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Who the hell was I kiddin!

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45 minutes ago, bob smith said:

 

 

Today I have also liquidated the last of my Thai assets.

bringing the grand total to 852,575USD.

 

 

 

 

I was under the impression you had serious money Bob. That is chump change...

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  • Off with you then. Good riddance. See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya. Don’t let the door hit you in the arse. Sayonara Sucka. Hasta La Vista Baby! Hopefully you will not be back. 

  • Bet that do not happen, I await your next booze laced dribble.

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56 minutes ago, bob smith said:

what a shambles that Thai gym scene is!!

talk about a bunch of narcissistic prima donnas!

awful.

 

I have cancelled my membership and have been refunded in full.

Never doin that again!

 

Today I have also liquidated the last of my Thai assets.

bringing the grand total to 852,575USD.

 

My flights are now booked,

I am taking my money and running for the hills!

never to return to this place.

Thailand is about to get savage,

hope you all enjoy doin' your 90 day reports and jumpin' through immigration's hoops every year, oh and don't forget being treated like a common criminal just because you are a farang 😉 

that will all be a distant memory for me soon.

I have served my time, I think I deserve some kind of normality.

 

The grass is looking greener,

bob smith is just getting started!

 

regards,

bob.

 

 

 

You're so full of it, Gaylord 😄

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18 minutes ago, Keeps said:

I was under the impression you had serious money Bob. That is chump change...

they are just my Thai assets.

 

I have many others.

 

bob.

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Just now, bob smith said:

they are just my Thai assets.

 

I have many others.

 

bob.

what were the Thai assets that you were able to liquidate since yesterday?

1 hour ago, Dolf said:

I look forward to reading tomorrow's made up story.

The BS Headline will be along the lines;

Is Thailand a good place to relocate to?

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I suspect that for "Bob" liquid assets are just that - the contents of the bottle in front of him!

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10 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

what were the Thai assets that you were able to liquidate since yesterday?

I have been slowly liquidating since 2022.

 

Just finished now.

 

and as if I am going to tell you what my assets were!!

 

get stuffed, ralf.

 

bob.

Bob Smith

Bull Sheet

 

The clue is the BS.

 

If I sold up all my Thai assets 

I would have so many millions of Kip I couldn't begin to spend it.

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dont go Bob!  I use your posts to stop my son from getting into the booze.

 

"this is what you write after drink son. Keep sensible"

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1 hour ago, bob smith said:

thanks mate!

 

flight is a little while off yet so I will still be here for a bit..

bob.

Could you be more specific? We're organizing a party!

3 minutes ago, Denim said:

 

 

If I sold up all my Thai assets 

I would have so many millions of Kip I couldn't begin to spend it.

Or carry it! I was in Luang Prabang last year. Had to drag around a suitcase full of cash just to pay for a couple of afternoon beer Laos.

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1 hour ago, bob smith said:

what a shambles that Thai gym scene is!!

talk about a bunch of narcissistic prima donnas!

awful.

 

I have cancelled my membership and have been refunded in full.

Never doin that again!

 

Today I have also liquidated the last of my Thai assets.

bringing the grand total to 852,575USD.

 

My flights are now booked,

I am taking my money and running for the hills!

never to return to this place.

Thailand is about to get savage,

hope you all enjoy doin' your 90 day reports and jumpin' through immigration's hoops every year, oh and don't forget being treated like a common criminal just because you are a farang 😉 

that will all be a distant memory for me soon.

I have served my time, I think I deserve some kind of normality.

 

The grass is looking greener,

bob smith is just getting started!

 

regards,

bob.

 

 

See ya next week bob. 

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35 minutes ago, Nemises said:

Where ya going to Bob??

 

 

 

 

 

teak door ?
😁

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

My flights are now booked

 

Cool, what dates you got?

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9 minutes ago, sungod said:

 

Cool, what dates you got?

all shall be revealed in due course.

 

bob.

