What would be your Perfect Woman?

[Grumpy one]

Mine would be an extremely wealth orphan and suffer permanent laryngitis 

[NoshowJones]

3 hours ago, colinneil said:

Well i already have the perfect woman.

No matter how hard i tried i could not find better.

Ditto Colin.

[Pilotman]

a 96 year old millionairess with a terminal illness. 

[NoshowJones]

2 hours ago, Hayduke said:

 

No boyfriends….no parents, no grandparents, no kids, no brothers, no sisters, no uncles, no aunts, no cousins…no unemployed friends.

 

 

Why not, you don't have to provide financial assistance or anything else to anyone except for responsibilities you chose yourself. I have lived that way all my adult life and done very well.

[colinneil]

47 minutes ago, simon43 said:

Someone who is smart, witty, unselfish, not obsessed with consumer goods and money, not PC, not afraid to speak her mind.

 

Sadly, I don't think those traits exist in a woman of any nationality .... 

Wrong they do exist, i married 1  who is smart, witty, unselfish, not obsessed with consumer goods/ money.

Yes if / when the need arises she certainly speaks her mind.

[1FinickyOne]

3 hours ago, bkk6060 said:

One that is young, cute, and pleases me for an hour then leaves.

sure - but where do you find such a creature? 

 

Oh yeah, everywhere... 

[tingtongfarang]

3 hours ago, Hayduke said:

 

No boyfriends….no parents, no grandparents, no kids, no brothers, no sisters, no uncles, no aunts, no cousins…no unemployed friends.

 

 

I got one of those apart from no kids, She has a daughter who lives in iran>

[CorpusChristie]

2 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

My girlfriend on the day I met her: Young, brown, small, beautiful, cute. Perfect.

Unfortunately now she is a lot older. At least she is still brown. ???? 

Is that the one who you met when she was 16 years old ?

[2 is 1]

3 hours ago, ezzra said:

I once met a girl who thought that f***-ing cook-ing and clean-ing are cities in China... 

She oder "some young guy" in Chinese restaurant?

 

 

[Matzzon]

3 hours ago, Berkshire said:

Even if I had the "perfect woman," I'd still want to nail every young hottie I see.  It's a curse.  And yes, a personal problem.

Sure, it's a personal problem for every single individual. That, at the same time as it is a wish and a thing that you share with many men. Myself included.

 

I also believe that many do what they can to control that "want". However, "want" is going to be very strong. Therefore I also strongly believe many men fall from grace a few or many times in their lives. Myself included. From that to be a married man that lives in the bars. Yeah, that I would guess is up to ones own.

[bert bloggs]

years ago the answer would have been very different( i was a wandering soul that had a few and moved on) ,but now ,my wife ,to me she is the perfect wife.

[OneMoreFarang]

11 minutes ago, CorpusChristie said:

Is that the one who you met when she was 16 years old ?

Yes. It seems lots of people will never forget that post.

Her age was part of what made her perfect. She was nice and innocent at that time and now, many years later, she is (mostly) still nice and innocent. 

[OneMoreFarang]

7 minutes ago, bert bloggs said:

years ago the answer would have been very different( i was a wandering soul that had a few and moved on) ,but now ,my wife ,to me she is the perfect wife.

Is she standing behind you?

[BritManToo]

Just now, OneMoreFarang said:

Yes. It seems lots of people will never forget that post.

Her age was part of what made her perfect. She was nice and innocent at that time and now, many years later, she is (mostly) still nice and innocent. 

It's great when new (ish) members remember posts from before they joined.

[bert bloggs]

1 minute ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Is she standing behind you?

no ,in front with the gun????

actually she is out running ,with her friends. 

[OneMoreFarang]

3 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

It's great when new (ish) members remember posts from before they joined.

A certain potty likes to quote me again and again...

[BritManToo]

Just now, OneMoreFarang said:

A certain potty likes to quote me again and again...

I don't have that problem, I always put them on my ignore list (apart from NancyL).

They can quote what they like, I won't see it.

Edited August 23, 2020 by BritManToo

[OneMoreFarang]

1 hour ago, simon43 said:

Someone who is smart, witty, unselfish, not obsessed with consumer goods and money, not PC, not afraid to speak her mind.

 

Sadly, I don't think those traits exist in a woman of any nationality .... 

I am sure they exist. But don't expect to find a pretty one.

[OneMoreFarang]

59 minutes ago, Pilotman said:

a 96 year old millionairess with a terminal illness. 

And then imagine to satisfy her until she dies maybe a decade later. ???? 

[CorpusChristie]

I have lowered my standards somewhat since being living in Thailand .

Now, my perfect woman would be one that doesnt lie or steal and has basic survival skills , like washing clothes in a washing machine , hanging the clothes in a wardrobe , making food and doesn't charge for sex

[hotandsticky]

2 minutes ago, CorpusChristie said:

I have lowered my standards somewhat since being living in Thailand .

Now, my perfect woman would be one that doesnt lie or steal and has basic survival skills , like washing clothes in a washing machine , hanging the clothes in a wardrobe , making food and doesn't charge for sex

 

 

I would even be prepared to compromise on your last condition.......

[OneMoreFarang]

3 minutes ago, CorpusChristie said:

I have lowered my standards somewhat since being living in Thailand .

Now, my perfect woman would be one that doesnt lie or steal and has basic survival skills , like washing clothes in a washing machine , hanging the clothes in a wardrobe , making food and doesn't charge for sex

Most Thai women don't charge for sex. Just marry them and make sure they have a house, a car and at least one credit card. ???? 

[AlfHuy]

1 hour ago, sanuk711 said:

My wife has stood by me for over 24 years.

 

Through my alcoholism and drug and gambling addictions, through many affairs I have had, bouts of VD and, most recently, when she caught with her younger sister .

 

 

Can someone please tell me what I've got to do to get rid of this women?

send her to BritMan

[Orton Rd]

Not fussy just one that cooks, keeps her mouth shut when about to moan or say something stupid, sucks for more than 30 seconds, can hold an intelligent conversation and can play chess. Mine does none of these ????

[AlfHuy]

32 minutes ago, bert bloggs said:

no ,in front with the gun????

actually she is out running ,with her friends. 

Running with her brother and cousin.

[papa al]

Braids.

No gag reflex.

????

[keith101]

4 hours ago, Hayduke said:

 

No boyfriends….no parents, no grandparents, no kids, no brothers, no sisters, no uncles, no aunts, no cousins…no unemployed friends.

 

 

Exactly the right one but to extend just a little small breasts preferred . 

[tifino]

 but I keep it simple... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Susco]

1.20m height, flat head and big ears

Edited August 23, 2020 by Susco