 

 

1 hour ago, Isaanbiker said:

 

   Satien Tamm Mue told me to say hello to you Yinn. 

Hello Pee Satien!

Ok, I will put his song on the music thread now.

 

1 hour ago, Isaanbiker said:

 

  Udon Joe is in Ubon, Joe. ( Yinn)

 

Should you be aware of the next lottery numbers, please feel free to send them via private message.

Oh, you the police! 

Only Songkran or all the time?

 

Good luck POTY sir!

28 minutes ago, Isaanbiker said:

Dear Yinn,

 

            I've found a good pair of reading glasses and wanted to invite you to a worm eating contest.

 

  Easy rule. The one who eats more silkworms in 30 minutes, will get the title. ( Including a nose job...) 

 

   P.S. A free ride on my Moped is waiting for you should you win. 

 

     I guess you wouldn't' like to wake up next to your favorite buffaloe's head.  Please see my POTY 2019 adviser.........

 

    

 

Silkworm not really popular in south Thailand. You win. 

 

I not eat my worm. They my pet. And for eat rubbish.

1 minute ago, Yinn said:

Silkworm not really popular in south Thailand. You win. 

 

I not eat my worm. They my pet. And for eat rubbish.

Whatever "tickles your fancy"!

1 hour ago, Yinn said:

Tvf voter not interested. Old movie, old joke, old man etc. 

Tvf voter is simple people.

Not me! 

I am a clean living very well educated and modest young Scotsman who only loves the finer things in life. 

I.e.  Me!

PS; I never tell lies, trust me!

 

Vote Scottie for POTY!

 

1 hour ago, Assurancetourix said:

Is it a new kind of big bike?

A motorcycle Issan, I presume?????
I did not imagine you on this kind of engine

 

A similar photo, but without motor; it's me in Saigon, Vietnam in 1992;
I would be curious to know what has become of the little girl sitting in front of the machine ;

it was 27 years ago ...

 

 

 

This thread has turned into “ look at me on 2 (or 3) wheels !! “

Well if you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em !!

 

Here’s me , circa 1964, on 1 wheel !!

 

 

 

That’s me on the right ????

32 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

That’s me on the right

Of which election?

PS;  Teddy looks cute!

3 hours ago, Isaanbiker said:

Dear Yinn,

 

            I've found a good pair of reading glasses and wanted to invite you to a worm eating contest.

 

  Easy rule. The one who eats more silkworms in 30 minutes, will get the title. ( Including a nose job...) 

 

   P.S. A free ride on my Moped is waiting for you should you win. 

 

     I guess you wouldn't' like to wake up next to your favorite buffaloe's head.  Please see my POTY 2019 adviser.........

 

    

I'm really hoping you're not the guy in the middle picture, and if you're the guy with the moustache, I imagined you to be about 25, wearing black leathers, still, a friendly, well-travelled chap you look. Best of luck in the contest.

"Hi. Nice to meet you. I did not vote for NCC1701A for POTY. You smell nice. What is your name?"

Don't be a creep. Vote NCC1701A. 

Paid for by the man poking his head up in the background and the NCC1701A campaign fund.

"Make all these people vote for NCC1701A for POTY."

"Yes boss. Is he the farang I saw with your sister?"

"Just do it!"

Paid for by the Brown Envelope Association and the NCC1701A election committee. 

On 11/27/2019 at 10:52 PM, NCC1701A said:

in seven years i only had to put two people on my ignore list.

Who were they? It would definitely sway my vote if one of them was Steven100.

56 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

Who were they? It would definitely sway my vote if one of them was Steven100.

no not Steven100.

I has a quick chat with the TVF security guard this morning as I duly arrived for mY POTY commentary session and he pointed out that if anyone deserved this accolade, it is yours truly. Climbing up into that tower in all weathers, year in, year out, bringing all the latest news directly to your screens.

 

He said that all TV members should recognise the unwavering loyalty that G has shown in the many years he has held the position and they should save their vote for the man who has so successfully been the voice of the POTY, come what may.

 

Unlike football, there are no testimonials with the POTY and when Geronimo gets his marching orders, all he will have are the memories, but if you vote him in, he will at least have an honour to put on his mantlepiece ...... the choice is yours and I know that deep down, you know what the right thing to do is ....

 

VOTE GERONIMO ......

