Wow. Women could be in there for hours...

 

 

Beats an up , down and shiner

8 minutes ago, gargamon said:

Wow. Women could be in there for hours...

Why only women?

You seem amazed at toilets these days.

 

I have two of the Cotto bidet units in my house and one in my condo.  Beats a bum gun any day of the week. Plus I can heat the seat if needed.

Most important thing,  is to have two bathrooms.

 

 

 

 

Another topic gone down the pan !

 

 

Ok I'll get my coat ????

I have a basic Kohler version..

 

Water (spray) on/ water off

 

Front/Back

 

No electronics.

 

I saw a documentary on the development of these toilets. The most critical was regulation of the heated water. 

 

????

They missing 2 button that says penis select and size, than it would be a perfect...

2 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

You seem amazed at toilets these days.

 

I have two of the Cotto bidet units in my house and one in my condo.  Beats a bum gun any day of the week. Plus I can heat the seat if needed.

So thats why you stay home a lot

31 minutes ago, ezzra said:

They missing 2 button that says penis select and size, than it would be a perfect...

Thats what showers r for

2 hours ago, Orinoco said:

Most important thing,  is to have two bathrooms.

 

 

 

 

Called a toilet and shower.

12 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

Called a toilet and shower.

No, two separate bathrooms that have both toilet and shower.

 

4 minutes ago, Orinoco said:

No, two separate bathrooms that have both toilet and shower.

 

What for? How long do you sit on toilets for?

4 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

What for? How long do you sit on toilets for?

Depends on how difficult today's crossword is.

This is amazing. Front cleansing, soft rear cleansing, massage, these are exactly some of the options at my local happy ending place.

3 hours ago, Denim said:

Beats an up , down and shiner

A guy I worked with told me that during WW2 he was limited to three sheets of toilet paper. I wonder if that's where this expression came from?

1 minute ago, The Fugitive said:

A guy I worked with told me that during WW2 he was limited to three sheets of toilet paper. I wonder if that's where this expression came from?

Gee thats 1 swipe

37 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

So thats why you stay home a lot

You don't miss a chance to Troll do you.  Good on you to enjoy nonsensical postings, what has happened to you.....

2 hours ago, bobbin said:

I have a basic Kohler version..

 

Water (spray) on/ water off

 

Front/Back

 

No electronics.

 

I saw a documentary on the development of these toilets. The most critical was regulation of the heated water. 

 

????

My water supply pipe runs ontop of the ground. Family complain that showers are too hot. Never experienced any problem nor heard any complaint that our bog standard ass pistols are scalding though? 

12 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

You don't miss a chance to Troll do you.  Good on you to enjoy nonsensical postings, what has happened to you.....

Learn to take a joke. 

25 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

What for? How long do you sit on toilets for?

Well sharing a bathroom with wife or girlfriend can be a bit annoying at times.

maybe you prefer to wash,  that left over egg off the dinner plates,  with your little man, in the alternative toilet. 

 

3 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

Learn to take a joke. 

So it was sarcasm disguised as a Joke, nice to know how to read your posts now.

46 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

Depends on how difficult today's crossword is.

6 across.

 

 

47 minutes ago, The Fugitive said:

A guy I worked with told me that during WW2 he was limited to three sheets of toilet paper. I wonder if that's where this expression came from?

wet wipe, dry wipe, polish and shine

25 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

So it was sarcasm disguised as a Joke, nice to know how to read your posts now.

It was a joke presented as a joke.

1 hour ago, ThailandRyan said:

So it was sarcasm disguised as a Joke, nice to know how to read your posts now.

I don't think we need to know that you

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have two of the Cotto bidet units in my house and one in my condo.

But then again it tells us how to read your posts. 

8 minutes ago, VocalNeal said:

I don't think we need to know that you

But then again it tells us how to read your posts. 

Yes as a truthfull poster, who shares his intimate bathroom minutes...and does not use a bum gun...

1 hour ago, ThailandRyan said:

who shares his intimate bathroom minutes...

It takes all sorts... 

4 minutes ago, VocalNeal said:

It takes all sorts... 

At least I don't end up with my shorts having a brown peanut butter stain in them....lol

Never trust a fart.