Breaking up with a Thai girl

[OneMoreFarang]

Whatever you do, make sure you are far away from the kitchen.

 

 

[Elkski]

If 2nd from last was ever an issue why oh why did you settle in with her? 

Edited March 4 by Elkski

[josephbloggs]

9 hours ago, Goat said:

I am sure we have all been there. You are with a cute little exotic Thai but you get a better offer. They are a lot more emotional than western woman and can take being dumped badly.

So the the trick is to get them to dump you, or at least get them to like you less.

Here are the POTY Goat's tips to finish a relationship so you can move on to the next one. Please post other tips that have worked for you.

-stop showering

-stop brushing your teeth

-wear the same dirty clothes day after day

-eat with your mouth open

-dont flush the toilet

-borrow money from them and dont pay it back

-complain endlessly

-tell them you don't like their parents

-stop having sex with them

-flirt with everyone in front of them

-harass them for anal constantly

-tell them you want a threesome with their friends

RIP Asean Now.

[still kicking]

9 hours ago, sungod said:

 

Tell them you are from Australia.

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[D M G]

Hang out on Soi 6

[jippytum]

21 hours ago, Goat said:

I am sure we have all been there. You are with a cute little exotic Thai but you get a better offer. They are a lot more emotional than western woman and can take being dumped badly.

So the the trick is to get them to dump you, or at least get them to like you less.

Here are the POTY Goat's tips to finish a relationship so you can move on to the next one. Please post other tips that have worked for you.

-stop showering

-stop brushing your teeth

-wear the same dirty clothes day after day

-eat with your mouth open

-dont flush the toilet

-borrow money from them and dont pay it back

-complain endlessly

-tell them you don't like their parents

-stop having sex with them

-flirt with everyone in front of them

-harass them for anal constantly

-tell them you want a threesome with their friends

 

[jippytum]

Just now, jippytum said:

 

So

21 hours ago, Goat said:

I am sure we have all been there. You are with a cute little exotic Thai but you get a better offer. They are a lot more emotional than western woman and can take being dumped badly.

So the the trick is to get them to dump you, or at least get them to like you less.

Here are the POTY Goat's tips to finish a relationship so you can move on to the next one. Please post other tips that have worked for you.

-stop showering

-stop brushing your teeth

-wear the same dirty clothes day after day

-eat with your mouth open

-dont flush the toilet

-borrow money from them and dont pay it back

-complain endlessly

-tell them you don't like their parents

-stop having sex with them

-flirt with everyone in front of them

-harass them for anal constantly

-tell them you want a threesome with their friends

Sounds like your average Brit. 

[newbee2022]

21 hours ago, Goat said:

I am sure we have all been there. You are with a cute little exotic Thai but you get a better offer. They are a lot more emotional than western woman and can take being dumped badly.

So the the trick is to get them to dump you, or at least get them to like you less.

Here are the POTY Goat's tips to finish a relationship so you can move on to the next one. Please post other tips that have worked for you.

-stop showering

-stop brushing your teeth

-wear the same dirty clothes day after day

-eat with your mouth open

-dont flush the toilet

-borrow money from them and dont pay it back

-complain endlessly

-tell them you don't like their parents

-stop having sex with them

-flirt with everyone in front of them

-harass them for anal constantly

-tell them you want a threesome with their friends

At least what you're writing is disgusting. You are to stay alone. Even a dog should avoid you😡

[Goat]

2 hours ago, newbee2022 said:

At least what you're writing is disgusting. You are to stay alone. Even a dog should avoid you😡

Disgusting is the tactic i use. The point of the thread is that Thai women often dont take being dumped well.

So better for them to dump you. 

If you have any better ideas, let me know. 

Because in my vast experience with these women, they dont just accept a normal western breakup where you just tell them.

[Jake72]

Just tell her you lost all your money on some investment, or in case she knows you're working, that you got fired or your family got financial trouble and you have to send them all your income and you'll need to move to a small 1,500B/month room and now you can only afford to eat 2 packs of mama noodles a day. 

[orchis]

23 hours ago, Goat said:

I am sure we have all been there.

speak for yourself

[john donson]

better offer ?

 

so you break up with a girl, because the grass is greener

 

but is it ?

[Goat]

5 minutes ago, john donson said:

better offer ?

 

so you break up with a girl, because the grass is greener

 

but is it ?

Yeah usually. 

Variety is the spice of life.

[digger70]

On 3/4/2024 at 10:33 AM, Goat said:

I am sure we have all been there. You are with a cute little exotic Thai but you get a better offer. They are a lot more emotional than western woman and can take being dumped badly.

So the the trick is to get them to dump you, or at least get them to like you less.

Here are the POTY Goat's tips to finish a relationship so you can move on to the next one. Please post other tips that have worked for you.

-stop showering

-stop brushing your teeth

-wear the same dirty clothes day after day

-eat with your mouth open

-dont flush the toilet

-borrow money from them and dont pay it back

-complain endlessly

-tell them you don't like their parents

-stop having sex with them

-flirt with everyone in front of them

-harass them for anal constantly

-tell them you want a threesome with their friends

Is this being yourself Goat?

[newbee2022]

33 minutes ago, Goat said:

Disgusting is the tactic i use. The point of the thread is that Thai women often dont take being dumped well.

