Recently my wife and I went shopping for a new home for the boys. Having seen many ads for the new Tommy John's with roomy, comfort pouch I thought, what a nice surprise for the wife. The ads state through pictures and clever wording that wearing these will not only increase the size of the boys but belly fat will fall away, you get younger and suddenly have the body of a Greek god!

I went home and stealthed away to the bedroom and slipped into a pair thinking how pleased the misses will be to see such a transformation after 17 years. Sadly, nothing happened upon donning the magic promise of Greek godliness. Looking down I still couldn't see my feet. My hair was still grey and white. Those 2 missing teeth were still missing and on top of it all, looking in the mirror I now had a soft, pliable gathering of cloth where once there was at least a hint of greatness in the 'ol tighty whities.

Lies I tell you. Don't fall for it.

We're thinking of writing a sternly worded letter to the president of the company.

Growing old slowly is a good thing you can get used to things going downhill

do invest 25b at black hair colouring for home self-application (don't forget about eyebrows).

Kamagra jelly 100mg is also cheap at 16b when bought at bulk - that one protects also from Alzheimer if in large quantities.

if wify doesnt want to be that much impressed, do try thaifriendly

 

11 minutes ago, internationalism said:

do invest 25b at black hair colouring for home self-application (don't forget about eyebrows).

Kamagra jelly 100mg is also cheap at 16b when bought at bulk - that one protects also from Alzheimer if in large quantities.

if wify doesnt want to be that much impressed, do try thaifriendly

 

....and dress trendy like a teenager that always impresses.

Invest in a Prawit makeover that's now the image I'm getting ????

Lost me at Tommy John's. Obviously what ever they are don't work????

7 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

Lost me at Tommy John's. Obviously what ever they are don't work????

They dont sound macho

10 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

Lost me at Tommy John's. Obviously what ever they are don't work????

I lost interest at new home for the boys.  I think my boys are at home still with their mother.

17 hours ago, internationalism said:

do invest 25b at black hair colouring for home self-application

 

I really don't understand why men of a certain age do that. Why try to cover up those distinguished white streaks of a silver fox? A lot of young, YOUNG women really dig that. Trying to cover it never works, you just look like you used a permanent marker pen.

 

 

 

 

colouring hair does work, you can look 10 years younger. Many thai men do it.

No, yours young women might be digging at something else than man's pants.

I dye my hair black, some girls think I am an asian, so I confirm one of my parents is asian. It looks natural for them. Just shave neatly facial hair

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It looks natural for them

. . . I also note that men who wear a toupee really believe no one can tell.

 

 

 

 

 

53 minutes ago, Led Lolly Yellow Lolly said:

. . . I also note that men who wear a toupee really believe no one can tell.

Next you'll be suggesting all these old, fat, bald foreigners really believe their much younger gf/wife really love them.

2 hours ago, Led Lolly Yellow Lolly said:

 a toupee.

 

 

 

 

 

Has anyone seen a toupee in real life in the last 50 years?

13 minutes ago, LaosLover said:

Has anyone seen a toupee in real life in the last 50 years?

 Bangla Road, Phuket, Jan 2021.

 

I simply had to take a photo - it was outrageously obvious, especially with the leathery skin and hip shirt.

 

 

15 hours ago, Led Lolly Yellow Lolly said:

I really don't understand why men of a certain age do that. Why try to cover up those distinguished white streaks of a silver fox? A lot of young, YOUNG women really dig that. Trying to cover it never works, you just look like you used a permanent marker pen.

 

 

 

 

I always thought the funniest thing was older men, w/older faces, who put on jet black and obvious rugs, and still had white/gray sideburns... 

34 minutes ago, London Lowf said:

 Bangla Road, Phuket, Jan 2021.

 

I simply had to take a photo - it was outrageously obvious, especially with the leathery skin and hip shirt.

 

 

Incredible shirt choice too. That's a guy who is def not suffering any self-esteem shortfall.

 

 But isn't that a full on wig, rather than a partial toupee? It looks like a hair-hat, or when I was a kid, a Beatles wig that you would buy at Woolworths.

On 4/17/2022 at 10:09 AM, internationalism said:

do invest 25b at black hair colouring for home self-application (don't forget about eyebrows).

Kamagra jelly 100mg is also cheap at 16b when bought at bulk - that one protects also from Alzheimer if in large quantities.

if wify doesnt want to be that much impressed, do try thaifriendly

 

In large quantities?

I took your word for granted.
I took 1000mg and it was large, very large. Lasted 36 hours.

26 minutes ago, 1FinickyOne said:

I always thought the funniest thing was older men, w/older faces, who put on jet black and obvious rugs, and still had white/gray sideburns... 

Or the 70 year olds jogging up and down Sukhumvit and wearing the last Nike trainers. 555

3 hours ago, Led Lolly Yellow Lolly said:

. . . I also note that men who wear a toupee really believe no one can tell.

 

 

 

 

 

What !!  It is really hard to tell for the expensive ones. ????

 

22 minutes ago, RafPinto said:

In large quantities?

I took your word for granted.
I took 1000mg and it was large, very large. Lasted 36 hours.

Yes .......... but could you remember more ??

On 4/16/2022 at 3:27 PM, scubascuba3 said:

Growing old slowly is a good thing you can get used to things going downhill

And referring to one's genital package as the boys is a bit creepy. 

On 4/17/2022 at 11:08 AM, VocalNeal said:

Lost me at Tommy John's. Obviously what ever they are don't work????

Me too...

52 minutes ago, RafPinto said:

wearing the last Nike trainers.

Has Nike gone out of business ?

On 4/17/2022 at 4:09 AM, internationalism said:

 

Kamagra jelly 100mg is also cheap at 16b when bought at bulk - that one protects also from Alzheimer if in large quantities.

It's all the shaking and puffing that knocks clumps of plaque off the brain - so yeah, kamagra does extend said activity.

1 hour ago, RafPinto said:

Or the 70 year olds jogging up and down Sukhumvit and wearing the last Nike trainers. 555

I don't think I could focus that well to pick it up...