last night I was accosted by a hot woman probably mid 30's

 

she literally begged me to take her to a motel for a ST.

 

I was a little intoxicated so I asked how much,

she said 500 for 3 hours!!

 

not bad thought I,

I asked why so cheap

she said no customer for 3 days,

only Arabs showed interest but she doesn't like.

 

If I hadn't have been in a rush to meet a mate of mine down the boozer I may very well have taken her up on her offer.

she was cute, good shape, nice smile etc.

 

Always have your wits about you fellas,

there are still bargains to be had out there!!

She didn't like Arabs....if she liked you it would have been for free.

Id take an Arab over a bob Smith everyday of the week !!

1 minute ago, Ralf001 said:

Id take an Arab over a bob Smith everyday of the week !!

you into Arab men then?

7 minutes ago, bob smith said:

last night I was accosted by a hot woman probably mid 30's

 

she literally begged me to take her to a motel for a ST.

 

I was a little intoxicated so I asked how much,

she said 500 for 3 hours!!

 

not bad thought I,

I asked why so cheap

she said no customer for 3 days,

only Arabs showed interest but she doesn't like.

 

If I hadn't have been in a rush to meet a mate of mine down the boozer I may very well have taken her up on her offer.

she was cute, good shape, nice smile etc.

 

Always have your wits about you fellas,

there are still bargains to be had out there!!

Cute? Doubt it

Ugly desperate hooker

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

you into Arab men then?

The men are more attractive than the women

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

you into Arab men then?

Not into men at all but if I had to..... yeah the likes of you would be shown the door.

2 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

Not into men at all but if I had to..... yeah the likes of you would be shown the door.

and the likes of you wouldn't even get in my front door!

 

you'd be sleeping in the kennel. 

Just now, bob smith said:

and the likes of you wouldn't even get in my front door!

 

 

good that we both agree you are a disgusting human being.

4 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

good that we both agree you are a disgusting human being.

how am I disgusting? 

How do you know he's a human being? 

32 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I hadn't have been in a rush to meet a mate of mine down the boozer I

Rush to drink beer?

2 minutes ago, daveAustin said:

How do you know he's a human being? 

 

Valid point.

 

Possibly I wrongly assumed he is.

Bob turned down an attractive woman (his words) to rush off and drink with a man.

 

Bob must like men.

Children, let's stop the bickering, and get to the important facts!

 

Where was this, and where is the picture of this 500 baht "cute" girl?

1 minute ago, CanadaSam said:

Where was this, and where is the picture of this 500 baht "cute" girl?

 

Now you start to ask tricky questions, as they only exist in bob's imagination

47 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I was a little intoxicated so I asked how much,

she said 500 for 3 hours!!

And the STI (sexually transmitted infection) and the VD for free...

still, 500 baht is a bargain, even cheaper than masturbating... should have take her number when he wasn't meeting guys for drinks, you never know...

50 minutes ago, bob smith said:

 

she said 500 for 3 hours!!

 

 

 

 

 

Isn't that really just hooker-speak for:

 

2 hours of showering and 45 minutes of faffing about?

4 minutes ago, BenStark said:

 

Now you start to ask tricky questions, as they only exist in bob's imagination

clueless.

They would have to pay me to f them

6 minutes ago, Celsius said:

They would have to pay me to f them

she was really cute though!

 

dimples n that.

 

47 minutes ago, bignok said:

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

I hadn't have been in a rush to meet a mate of mine down the boozer I

Rush to drink beer?

 

These two going at it in a thread... 

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

last night I was accosted by a hot woman probably mid 30's

 

she literally begged me to take her to a motel for a ST.

 

I was a little intoxicated so I asked how much,

she said 500 for 3 hours!!

 

That's when you should have replied, "sorry, ma'am, but I don't work for less than 1000 baht per hour."

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

last night I was accosted by a hot woman probably mid 30's

 

she literally begged me to take her to a motel for a ST.

 

I was a little intoxicated so I asked how much,

she said 500 for 3 hours!!

 

not bad thought I,

I asked why so cheap

she said no customer for 3 days,

only Arabs showed interest but she doesn't like.

 

If I hadn't have been in a rush to meet a mate of mine down the boozer I may very well have taken her up on her offer.

she was cute, good shape, nice smile etc.

 

Always have your wits about you fellas,

there are still bargains to be had out there!!

Bob a while ago you promised us you would never again  post nonsense posts

again ,I knew it would not last .....

 

regards Worgeordie

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

last night I was accosted by a hot woman probably mid 30's

 

she literally begged me to take her to a motel for a ST.

 

I was a little intoxicated so I asked how much,

she said 500 for 3 hours!!

 

not bad thought I,

I asked why so cheap

she said no customer for 3 days,

only Arabs showed interest but she doesn't like.

 

If I hadn't have been in a rush to meet a mate of mine down the boozer I may very well have taken her up on her offer.

she was cute, good shape, nice smile etc.

 

Always have your wits about you fellas,

there are still bargains to be had out there!!

Yeah, you were probably so drunk again, and your hallucinations are getting worse.

If I hadn't have been in a rush to meet a mate of mine down the boozer I may very well have taken her up on her offer.

 

humm... a quick text to your mate would have solved the problem; 'running 5, 10, 30, 60 (delete as applicable) mins late'

Just now, it is what it is said:

If I hadn't have been in a rush to meet a mate of mine down the boozer I may very well have taken her up on her offer.

 

humm... a quick text to your mate would have solved the problem; 'running 5, 10, 30, 60 (delete as applicable) mins late'

said mate owed me 50,000 baht.

 

I wasn't going to be late for that.

40 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

 

These two going at it in a thread... 

Nice to see the non pretentious Ritchie here again. No carrots up his bum!

Didn't there used to be (or maybe still is) a recognition for Poster of the Year (POTY)?  With this I'd like to make a nomination for TOTY (Troll of the Year). Maybe someone can setup a poll for votes! Be sure to add Bob Smith as a contender.

 

I cannot believe that story at all .

You having a mate down the Pub who wanted to meet you ?

I cannot believe that  at all