What a wonderful way to die ... good job dude ... cowabunga !

15 hours ago, webfact said:

foreign national aged around 70-years-old.

Elderly foreign expat dies

 

Elderly...

 

Now you know why you can't get insurance at 60.

10 hours ago, LukKrueng said:

The kind to die for? 

you mean a young guy 24 yr old ... Lol

10 hours ago, Lacessit said:

My regular massage lady is 60 yo

Jesus christ Lacessit get rid of her and get a young filly in otherwise she'll be offering you a crochet blanket instead of the massage.  Does she take her false teeth out during the massage     ?

 

Maybe he discovered the masseuse was a lady boy, and the shock was too much for him.

 

RIP

Most likely if it hadn't been this, something else would have gotten him soon after. Let what needs to happen, happen. 

10 minutes ago, Seik said:

Most likely if it hadn't been this, something else would have gotten him soon after. Let what needs to happen, happen. 

you mean sex 

1 hour ago, Seik said:

Most likely if it hadn't been this, something else would have gotten him soon after.

 

Yes, it's called "age" and wearing a mask doesn't protect you from it.  ????  

3 hours ago, Tropposurfer said:

What a wonderful way to die ... good job dude ... cowabunga !

He came and ...went!

Living young as long as he could. 

I know many people that are always complaining about their back problems. They all regularly go for massages, with a happy ending, of course. The masseuse is generally youngish and has no real massage skills. I keep telling them it's the bad massages they are receiving causing the back issues. When I rarely go for one of those sessions, I won't let them do the massage and insist we start on the extras right away.

 

As for the dead customer, maybe it was an auto erotic asphyxiation event, assisted by the masseuse of course, that went a little too far.

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9 hours ago, steven100 said:

Jesus christ Lacessit get rid of her and get a young filly in otherwise she'll be offering you a crochet blanket instead of the massage.  Does she take her false teeth out during the massage     ?

She like my massage woman, probably only does "no frills" massage.

The one I go to strong, skilled, professional and room is clean with sheet and pillow covers changed after each client. Clean massage "pyjamas" for each client, freshly laundered.

I feel of somene was silly enough to suggest to her "happy ending" they would end up out of the room on their ear.

6 hours ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

Agreed!

Same, will not allow it to be done to me. 

Most people at 70 do not get Thai style massages. There may be a few slim in shape

people who still like the stretches and leg strains that the Thai style massage involves.

Most seniors my age that I knw ask for the regular massage, and anywhere that I have

been to understands what that means.  I have to chuckle at the newbies on the forum, tho.

20 hours ago, fulhamster said:

"Police stated the man has now been identified and are now trying to contact the man’s wife"

 

Wonder if she knew about his trip ??

 

Oh they  know... whether it be that perfumed soap smell, some oil in the cracks, or having your underwear on inside out!

15 hours ago, steven100 said:

Jesus christ Lacessit get rid of her and get a young filly in otherwise she'll be offering you a crochet blanket instead of the massage.  Does she take her false teeth out during the massage     ?

I refer you to the aphorism there is many a good tune played by/on an old fiddle.

IME the younger they are, the worse the massage is.

1 hour ago, Lacessit said:

I refer you to the aphorism there is many a good tune played by/on an old fiddle.

IME the younger they are, the worse the massage is.

You should have said the teeth only come out for the encore... and 'don't knock it until you have tried it'.....

 

2 hours ago, Lacessit said:

I refer you to the aphorism there is many a good tune played by/on an old fiddle.

IME the younger they are, the worse the massage is.

yes ...i agree.....   in jest we admire

Blood clot headed for the brain when the Thai massage loosens it. Happens.

propably heart attack after discovering it's a ladyboy

10 hours ago, EVENKEEL said:

Blood clot headed for the brain when the Thai massage loosens it. Happens.

 

Maybe he had the Astra Zeneca vaccine.  

On 1/28/2022 at 4:11 PM, bkk6060 said:

70 is still young.  Hope he passed happy while enjoying his massage.

Umm.. You are joking right ? 70 is young ?

3 hours ago, Harsh Jones said:

Umm.. You are joking right ? 70 is young ?

Well he can't get any older..... I'll get my coat!