The juristic girl said I’m not allowed to clean my house!

[thaibeachlovers]

40 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Houses don't have juristic person's!

He means an officious person that sticks their nose into other people's business.

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, simon43 said:

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they seem to be watching us like hawks at the moment, looking for any excuse to catch us out..

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Nope - they are watching YOU.  Every other Westerner is getting on with their life and don't seem to have the bizarre problems that you raise in your many posts 🙂

are they as nosey about foreigners in Laos as they are here mate?

 

regards,

bob.

[Lacessit]

The flaw in Bob's OP is when the girl asked if he was Thai. She could not pick a round-eye?

[bob smith]

Just now, Lacessit said:

The flaw in Bob's OP is when the girl asked if he was Thai. She could not pick a round-eye?

I speak near perfect Thai, that is why she asked.

 

Then when I said no she switched to broken English.

 

regards,

bob.

[ChaiyaTH]

The irony with all these Thais being so worried about their jobs when a farang is doing it, is kind of funny, specially knowing that it is usually illegal people from Myanmar doing these jobs, as no Thai wants to do them in the first place, or does half the job if they do it.

 

Many things do not even exist here, because the creativity lacks as it is not allowed for foreigners to do anything here themselves. Meanwhile the Thais usually stick to copying other places with the average street image being: 100 massage shops, 100 barbershops, 100 coffeeshops, 100 tattoo shops.

[Gecko123]

1 hour ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Bob's nonsense, his creative writing, fiction, it's fun reading. 

 

It's not good clean harmless fun if his fictitious stories regularly cast Thais and Thailand in an unfairly unflattering light. It's also not good clean harmless fun if his fictitious stories dispirit the expat community and encourage foreigners to adopt an unduly negative attitude towards Thais and Thailand. 

[ChaiyaTH]

Just now, Gecko123 said:

 

It's not good clean harmless fun if his fictitious stories regularly cast Thais and Thailand in an unfairly unflattering light. It's also not good clean harmless fun if his fictitious stories dispirit the expat community and encourage foreigners to adopt an unduly negative attitude towards Thais and Thailand. 

Lol, this is like one of the most innocent examples compared to real life daily things that happen. I would be the least worried about the comedian fiction from Bob.

[richard_smith237]

22 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I speak near perfect Thai, that is why she asked.

 

 

[Gecko123]

21 minutes ago, ChaiyaTH said:

Lol, this is like one of the most innocent examples compared to real life daily things that happen. I would be the least worried about the comedian fiction from Bob.

We're talking about about a posting pattern which almost invariably casts Thais in a negative light. In this example, the Thai person is being depicted as nosy, bossy, menacing, and authoritative. You call it comedic fiction, which I agree it is, but you're overlooking the truth that the "comedy" is at the expense of Thais and Thailand, and not everyone on the forum is aware that it is fiction. Indeed, there are many here, including the OP, who continually insist that these anecdotes actually occurred.

 

The other issue I have is that the Bob Smith ASEANNOW persona endeavors to normalize and glamorize what I consider to be a very maladjusted expat lifestyle (heavy drinking, pot smoking, marital infidelity, domestic tempestuousness, paranoia, simmering resentment, constant clashes and friction with neighbors) which reflects poorly on the Thailand expat community as a whole.

[Dioj]

The other day I was pulling myself off. A Thai girl came over and insisted that I was taking away her job and that I must hire her to do the task at hand if I want to avoid any misfires. I explained that I know what is needed and see no reason to hire someone that doesn't know how to raise the fly sheet. I am also not a good employer, so to avoid a problem I decided to stop and just ordered another beer. 

 

Note to self: Don't snap off in bars. Wait until I am back home where I can pay my wife only a few quid to do it for me after her Thai boyfriend has left my house. 

[BritManToo]

3 minutes ago, Gecko123 said:

We're talking about about a posting pattern which almost invariably casts Thais in a negative light. 

Can't really see any other way to view them.

[bob smith]

Just now, BritManToo said:

Can't really see any other way to view them.

I personally haven’t had a positive interaction with a local for years now.

 

Since before covid.

 

Is it all my fault?

 

regards,

bob.

[richard_smith237]

10 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I personally haven’t had a positive interaction with a local for years now.

 

Since before covid.

 

Is it all my fault?

 

regards,

bob.

 

Yes it is....   given the attitudes you display on this forum, I'm 100% sure the negative experiences you encounter are self generated.

