This is Why The Virus Numbers Are Low in Thaland!

[NCC1701A]

"Masturbation boosts your immune system, helping you fight off infection and illness..."

 

"Achieving orgasm through masturbation provides a rush of feel-good hormones (such as dopamine, serotonin and oxytocin) and can re-balance our levels of cortisol (a stress-inducing hormone). This helps our immune system function at a higher level."

 

This is it! The Holy Virus Grail! WE ARE SAVED! Forget masturbation! Just substitute masturbation for 24/7 boom boom!

 

This totally explains why there are low virus numbers on Soi 6!

 

I am throwing out my hand sanitizer!

 

https://bigthink.com/sex-relationships/health-benefits-of-masturbation

 

God be praised!

[potless]

6 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

This is it! The Holy Virus Grail! WE ARE SAVED! Forget masturbation! Just substitute masturbation for 24/7 boom boom!

Preaching to the converted. I wrote on a different thread how stress affects the immune system. Time for some stress relief.

[Kadilo]

I’m taking no chances. I’m gonna masturbate in a face mask after using sanitiser as ky. 

Edited March 8, 2020 by Kadilo

[dabhand]

Well, it seemed to work for Tyson Fury.

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/10827595/tyson-fury-masturbation-lotion-easystroke/ 

[TallGuyJohninBKK]

16 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

I am throwing out my hand sanitizer!

 

Or, you could use your sanitizer gel to "enhance" your favorite activity to preserve your health. 

[Nyezhov]

5 minutes ago, TallGuyJohninBKK said:

 

Or, you could use your sanitizer gel to "enhance" your favorite activity to preserve your health. 

Yeah but if you get friction rubs, it burns. Ya might be into that tho......

[TallGuyJohninBKK]

3 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Yeah but if you get friction rubs, it burns. Ya might be into that tho......

 

No, for that, you need to use Bengay instead!  

[ThreeEyedRaven]

Well I reckon you brought this information to the right place, because there are some serious masturbators to be found on TVF.

[jak2002003]

It's also supposed to cut the risk of getting prostate cancer.

 

 

https://www.health.com/condition/prostate-cancer/male-masturbation-benefits

 

 

[transam]

I hope Yinn doesn't read this, she thinks we all have male menopause....????............????

[4MyEgo]

This may help if you're wanting some extra stimulation to sooth the bonner.

 

Edited March 8, 2020 by 4MyEgo

[owl sees all]

This is news to me. But I'm not into masturbation anyway like most TVForum members.

 

However, I am a subscriber to Professor Pigeon's works. He has researched the actual thrusting movement of the males around the world. The African men of the Sudan have the highest level of testosterone. The Europeans the least (with Northern Europeans last); due no doubt by their insistence of the 'missionary' position, and their desire to satisfy their partner. And also the trend towards female domination.

 

The Professor has calculated that 1000 thrusting's of the hips can bring about body enhancements. Not least the extension of life itself. He has proposed that 1000 a day be the norm, which adds up to 5 minutes to a man's life.

[Thailand]

6 minutes ago, ianezy0 said:

Obviously the Campbells soup helps!

Can it?

[bkk6060]

I ejaculate everyday.

Sometimes twice.

PSA is 1.3.

Definitely think it helps.

[Logosone]

18 minutes ago, owl sees all said:

This is news to me. But I'm not into masturbation anyway like most TVForum members.

 

However, I am a subscriber to Professor Pigeon's works. He has researched the actual thrusting movement of the males around the world. The African men of the Sudan have the highest level of testosterone. The Europeans the least (with Northern Europeans last); due no doubt by their insistence of the 'missionary' position, and their desire to satisfy their partner. And also the trend towards female domination.

 

The Professor has calculated that 1000 thrusting's of the hips can bring about body enhancements. Not least the extension of life itself. He has proposed that 1000 a day be the norm, which adds up to 5 minutes to a man's life.

 

Actually American men have the lowest testosterone levels on average:

 

In the new study, published in the Journal of Clinical Endocrinology & Metabolism, researchers measured sex hormones in more than 5,000 elderly men from five countries across the globe.

They found average testosterone levels varied by 18 percent, landing twice as many white Americans (6 percent) in the low range compared with men from Hong Kong and Japan.