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF GERONIMO

 

In order to help voters make the right choices, I thought I’d give you a rundown of my typical day:

 

05:30     Take the dogs for a walk (picking up trash as I go)

 

06:00     Donating essentials to the local homeless – Items such as rice, tinned foods and sleeping bags.

 

06:45     Morning coffee – While I decide how best to help those in need.

07:15     Off to TVF HQ to report on the POTY (feeding the soi dogs as I go)

 

09:00     Take delivery of my corned beef sandwiches that the good wife puts in the basket I lower.

 

11:00     Do my 2-hour stint manning the phones on suicide watch. This may involve rushing off to a bridge or high building to prevent a distressed individual ending it all.

 

14:30     Lunch which consists of 4 pork sticks and a cold can of Chang.

 

15:15     Emptying the TVF HQ bins (often find little gems in there)

 

17:00     Leave the TVF tower and head off to the battered wives centre where I teach weaving and self-defense.

 

18:30     Evening reunion with my 2 dogs.

 

20:00     Evening meal with wife, which I usually prepare.

 

21:30     Bedtime – I drift off dreaming of tomorrow, when I will be able to do it all again!

7 minutes ago, geronimo said:

wife, which I usually prepare

How do you prepare a wife and what are you preparing her for?

1 hour ago, scottiejohn said:

How do you prepare a wife and what are you preparing her for?

Well, red indian culture does involve many rituals .........

2 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

2 hours ago, geronimo said:

wife, which I usually prepare

How do you prepare a wife and what are you preparing her for?

I had assumed it was perhaps like preparing a turkey for thanksgiving?

1 hour ago, geronimo said:

Well, red indian culture does involve many rituals .........

เจอโรนิโม is your name in thai language ;

it still has another look, right?

 

Have you noticed that older Thais,  have an air of resemblance to the American Indians?

 

 

13 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

I had assumed it was perhaps like preparing a turkey for thanksgiving?

er being native Americans, we don't celebrate thanksgiving ......... we do, however, celebrate Custer's last stand, which we won hands down!

1 minute ago, Assurancetourix said:

เจอโรนิโม is your name in thai language ;

it still has another look, right?

 

Have you noticed that older Thais,  have an air of resemblance to the American Indians?

 

 

Yes, there is a connection, I think my ancestors crossed into Asia .....

 

Me and the family celebrating new crop .....

6 minutes ago, geronimo said:

21 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

I had assumed it was perhaps like preparing a turkey for thanksgiving?

er being native Americans, we don't celebrate thanksgiving ......... we do, however, celebrate Custer's last stand, which we won hands down!

That make it sound like it was a hot-dog stand?

3 minutes ago, geronimo said:

 

Me and the family celebrating new crop .....

Is that fish, or are they lambs feet?

32 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Is that fish, or are they lambs feet?

Bison testicles actually ..........

Just now, geronimo said:

33 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Is that fish, or are they lambs feet?

Bison testicles actually ..........

b*llocks!

1 hour ago, bluesofa said:

I had assumed it was perhaps like preparing a turkey for thanksgiving?

Do you mean giving her a good stuffing?

Positivity

 

Positivity is the key

to all our woes

A bad thought arises

and away it goes

 

we think and we feel

our emotions we follow

until we see

it is all so hollow

 

when we rise above

clarity calls

then with contemplation

we break down the walls

 

that were created

by years of being told

you can't do this

you're way too old

 

we stop ourselves

from being great

and here's the good thing

it's never too late

 

to knock down the walls

and turn on the tap

then your potential

will fall into your lap

 

9 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Positivity

 

Positivity is the key

to all our woes

A bad thought arises

and away it goes

 

we think and we feel

our emotions we follow

until we see

it is all so hollow

 

when we rise above

clarity calls

then with contemplation

we break down the walls

 

that were created

by years of being told

you can't do this

you're way too old

 

we stop ourselves

from being great

and here's the good thing

it's never too late

 

to knock down the walls

and turn on the tap

then your potential

will fall into your lap

 

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"Positivity Positivity is the key to all our woes A bad thought arises and away it goes we think and we feel our emotions we follow until we see it is all so hollow when we rise above clarity calls then with contemplation we break down the walls that were created by years of being told you can't do this you're way too old we stop ourselves from being great and here's the good. " 

after reading it I thought to myself "Geronimo's medication must have just kicked in  " . I was relieved to see that it was just a poem and I am still waiting for your medication to kick in.