11 hours ago, DudleySquat said:

Sometimes the wait for a haircut can be more than an hour.  I'm too lazy and not predisposed to sit in uncomfortable seating.  Someone should open a chiropractic clinic next door to the barber shop. 

Wait till you go to Immigration and wait there for a few hours in their seats. It will cure your laziness, maybe.

Good luck - my wife cuts mine, Has done for years. Hair cutters are good quality, easily available and cheap. 

A no. 3, followed by No. 2 and lastly No.1  trimming tools around the ears and I'm done. And it's free.

You should try it - You can even do it yourself - unless your laziness affects that as well ....................

9 hours ago, still kicking said:

I have an hair clipper it only cost me a few bucks my friend cuts my hair every few weeks for free.

My Thai son cuts mine with a cordless electric clipper, 15 minutes.

 

Starts at the front and slowly all the way over to the back, then same n opposite direction, then side to side, two ways. Extra 'runs; around the ears.

 

Looks fine.

 

Bought the clippers online 5 yars ago, about 450Baht.

 

I did it myself when I was back in Oz for a while. Bought the same clippers on line b4 I left Thailand.

First effort took an hour to get it all done to same length. Discovered doing it slowly, especially the back of my head and over to the front was important.

 

Even a basic clipper cut in Oz was then about AUD45-  =   1,020Baht. Worth doing it myself. 

2 minutes ago, scorecard said:

My Thai son cuts mine with a cordless electric clipper, 15 minutes.

 

Starts at the front and slowly all the way over to the back, then same n opposite direction, then side to side, two ways. Extra 'runs; around the ears.

 

Looks fine.

 

Bought the clippers online 5 yars ago, about 450Baht.

 

I did it myself when I was back in Oz for a while. Bought the same clippers on line b4 I left Thailand.

First effort took an hour to get it all done to same length. Discovered doing it slowly, especially the back of my head and over to the front was important.

 

Even a basic clipper cut in Oz was then just under AUD45-  =   1,020Baht. Worth doing it myself. 

I DIY also, with clippers.  4mm every month or so.  Too easy & convenient to do at home.

    Maybe just shave your head.  Oh, wait, that would require a bit of effort, too.  Pathetic.  If you ever do muster the effort to go out, take note of the old guy pushing a hand cart of baskets for sale, trying to make enough money to eat that day.

Inflammatory remark removed.

4 hours ago, 1FinickyOne said:

If you have money I am sure you can find someone to do that... 

maybe for a nominal fee they will brush your teeth for you while they are there...

 

of course assuming your mouth gets rotten at the same rate that your hair grows. 

2 hours ago, newnative said:

take note of the old guy pushing a hand cart of baskets for sale, trying to make enough money to eat that day.

does he get his haircut at home?

Thank you....I thought I was the only one......I can't stand queuing at the best of times.....and absolutely hate going to the barber's......I was on the verge of cutting my own, but the wife does it now.

15 hours ago, Havefunme said:

Buy clippers online give yourself a haircut if your to lazy to go out then it won't matter what it looks like since you don't go out 

 

I have one of these.Very easy to use.Can cut your own hair in minutes.Comes with various cutter options.

Remington HC4250 Men's QuickCut Hair Clipper New | eBay

The frustrating part is finding a Barber shop that is open.

I like getting a haircut but I just run a #2 comb over my Mellon every couple of weeks and having clippers has the added advantage of a private pube prune once in a while.

wet hair with lighter fluid, light up with a match.

 

Insta hair cut that will take months for it to grow back.

Surely there are outcall "cut & blow"❗????

Go cut your hair on food shopping day. Kill 2 birds.

OP why not go to Tukcom to fix your Samsung watch. Across the road you'll find a dozen hairdresser students giving free hair cuts on the foot path. Not at home but no line so no waiting time you seem to hate. 

 

This way you can close 2 threads in one morning. If someone can recommend Cialis purchase near Tukcom then he could close 3 threads ????

 

9 hours ago, wazzupnow said:

you looking for a straight forward haircut or one with happy ending?

A haircut will suffice. 

Mobile stylist and salon.

20 hours ago, Bundooman said:

You can even do it yourself - unless your laziness affects that as well

A pal of mine did but he often had tufts he had missed behind the ears... didn't bother him none....

I stopped going to barbers years ago. For a wahl trimmer and do my own now.

 

I did just recently did get a barber haircut as it was so cheap, first one in years. Recut it myself when I got home the way I like it.

 

there’s no reason why you have to have someone cut it. It’s a learned skill just like shaving.

 

another benefit to doing it yourself, with some skill and practice, is that’s it’s always bang on right.