There was not long ago a headcount how many chinese are on the world and the number given was:

1,425,671,352

 

so what happened if he would have jumped?

1,425,671,351

 

who finds the difference? 

2 hours ago, Moonlover said:

Don't be so naïve. People have died falling over in the shower.

Indeed, I personally know 2 people who did this.

2 hours ago, Goat said:

Probably been injecting marijuana.

Damn weed junkies!

3 hours ago, webfact said:

The 22 year old man was in a state of distress, alleging that a taxi driver had stolen his mobile phone.

I've heard of spitting the dummy out but this beats it all.

2 hours ago, Moonlover said:

3 hours ago, redwood1 said:

3rd floor jumps do not provide good odds for ending it.....

But 3rd floor jumps have very good odds for ending up in the hospital with a huge medical bill...

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Don't be so naïve. People have died falling over in the shower.

Bending down to pick up the phone they thought they'd lost..? ????

18 minutes ago, watchcat said:

2 hours ago, Moonlover said:

Don't be so naïve. People have died falling over in the shower.

Indeed, I personally know 2 people who did this.

Were you all trying to save water at the time by sharing? 

Had too much of his traditional soup and thinks he's a bat by the looks of him.

4 hours ago, toofarnorth said:

Go on do us a favour and jump yer looney.

Haha. I was aways tempted to get a flag on a stick an see if I could distract a few tours off Walking Street to follow me, and then walk them off the end of Bali Hai!

Chinese tourist hanging around causing problems ????

1 hour ago, kcpattaya said:

I hope he is presented with a VERY FAT invoice to pay for all ...

And deported out of Thailand.

Irresponsible time waster. Agreed, he should be billed for the call out and prosecuted for wasting police time.

4 hours ago, redwood1 said:

Red Bull gives him wings....

Now Chinese believe they can do everything... can even fly...

2 hours ago, Moonlover said:

Don't be so naïve. People have died falling over in the shower.

Recovering ( damn slowly) from a broken pelvis caused by a shower slip and fall,

The  coward was on the 8th floor but moved to the 3rd. The 8th floor was too scary for his child like brain. If she's smart she will dump his a$$. 

4 hours ago, redwood1 said:

4 hours ago, Moonlover said:

Don't be so naïve. People have died falling over in the shower.

 

4 hours ago, redwood1 said:

I did not say it is impossible to die from a 3rd floor jump....

I said the odds were very far from a sure thing.....

I would guess a very high number of 3rd floor jumpers have survived,....But many would be a medical mess...... 

Early last year, the handrail on a small bridge I was crossing gave way. I only fell 1.5 to 2 meters onto the river bank. I landed heavily on my right shoulder, but I was within a hair's breadth of landing on my head, which would very likely resulted in a broken neck. My neck still grinds somewhat when I turn it.

 

That was a very lucky landing on to fairly soft ground. I would never regard a fall from the 3rd story as having low odds of dying. The height doesn't mean a lot. It's what you land on and what angle you impact the surface that counts.

4 hours ago, Moonlover said:

Don't be so naïve. People have died falling over in the shower.

Maybe he should have threaten that first ti get the attention he seeks

He can't have been that drunk if he perched precariously on a ledge then dangled by his fingertips and pulled himself back up.  He was clearly distressed though.

5 hours ago, JeffersLos said:

Move the decimal point to the right a few places to get the data for the farangs that come here. ????

There's always a member of the farang self-loathing group pops up on here.

6 hours ago, webfact said:

seemed as though he might leap to his death.

 

Confuscios says "Man who leap from balcony - jump to conclusion"!!

Telephone junkie, not enough screen time. Telephone lost.. All his comrades had their heads buried in their phones at lunch and he had to deal with not having his phone. 

Would have happily stood on the balcony with Goggle translate on in Chinese on full volume saying  "go on then jump you idiot"

7 hours ago, ezzra said:

Out of 1.412 billion Chinees people in world, one less (and a loony one at that) wouldn't matter at all.

the chinese bashing on this forum is ridiculous. 

 

4 hours ago, Mickmouse1 said:

The way he manuevoured as the article stated and moved to another balcony indicates that by no means this pathetic soul was drunk. BTW, did he get his phone back? Lol

Yes and it was actually made quite easy for him. Take a look at the 2nd photo in the full article. There's a ledge running round the outside of the balcony and he's standing on it!

 

This guy was in no real danger at all. What a load of fuss about nothing!

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Maybe he's a Chinese version of a rabid MAGA supporter and he had an overload cause they had Bud Light in his room safe lol ????

Just let him jump! Don't think he'll be doing it again in a hurry.

8 hours ago, KhunBENQ said:

The place is about 15 floors high and he is on he 3rd.

Might have ended with broken bones/paralyzed.

(previous post a tick faster)

If he had jumped didn't die end up in hospital being Chinese would they charged  him double,  held him hostage until his bill is paid in full like other farangs we have read about?

Guess we won't know in this case. 

Jump, you fecker jump. Jump into this 'ere blanket that we are holding, and you will be alright.

So he jumped, hit the deck, broke his <deleted> neck. There was no blanket.

Laugh, I nearly sh.....

 

anyone remember that classic?

2 hours ago, Jeff the Chef said:

Would have happily stood on the balcony with Goggle translate on in Chinese on full volume saying  "go on then jump you idiot"

I have seen that happen a few times , people telling a suicidal person to jump , its sad to see it happen .

   They often jump as well .

Idiot China guy!

 

Looks like a nice hotel, especially the corner units.  Hopefully this China guy won't sour it's reputation.  

 

They usually don't mention the hotel or businesses in news articles. 

That could be such a great selfie..., if he only had a phone!

"Survival of the Fittest"

Don't interfere with his plans or threats.  It's nature and evolution working to protect the rest of us.