So better for them to dump you. 

If you have any better ideas, let me know. 

Because in my vast experience with these women, they dont just accept a normal western breakup where you just tell them.

Humiliating is your business? Or disrespect? My education doesn't allow to tell you what I'm thinking of you.

When it came to Darwin's evolution you were missed behind. 🙏

 

[Goat]

1 minute ago, newbee2022 said:

Humiliating is your business? Or disrespect? My education doesn't allow to tell you what I'm thinking of you.

When it came to Darwin's evolution you were missed behind. 🙏

 

How do you break up with Thai girls?

And how did that go?

[Goat]

14 hours ago, Elkski said:

If 2nd from last was ever an issue why oh why did you settle in with her? 

You dont drive the same car all your life

[roo860]

On 3/4/2024 at 10:40 AM, sungod said:

 

Tell them you are from Australia.

Exactly, tell them you prefer sex with a kangaroo, and could they help to hold it down.

[fredwiggy]

10 minutes ago, Goat said:

You dont drive the same car all your life

Comparing a car to a human shows exactly what you and some others thinking is. Some people deserve the sex they get, and the other 75% of men don't. Karma comes eventually, although it comes not quick enough.A lot of women are good, and it seems they're the ones who get used and abused, while the trash walks away unscathed. If you're intention is to use, do it with those in the trade, because they know what to expect and leave the good natured ones to those that appreciate them. A conscience is something a non narcissist has. The narcissist doesn't care and looks at women, or men, as things to use and toss aside when they get bored. A narcissist ends up alone.

[Goat]

21 hours ago, fredwiggy said:

Finding one who speaks your language, is loyal to you, is happy with whatever you give her without asking for more, likes your company and you liking hers, and wants to grow old with you is a blessing most will never have.

That is not what I am really looking for.

 

A young bull and an old bull walked over a hill and saw a field with 300 young beautiful cows in it. The young bull said "Quickly, lets run down the hill and get a cow"

The old bull said "Nah, lets stroll down the hill and do them all"

Life is what you make of it.

[Goat]

2 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

A narcissist ends up alone.

Or with a fresh steady stream.

As opposed to the clinger with the fat old duck.

[Goat]

4 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

If you're intention is to use, do it with those in the trade

No thanks.

Costs money and is very unhygienic

[Goat]

13 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Exactly, tell them you prefer sex with a kangaroo, and could they help to hold it down.

Or maybe I could just invite roo860 over.

And you could steal her from me.

[ujayujay]

On 3/4/2024 at 10:33 AM, Goat said:

I am sure we have all been there. You are with a cute little exotic Thai but you get a better offer. They are a lot more emotional than western woman and can take being dumped badly.

So the the trick is to get them to dump you, or at least get them to like you less.

Here are the POTY Goat's tips to finish a relationship so you can move on to the next one. Please post other tips that have worked for you.

-stop showering

-stop brushing your teeth

-wear the same dirty clothes day after day

-eat with your mouth open

-dont flush the toilet

-borrow money from them and dont pay it back

-complain endlessly

-tell them you don't like their parents

-stop having sex with them

-flirt with everyone in front of them

-harass them for anal constantly

-tell them you want a threesome with their friends

Are you Aussie

[Goat]

1 minute ago, ujayujay said:

Are you Aussie

Yeah mate

[fredwiggy]

4 minutes ago, Goat said:

Or with a fresh steady stream.

As opposed to the clinger with the fat old duck.

If you think you will fool girls when you get older, you're fooling yourself, as the older you get, the more they will be looking for money and the less anything else. Of course anyone knows that the more girls you sleep with (use) the better chance you will get something you won't get rid of, or worse. This is why smart men choose to stick with a good woman, forsaking all others because the next one can be Satan. All women cost money. Some are worth it. Those you don't use or take for granted. Remember one thing, women look at you the same way, although some , especially here where they hope for a payout, are looking for someone that actually cares. Some farangs make all others look bad. Those are the ones who act like tourists with normal girls.

[roo860]

27 minutes ago, Goat said:

Or maybe I could just invite roo860 over.

And you could steal her from me.

Cheers, but the kangaroo is more tempting 😁😁

[Goat]

28 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

If you think you will fool girls

It is sad that you think you need to 'fool' girls in order for them to sleep with you.

It might surprise you but women are wired to want to make love. When aroused their vagina swells up and gets moist. It is a natural thing. And they love an orgasm.

I dont always give the woman an orgasm, but when I do they often spit it out.

If you think money makes you attractive you will be attracting them for the wrong reason. And your suggestion that you should use prostitutes is frankly appalling. Why would anyone want to make love with a woman who was only doing it for the money, and with thousands, if not tens of thousands of men.

[Goat]

14 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Cheers, but the kangaroo is more tempting 😁😁

You blokes from over there are very strange.

[ravip]

-stop showering

-stop brushing your teeth

-wear the same dirty clothes day after day

-eat with your mouth open

-dont flush the toilet

-borrow money from them and dont pay it back

-complain endlessly

-tell them you don't like their parents

-stop having sex with them

-flirt with everyone in front of them

-harass them for anal constantly

-tell them you want a threesome with their friends

 

Be careful, this might become your new normal (if its not, already)!