 

In fact black men had the highest levels of female sex hormones, not testosterone:

 

Testosterone wasn’t the only hormone that varied. Black men in the U.S. and Tobago had higher levels of the female sex hormone estradiol, for instance, which has been tied to a lower risk of bone fractures.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-testosterone-varies/older-mens-testosterone-varies-by-country-race-idINTRE67P50M20100826

 

So despite the Roosh followers avoiding soy beans looks like Japanese and Chinese men have more testosterone than Americans.

Edited March 8, 2020 by Logosone

[Kadilo]

These are the type of quality threads that should of won POTY. 

[Davo369]

I would recommend safety glasses. 

Because the other day I shoot myself in the eye..

[NCC1701A]

18 minutes ago, owl sees all said:

The Professor has calculated that 1000 thrusting's of the hips can bring about body enhancements. Not least the extension of life itself.

no wonder everybody says I look so young.

[bkk6060]

5 minutes ago, Logosone said:

 

Actually American men have the lowest testosterone levels on average:

 

In the new study, published in the Journal of Clinical Endocrinology & Metabolism, researchers measured sex hormones in more than 5,000 elderly men from five countries across the globe.

They found average testosterone levels varied by 18 percent, landing twice as many white Americans (6 percent) in the low range compared with men from Hong Kong and Japan.

 

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-testosterone-varies/older-mens-testosterone-varies-by-country-race-idINTRE67P50M20100826

 

So despite the Roosh followers avoiding soy beans looks like Japanese and Chinese men have more testosterone than Americans.

Would not surprise me at all.

American men have been beaten down by females like no other.

Sex is not enjoyable and fun.  It is used as manipulation and control.

I am sure it affects the T rates.

Edited March 8, 2020 by bkk6060

[Boomer6969]

Something I don't get here !? Why would one masturbate in LOS with so much cheap and willing pu**y around. Would be the epitome of perversion.

[Traubert]

I was aware of this. I have just returned from topping up my immune system in Pattaya for a month.

 

Can't be too careful.... ????

[Destiny1990]

 

14 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

I ejaculate everyday.

Sometimes twice.

PSA is 1.3.

Definitely think it helps.

Is there anything else here that we do not yet know about you?

[Davo369]

6 minutes ago, Boomer6969 said:

Something I don't get here !? Why would one masturbate in LOS with so much cheap and willing pu**y around. Would be the epitome of perversion.

Have you forgot, there's a big virus going around. 

And i don't mean sexual virus.

[Logosone]

9 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

Would not surprise me at all.

American men have been beaten down by females like no other.

Sex is not enjoyable and fun.  It is used as manipulation and control.

I am sure it affects the T rates.

Wait, wait! There is another male that has been beaten down by feminists, the Swedish man!:

 

"While total testosterone levels were similar in men from Sweden, Tobago and the US, they were 16 per cent higher in men from Hong Kong and Japan.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20827824-900-men-beware-moving-country-could-affect-your-libido/#ixzz6G5gWwR5s"

 

So I wish to revise my position, Swedish, Tobagan and US men have the lowest testosterone levels.

 

But Chinese and Japanese still the highest.

 

 

[Destiny1990]

9 minutes ago, Boomer6969 said:

Something I don't get here !? Why would one masturbate in LOS with so much cheap and willing pu**y around. Would be the epitome of perversion.

Sex with random partners for to avoid the Wuhan flue are u serious?

[Odysseus123]

Jaysus..Merry..and Josip..a thread of completely inane intellectual vacuity.

 

The result of 14 days quarantine no doubt...

Edited March 8, 2020 by Odysseus123

[AllThaiedUp]

Masturbation helps me through life!

Even in Pattaya is hard to resist and abstain from it but still can't help it.

 

[thequietman]

What a Wonker!

 

Going for a run would provide the same, without all the mess.

 

You really are a sex maniac. ????

 

[Odysseus123]

1 minute ago, AllThaiedUp said:

Masturbation helps me through life!

Even in Pattaya is hard to resist and abstain from it but still can't help it.

 

See your housemaster...and the school nurse.

 

Horlicks and a good beating should see you through...

[AllThaiedUp]

9 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

See your housemaster...and the school nurse.

Now we're talking.

Horlicks and a good beating should see you through...

House Master and school nurse?   tell me more...

Good luck giving me a beating .. you funny old man

Edited March 8, 2020 by AllThaiedUp