Tasting the local delicacies after marriage ?

[Sharks3012]

So guys, just wondering whether all you ex mongers just suddenly stop once you marry a Thai girl and settle into life in Thailand, or if not, how do you, (or a friend you know), get away with it ? Of course, I am also asking for a friend ! 

[madmen]

How old are you? 

[Pilotman]

what a very odd question. 

[beachproperty]

Obviously.....on the sly!

[Dmaxdan]

Castration beckons...

[Crossy]

Hark! I hear ducks approaching!

 

[carlyai]

So you pick a nice quiet area where no one will ever know you and sneak in for a quick (totally above board) massage. 

At the end the boss says 'say hello to your wife, we are friends on Facebook'.

 

 

[Cake Monster]

Do that and say goodbye to your Nads when the Missus finds out Matey.

And she will

[Crossy]

1 minute ago, carlyai said:

At the end the boss says 'say hello to your wife, we are friends on Facebook'.

 

Never, ever under estimate a Thai (or indeed any Asian) woman's network or radar.

 

[Pilotman]

1 minute ago, carlyai said:

So you pick a nice quiet area where no one will ever know you and sneak in for a quick (totally above board) massage. 

At the end the boss says 'say hello to your wife, we are friends on Facebook'.

 

 

In my experience of life, if you are doing something that you shouldn't be doing, eventually, inevitably,  you will get rumbled.  I couldn't take the stress, even if I had the inclination, which I don't.  

[Kwasaki]

I wouldn't call it mongering just process you would go through finding a partner in any country you lived. 

[CharlieH]

If the role was reversed how would you feel. the answer will or should determine the answer to your question.

 

 

[carlyai]

3 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Never, ever under estimate a Thai (or indeed any Asian) woman's network or radar.

 

Seems you have a few options with your red, blue, purple, green lines. All points covered.

[Dagfinnur Traustason]

You Don´t do it, and live a miserable life, or you do it and your life becomes miserable.

[DaLa]

I believe I can help here. Ignore some of the advice above. Let your friend know that opposite to what you may have heard, Thai women on the whole are very understanding and cool headed. They accept that he will possibly have other interests and as long as too much money is not re-directed away from wife No. 1 then all will be OK.

 

How good a friend WAS he by the way?

[Nout]

1 hour ago, Sharks3012 said:

So guys, just wondering whether all you ex mongers just suddenly stop once you marry a Thai girl and settle into life in Thailand, or if not, how do you, (or a friend you know), get away with it ? Of course, I am also asking for a friend ! 

The wife usually knows. As long as you don't fall in love its OK. In most cases it very important for her not to lose face. There will come a point where she might even encourage you. As long as you take care of her and the kids and don't cause her to lose face you can still mong around....but discreetly...as she will be doing with her gik.

[cyril sneer]

13 minutes ago, Pilotman said:

In my experience of life, if you are doing something that you shouldn't be doing, eventually, inevitably,  you will get rumbled. 

he's already got married so a bit late now

[cyril sneer]

7 minutes ago, Dagfinnur Traustason said:

You Don´t do it, and live a miserable life, or you do it and your life becomes miserable.

same as quitting alcohol

[Dagfinnur Traustason]

1 minute ago, cyril sneer said:

same as quitting alcohol

Yep, just that marriage is a much more dangerous drug.

[connda]

Tasting the local delicacies after marriage?

I'm sort of fond of oysters and clams.  Used to eat them raw many years ago, but in this day and age they're best cooked and eaten well done.
Som Tum is ok too, just no playa. 

[spidermike007]

I have many friends who do not get any action from their wives. Nothing. Under those circumstances it should be expected. Otherwise, use your judgment. If your wife is kind, loving, affectionate and attentive, well then you can't ask for much more than that. 

[ThailandRyan]

As she will say before you go out the door to visit the fellas, Leave your Johnson and the twins in the jar by the door, you can them back when you return.....

[phetphet]

You should probably be using the word "Sampling" in your post. Tasting can leave you much more open to STD's. ????

[Crossy]

 

It would seem that some of our members are unaware of the role that ducks play in Thai infidelity.

 

From here https://www.theguardian.com/education/2012/nov/19/improbable-research-thai-women-cut-off-penis

 

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About once per decade, the medical profession takes a careful look back at Thailand's plethora of penile amputations.

The first great reckoning appeared in a 1983 issue of the American Journal of Surgery. Surgical Management of an Epidemic of Penile Amputations in Siam, by Kasian Bhanganada and four fellow physicians at Siriraj Hospital in Bangkok, introduces the subject: "It became fashionable in the decade after 1970 for the humiliated Thai wife to wait until her [philandering] husband fell asleep so that she could quickly sever his penis with a kitchen knife. A traditional Thai home is elevated on pilings and the windows are open to allow for ventilation. The area under the house is the home of the family pigs, chickens, and ducks.

Thus, it is quite usual that an amputated penis is tossed out of an open window, where it may be captured by a duck."

 

 

 

[ThailandRyan]

Maybe a few remember John Bobbitt whose wife Lorena fed his tally whacker to the ducks many moons ago and after he had surgery became a porn star......

[colinneil]

4 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

It would seem that some of our members are unaware of the role that ducks play in Thai infidelit

 

From here https://www.theguardian.com/education/2012/nov/19/improbable-research-thai-women-cut-off-penis

 

 

 

After reading that article ole Crossy quickly got of of the ducks from around his home.????????????????????

[Crossy]

Just now, colinneil said:

After reading that article ole Crossy quickly got of of the ducks from around his home.????????????????????

 

We only have chickens, guinea fowl and geese - the ducks were a pain and difficult to keep happy

[KhaoYai]

Rather than answer your strange question, I have one for you.

 

Why did you get married?

[WineOh]

you on about Som Tam or p**sy mate? ????

[2 is 1]

2 hours ago, Sharks3012 said:

So guys, just wondering whether all you ex mongers just suddenly stop once you marry a Thai girl and settle into life in Thailand, or if not, how do you, (or a friend you know), get away with it ? Of course, I am also asking for a friend ! 

When i was 13 years old , i chance hand! Nowdays you have easy ways, only open google and write there "thai pov porn"! Any 13 yers old boy know how to do that and when you get adult age come to Thailand.

Edited January 5, 2021 by 2 is 1