How would you describe heaven?

[motdaeng]

polluted ... ?

[brianthainess]

In the jungle, Koh Chang. 10min away from anything I need.

[rwill]

I would describe heaven as a figment of peoples imagination.

[ChrisKC]

Question is easy! Only in the minds of the gullible!

 

Non-existent!

[itsallmine68]

Heaven non existent

Dont expect anything

[itsallmine68]

Heaven non existent

Dont expect anything

OR havent been there so how do you expect for some one to describe it

 

Foolish question

[The Old Bull]

Since it's imaginary it can be anything you want. Nobody has come back to say differently.

[Andycoops]

I visit heaven regularly, it's in Chonburi...

[Iamloki]

5 hours ago, save the frogs said:

 

just a joke.

 

maybe heaven = earth - all the wars, violence, corrupt politics, pollution, etc ... 

 

So... heaven = earth - the human race... got it and agree... lol

[VocalNeal]

2 hours ago, proton said:

 

 

Yeah for drunks, sex tourists, perverts and pedos 

 

Hey, I resemble most  of that remark🤔

[Skeptic7]

Non-existent after death. If one is so fortunate...makes "heaven" on earth. Live life well and good...enjoy every second possible. Sadly many folks don't have that luxury. 

[pomchop]

1 hour ago, fittobethaied said:

Why ask AI instead of going directly to the Word of God to read EXACTLY what Heaven will be like. Just goes to show the extent to which "lost" men will go to avoid picking up the Word of God. 

John 3:20-21.....For everyone practicing evil hates the light and does not come to the light, lest his deeds should be exposed.  But he who does the truth comes to the light, that his deeds may be clearly seen, that they have been done in God.”

word of god?  written/told/made up  by a bunch of illiterate arabs that lived in mud huts a few hundred years after "jesus"....david blane would have had a field day performing miracles for them and no doubt would have given jesus a run in the miracles performed segment.

Edited January 10 by pomchop

[Iamloki]

16 minutes ago, itsallmine68 said:

Heaven non existent

Dont expect anything

OR havent been there so how do you expect for some one to describe it

 

Foolish question

Not really so foolish... I woke up this morning after only waking up once last night... the sun is shining... I am above ground... spending time with people whom I love and who love me... That equals heaven...

[Skeptic7]

 

[bbbbooboo]

Hmmm… the absence of a nagging wife?

[Red Forever]

Non existent.

[scottiejohn]

Just now, Red Forever said:

Non existent.

As is hell, the Devil, God or any other so called religious Ideological cr@p, thank god!

[mrfill]

An English county between Cornwall and Somerset and the only county with 2 separate coastlines.

 

You did say Devon didn't you?

[Walker88]

Heaven?

 

A fantasy, dipped in hope, covered in superstition.

 

My heaven is right here, right now, because it is all I will ever have. Enjoy it while you last.

Edited January 10 by Walker88

[charleskerins]

4 hours ago, HappyExpat57 said:

Remember what it was like before you were born? Heaven is exactly the same.

the truth

[LikeItHot]

22 hours ago, riclag said:

Young Asian woman performing a 6 hand massage for 2 hours culminating 

with a therapeutic prostate  massage !

 

I don't know if I need six fists up there.  Certainly wouldn't be my definition heaven.

[digger70]

What a stupid post.

There's No Heaven and No Hell it's a Religions Brainwash at it best.

Religion is something that one pushes on to someone to make someone believe something what doesn't exist.

[scottiejohn]

1 minute ago, digger70 said:

What a stupid post.

There's No Heaven and No Hell it's a Religions Brainwash at it best.

Religion is something that one pushes on to someone to make someone believe something what doesn't exist.

You are about to get hit with the "Thank God you are wrong" brigade and also from people on my side the "Thank god you are correct" brigade!

[digger70]

10 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

You are about to get hit with the "Thank God you are wrong" brigade and also from people on my side the "Thank god you are correct" brigade!

I would say thank Fek up to you.

Edited January 10 by digger70

[Chris Daley]

The best description of heaven is identical to Earth in its current form.  It's even more obvious when we look around into the vast hostile vacuum of space. 

 

Imagine how stupid one must be to even think there might maybe could be a heaven and throw away the time on Earth.

 

Imagine if you traveled for 100 years in all directions and never found another planet that could sustain life.  How about 1 million years in any direction.  And all the time we were living in the heaven we describe.

Edited January 10 by Chris Daley

[newbee2022]

I think everybody got different pictures when it comes to describe heaven. 

But most common is a society of peace and harmony without cold or heatwaves.🙏

[NextG]

It’s interesting to scroll through some of these replies. Some seem downright angry. As if they feel they were cheated. Some will ‘get it’ and some won’t. 

[Baht Simpson]

No heaven, no hell.

 

"I won't believe in Heaven and Hell
No saints, no sinners, no devil as well
No pearly gates, no thorny crown
You're always letting us humans down
The wars you bring, the babes you drown
Those lost at sea and never found
And it's the same the whole world round
The hurt I see helps to compound
That Father, Son and Holy Ghost
Is just somebody's unholy hoax
And if you're up there you'd perceive
That my heart's here upon my sleeve
If there's one thing, I don't believe in

It's you."

 

_ Andy Partridge

[riclag]

1 hour ago, LikeItHot said:

I don't know if I need six fists up there.  Certainly wouldn't be my definition heaven.

All the prostate massages Ive had never never involved fists!

Its my heaven ,not yours ! Lol

Some like it cold.

Some like it hot, to each their own.

 

Edited January 10 by riclag

[The Cyclist]

Popping my clogs with the assistance of 2 bottles of Malt, 6 viagra and 2 nubile females.