 

I rarely encounter a negative interaction with any Thai people, thats not to suggest a negative interaction never happens, but a negative encounter is not an common experience.

 

 

 

14 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Can't really see any other way to view them.

 

Myopia and bias are difficult to overcome for those so cerebrally challenged they are irreparably blinded by their own ignorance. 

 

 

 

 

[BangkokReady]

3 hours ago, worgeordie said:

What is a "Juristic Girl" ? ,  Build a higher fence ,to keep Thai's out your business ,

 

Aren't the juristic people the ones who run condos?  Perhaps Bob lives in some sort of managed gated community?  Or that's just a word that he heard somewhere so he added it to the story?

[Jimjim1]

3 hours ago, bob smith said:

have been told today that I can’t do it without a work permit.

Ask her to put it in writing and then post it here so we know it is not bs

[bob smith]

11 minutes ago, Jimjim1 said:

Ask her to put it in writing and then post it here so we know it is not bs

I’m telling you that this is what happened.

 

that is enough to confirm it isn’t BS.

 

regards,

bob.

[richard_smith237]

Just now, bob smith said:

I’m telling you that this is what happened.

 

that is enough to confirm it isn’t BS.

 

The fact that it is you telling us, Bob, confirms a grade A1 degree of utter bu!!shi££ery !!!   

 

 

[bob smith]

8 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

The fact that it is you telling us, Bob, confirms a grade A1 degree of utter bu!!shi££ery !!!   

 

 

how does it?

 

do you apply that same logic to yourself?

 

regards,

bob.

[sipi]

When we were building our house I did all the electrical wiring, being my trade.

When it came time to paint the wife asked me to help. My reply "Sorry Darling, can't do. No visa".

I hate painting, laws are to be taken advantage of.

[zhounan]

Bob, we're all here to know one thing: was the juristic girl pretty or not?

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, zhounan said:

Bob, we're all here to know one thing: was the juristic girl pretty or not?

couldn’t tell, the moody cow had her mask on!!

 

much love,

BOB.

[Jaxxper]

Her sister is probably looking for a cleaning position !! 😂😂😂

[spidermike007]

Always say no to absolute nonsense an emphatic no. If necessary get out of my business, you have no place in my life, see you but I wouldn't want to be. 

[ChrisKC]

So the woman over the fence is your neighbour and doesn't know you?

[scorecard]

Just now, bob smith said:

…I’m surprised it took you so long!

 

BOB.

Actually I blocked you many months ago, but recently a miracle unblocked you.

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, scorecard said:

Actually I blocked you many months ago, but recently a miracle unblocked you.

I couldn’t care less!

 

happy blocking!

 

BOB.

[TigerandDog]

On 4/11/2024 at 10:57 AM, bob smith said:

I just want to know if it is legal to clean my house or not!

 

I have been told today that I can’t do it without a work permit.

 

regards,

bob.

Technically the juristic girl is correct. I knew a farang several years ago who was painting the boundary fence to his property who was arrested and deported for working without a permit. Even after being able to prove to the police that it was his residence it made no difference. He was also given the taking work off a Thai explanation as well as the no work permit line. 

 

Now I do know that he was not popular with the Thais in his neighborhood because of his superiority attitude towards them, and it's a certainty one of the locals reported him.

 

So I would suggest you be on your very best behavior instead of your what appears to be usual attitude towards Thais otherwise you might find yourself in the same position.

 

I would also agree with others on here that your post is just another one of your delusional troll posts.

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, TigerandDog said:

I would also agree with others on here that your post is just another one of your delusional troll posts.

why are you replying then?

 

BOB.

[CharlieH]

Some trolling and flame posts removed.

[soalbundy]

On 4/11/2024 at 10:49 AM, bob smith said:

it’s very strange behavior and is making me nervous about cleaning my house in the future.

 

am I allowed to wash my own clothes or do I need to get the mrs to do that as well?

 

where does this madness end?

 

bob.

It's BS. I painted the rice barn in my back garden 5 years ago when coincidentally 4 IO officers came round checking visas, they were impressed with my work, my missus told them that I had been on the roof that morning cleaning the rain gutters, one of the officers (20 years younger than me) said he could use me at his house as he wasn't fit enough for that type of work. However this is Isaan, things seem to be more relaxed here and nobody gives a $hit what I do, especially in a farming village. During the harvest I am also in the fields helping out, nobody has ever said a word.