Poll: When a food delivery driver arrives with a very urgent need to defecate?

[Jingthing]

How to react?

Do you let the driver use your toilet or not?

Pick the choice closest to your truth.

You can still vote if you don't get food deliveries. Just imagine that you do.

No doubt the decision could be complicated by Covid concerns 

[ThailandRyan]

I see them use the bushes by the side of the road for both number 1 and number 2.  Embarrassing for them probably, but then before you make that delivery, one should use the facilities that the restaurant or eatery has.

[BritManToo]

I thought you lived in a condo?

Do they deliver 'in person' to the higher floors?

Surely reception wouldn't let them in.

[Jingthing]

Just now, ThailandRyan said:

I see them use the bushes by the side of the road for both number 1 and number 2.  Embarrassing for them probably, but then before you make that delivery, one should use the facilities that the restaurant or eatery has.

I'm talking explosive diarrhea at your door! Just play along with the premise of the poll Kay?

[ThailandRyan]

14 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

I'm talking explosive diarrhea at your door! Just play along with the premise of the poll Kay?

Ah I see explosive kee, running down the legs, but alas I would say here is 100 baht go buy yourself some new shorts, the hose is over there by the dogs yard to clean your shart up.

[Excel]

I can see this turning into a right crappy thread ????

[Dmaxdan]

We have an outside, squat toilet which is away from the house in the corner of our land. So they would be welcome to use that if they really were desperate and couldn't it in.

 

 

[Jingthing]

2 minutes ago, Dmaxdan said:

We have an outside, squat toilet which is away from the house in the corner of our land. So they would be welcome to use that if they really were desperate and couldn't it in.

 

 

That's cheating. The obvious implication was asking if your would let the driver INSIDE to use an INSIDE toilet or not.

[Jingthing]

7 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

Ah I see explosive kee, running down the legs, but alas I would say here is 100 baht go buy yourself some new shorts, the hose is over there by the dogs yard to clean your shart up.

Again trying to dodge the obvious morality question. Imagine you have no outdoor hose KAY?

[Jingthing]

9 minutes ago, Excel said:

I can see this turning into a right crappy thread ????

"It" happens.

Happy New Year!

[Gsxrnz]

I have a few rhetorical questions.

 

Is the imaginary Grab or Panda rider a drop dead gorgeous girl of 22 with piercing eyes and a sultry smile,  wearing a spaghetti top and no bra beneath her jacket that she casually unzips as she makes the polite request to use the commode and commences to unbutton her ever so tight and brief jean shorts?

 

Or is the driver a smelly and dirty Somchai wearing a grubby jacket and gloves that haven't seen a washing machine for three years?

 

Either way, I'm sure I'd do the decent thing.  

[Jingthing]

Did I mention -- first poll of 2022!

[mancub]

Do " Pandas" defaecate in the woods ?

[Jingthing]

Just now, Gsxrnz said:

I have a few rhetorical questions.

 

Is the imaginary Grab or Panda rider a drop dead gorgeous girl of 22 with piercing eyes and a sultry smile,  wearing a spaghetti top and no bra beneath her jacket that she casually unzips as she makes the polite request to use the commode and commences to unbutton her ever so tight and brief jean shorts?

 

Or is the driver a smelly and dirty Somchai wearing a grubby jacket and gloves that haven't seen a washing machine for three years?

 

Either way, I'm sure I'd do the decent thing.  

You sound like a

Only if he/she is cute/pretty/hot

[Jingthing]

Just now, mancub said:

Do " Pandas" defaecate in the woods ?

Only if they are clapping with one hand.

[Ohyesuare]

I would charge 10 baht like the pay toilets. Nah, I'd say sorry, no hab. I appreciate the work the Grab drivers do but plenty of other toilets around, definitely not using mine.

[Jingthing]

1 minute ago, Ohyesuare said:

I would charge 10 baht like the pay toilets. Nah, I'd say sorry, no hab. I appreciate the work the Grab drivers do but plenty of other toilets around, definitely not using mine.

There isn't always time. Surely every person knows that feeling.

[spidermike007]

I have admired your topics and many of your replies for some time now. But, with this thread, you are certainly entering into new areas of creativity!

 

Don't even know how to respond. Except to say I would likely welcome him in, and tell him to knock himself out! Why not? 

[Ohyesuare]

5 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

There isn't always time. Surely every person knows that feeling.

Yeah I personally do and I've had some close calls, loving spicy food like I do but having IBS and my stomach not so much liking it and call me jaded but I know plenty of Thais in the city I live who wouldn't/didn't give a krap (hah) or let me use their facilities if/when I was about to explode diarrhea everywhere. I also wouldn't complain if my food was late or cancelled for that reason and I knew why.

[Jingthing]

An obvious followup question is if you let the driver use your toilet, do you dig into your delivered food right away or more politely wait until after the driver has finished his bizness?

 

Complicated by if the toilet you have to offer is adjacent to your dining area.

[Jingthing]

6 minutes ago, spidermike007 said:

I have admired your topics and many of your replies for some time now. But, with this thread, you are certainly entering into new areas of creativity!

 

Don't even know how to respond. Except to say I would likely welcome him in, and tell him to knock himself out! Why not? 

Thanks.

How would Larry David deal with it?

[Gsxrnz]

2 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

You sound like a

Only if he/she is cute/pretty/hot

Nuh - only of the "she" category, and cute/pretty/hot just doesn't cut the mustard in literary imaginary  descriptiveness. 

 

Dogs are cute, babies can be pretty.  Hot is just a lazy modern word that Hemingway, D.H. Lawrence, or even Dickens would never use or even comprehend as an adjective to describe a woman's sensuality or even her sexuality.

 

But that's post-modernism for you.  Third rate architecture, unintelligible art, and a language that we use less and less of each year.

 

 

[spidermike007]

2 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

Thanks.

How would Larry David deal with it?

Not sure. I don't watch the show. But a man with a good sense of humor would have a good chuckle, and open his home to someone in that kind of need. Been there. Sometimes a bathroom feels like paradise. 

[Jingthing]

3 minutes ago, Gsxrnz said:

Nuh - only of the "she" category, and cute/pretty/hot just doesn't cut the mustard in literary imaginary  descriptiveness. 

 

Dogs are cute, babies can be pretty.  Hot is just a lazy modern word that Hemingway, D.H. Lawrence, or even Dickens would never use or even comprehend as an adjective to describe a woman's sensuality or even her sexuality.

 

But that's post-modernism for you.  Third rate architecture, unintelligible art, and a language that we use less and less of each year.

 

 

Way too precious for a poll.

[2009]

15 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

There isn't always time. Surely every person knows that feeling.

I dunno, I am a bit of a tight <deleted>.

[NanLaew]

50 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

1 hour ago, Jingthing said:

I'm talking explosive diarrhea at your door! Just play along with the premise of the poll Kay?

Ah I see explosive kee, running down the legs, but alas I would say here is 100 baht go buy yourself some new shorts, the hose is over there by the dogs yard to clean your shart up.

I would give them my spare set of bicycle clips.

[NanLaew]

41 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

Did I mention -- first poll of 2022!

And quite a brilliant one at that.

 

Well done and Happy New Year!

 

PS: I would let he/she use the maids dunny.

[Etaoin Shrdlu]

I would direct him/her to the toilet in the unused maid's room that is accessible only from outside the house.

[ignis]

53 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

You sound like a

Only if he/she is cute/pretty/hot

and offer to wash there soiled clothes ?

[Ralf001]

I consider myself to be human so absolutely would I let the driver in to use the toilet.

 

No 20b tip for the delivery though.