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30 years in Thailand  now ive sold all my assets except motorcycle will only come for 4 months a year in European winter and stay with my wife  , Its not the same place anymore ,I have family here  but they can visit me in Europe in summer , Ive sold my house ,  business , removed all large finances back to europe ,,  the negative vibes which have increased of last 5 years ,bull<deleted>,  bureaucracy, economy, ripoffs, pollution  and many other things have slowly eroded my passion for Thailand ,,,, Its  not gonna get any better   ,,, i can tolerate it for 4 months  for the motorcycling and warmth    thats about it these days .There are nicer options 

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11 minutes ago, liddelljohn said:

30 years in Thailand  now ive sold all my assets except motorcycle will only come for 4 months a year in European winter and stay with my wife  , Its not the same place anymore ,I have family here  but they can visit me in Europe in summer , Ive sold my house ,  business , removed all large finances back to europe ,,  the negative vibes which have increased of last 5 years ,bull<deleted>,  bureaucracy, economy, ripoffs, pollution  and many other things have slowly eroded my passion for Thailand ,,,, Its  not gonna get any better   ,,, i can tolerate it for 4 months  for the motorcycling and warmth    thats about it these days .There are nicer options 

Well said mate!

 

Some think that Thailand is the be all and end all! 

 

Many are stuck here with no viable alternative so they slap on a fake smile and pretend they love it.

 

Thailand isn't that great. Its not even mediocre to be honest. It will only get worse and worse. I am jumping ship before its too late.. Luckily i have a solid raft to keep me floating indefinitely..

 

bob.

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

thanks mate!

 

flight is a little while off yet so I will still be here for a bit..

bob.

 

that's what I said

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3 minutes ago, Celsius said:

 

that's what I said

Eh?

7 minutes ago, bob smith said:

Well said mate!

 

Some think that Thailand is the be all and end all! 

 

Many are stuck here with no viable alternative so they slap on a fake smile and pretend they love it.

 

Thailand isn't that great. Its not even mediocre to be honest. It will only get worse and worse. I am jumping ship before its too late.. Luckily i have a solid raft to keep me floating indefinitely..

 

bob.

Try Yasothon, it is great.

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

bye bye.

See ya.

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4 minutes ago, PJ71 said:

See ya.

ta ta.

 

bob.

2 hours ago, Stocky said:

Your posts are typified by a general sense of paranoia, if you aren't simply trolling (which I suspect you are), then I really think you need to seek help.

 

 

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He's got all the help he's ever gonna need or get. It comes in 16 ounce bottles and he seeks it's help on an hourly basis. It impairs cognitive function, slows reaction times, disrupts neurotransmitter balance, affects memory formation and recall, and in the long term, contributes to brain shrinkage and cognitive decline. It also leads to the risk of confusion, indecision, depression and anxiety. So he's already clearly gotten all those benefits. Lifting the bottles often enough is also known to trigger growth of the bicep muscle, but for some reason he hasn't seen any of that benefit thus far. Perhaps he's using a drinking straw? 

Is your wife going too Bob ,or are you just dumping her ? , I think we on Aseannow are going to be

sick of you posting from your new place of residence ,how much better than Thailand it is , with better woman , 

cheaper beer , and better food ... good luck ,.... P.S I hope you are really going this time , you have made promises before .....

 

regards worgeordie

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2 hours ago, bob smith said:

I am taking my money and running for the hills!

never to return to this place.

Thailand is about to get savage,

hope you all enjoy doin' your 90 day reports and jumpin' through immigration's hoops every year, oh and don't forget being treated like a common criminal just because you are a farang

If you actually knew anything about the country, you'd understand that those of us who've been around for a while are used to all the blather that comes out of the Thai government.  I've never known any of it to make the slightest bit of difference to a foreigner's life in Thailand - even though we moan about it every time a new announcement is made.

 

On a different note, I find it very amusing that you seem to find it necessay to regularly refer to your wealth.  Yesterday it was attending a very expensive gym - not just a gym like anyone else would have said, with you it has to be an expensive gym. Today you state the total of your wealth.  Maybe that makes you feel good but it shouldn't - most of us know that people with wealth don't normally talk about it and laugh at your outbursts Mr. Loadsamoney.

 

The chances that you are actually a broke guy who's heading home because his money's run out are pretty high.

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16 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

Is your wife going too Bob ,or are you just dumping her ? , I think we on Aseannow are going to be

sick of you posting from your new place of residence ,how much better than Thailand it is , with better woman , 

cheaper beer , and better food ... good luck ,.... P.S I hope you are really going this time , you have made promises before .....

 

regards worgeordie

Im definitely going so im sure you will be happy.

 

I honestly wish you the best of luck.. You are gonna need it!

 

bob.

Bob whenever you do vanish for a bit here, they're practically singing candle in the wind, praying for your return.

 

Not me, tho. I laugh in their faces.

 

Like you do.

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