7 minutes ago, bob smith said:

we are on the pi$$ now

 

where are you???

 

bob.

Wow, on the pi$$ by midday. I'm at home about to have an after lunch icecream. I'm not the one who claims to be a hard drinking womaniser though.

Sounds like Bob is Tom's biatch.

5 hours ago, bob smith said:

3 nights in a row she hasn't had my dinner on the table when I got home..

 

last night after I picked tom up at the airport I phoned her up to tell her we were on our way to the house and were both hungry.

tom was starving, he said the plane food wasn't up to it.

 

I gave her a good 2 hrs heads up.

we arrived home about 21:00, both expecting a slap up meal to be waiting us on the table and all we found was mrs. smith and her friend sat in front of the TV playing cards!!

what's that all about?

tom wasn't pleased.

he went to bed on an empty stomach and hasn't surfaced yet.

poor lad.

 

whats the point in having a wife if she wont even cook you and your mate a meal??

she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card!

 

it's getting to be beyond a joke now.

I can't even remember the last time she made me breakfast in bed!!

it could be time to trade her in for a younger model if she doesn't up her game.

I've had it up to here!!!

 

bob.

 

To trade her in would be a challenging job for you I suppose. To please her 24/7 just to get what you're missing now.

Btw there is always a Pizza delivery service.

So to go hungry to bed was not necessary.

Also on your way home it would have been easy to buy some bites to carry home for all of you, isn't it?

She probably wasn't overjoyed you were bringing a boyfriend home Bob

3 minutes ago, BobBKK said:

She probably wasn't overjoyed you were bringing a boyfriend home Bob

Noted. 

 

Next time I will bring 3 girls home instead.

 

Bob.

5 hours ago, bob smith said:

I'm thinking about binning her to be honest. 

 

Life's too short.. 

 

Bob. 

Bob,

How many times have you said this and posted about it? Put on your big boy panties and deal with it. She's not a slave and if you talk to her like you speak to restaurant owners and bar keeps not to mention your neighbors then you made your own bed. Although personally I think your are just a Troll Poster fishing for replies with your made up stories.

26 minutes ago, bob smith said:

Noted. 

 

Next time I will bring 3 girls home instead.

 

Bob.

 From one Bob to another... good thinking!  🤪

5 hours ago, bob smith said:

I think I've just figured out a way to get her back..

 

I know the mall opens at 10,

they've gone for coffee first..

 

so at 10:01 I'm gonna lock my credit card from my app and await her call.

then play dumb as long as I can..

 

should be fun 😄 

 

bob.

Playing dumb wont be so hard, I'm sure!

There once was a man named Bob,
Whose wife's cooking skills did hob,
With credit cards swiping,
And friends out gallivanting,
Perhaps Bob should learn to cook corn on the cob!

5 minutes ago, teutonian said:

There once was a man named Bob,
Whose wife's cooking skills did hob,
With credit cards swiping,
And friends out gallivanting,
Perhaps Bob should learn to cook corn on the cob!

 

Worst poem ever. 

 

Bob. 

you two should join that swingers club 

6 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

sitting in a boring management meeting.

Management meeting. 🤔

 

Oh dear, misconduct, being disciplined again?

 

😂

 

 

 

 

6 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

sitting in a boring management meeting.

You taking the notes whiles the big boys discuss the business?

13 minutes ago, Keeps said:

You taking the notes whiles the big boys discuss the business?

nope.

Mrs. Smith is bob's favorite and best go to fictional character. He recycles her for a new post whenever he runs out of ideas for a new made up story on how to bash the local population. 

31 minutes ago, hankypankee said:

Mrs. Smith is bob's favorite and best go to fictional character.

He also has fictional friends........ Tom and Jimmy. 

 

 

And FRED 😂

 

 

 

Just now, SAFETY FIRST said:

He also has fictional friends........ Tom and Jimmy. 

 

 

 

Not fictional.. 

 

Jimmy is coming to meet us tomorrow for the weekend and he is bringing his buddy Fred along too! 

 

Bob. 

15 minutes ago, bob smith said:

Not fictional.. 

 

Jimmy is coming to meet us tomorrow for the weekend and he is bringing his buddy Fred along too! 

 

Bob. 

I hope Mrs Smith has a nice meal for you guys this time. 

 

 

I've been trying to decide on the correct word to describe your posts. Amusing? Irrelevant? Pointless? Funny? All four and more? The one thing they are not is insulting to others and I, for one, thank you for that. You're a harmless old codger. Or bonkers 😁

1 minute ago, Bangkok Barry said:

 

I've been trying to decide on the correct word to describe your posts. Amusing? Irrelevant? Pointless? Funny? All four and more? The one thing they are not is insulting to others and I, for one, thank you for that. You're a harmless old codger. Or bonkers 😁

I'm neither mate. 

 

Just another member sharing my experiences about life in Thailand with other members.. 

 

Nothing more, nothing less. 

 

Bob. 

If you havent had the conversation do it quickly.

My assumption it shouldnt matter but she is Thai?  If not even mote necessary the talk.

If Thai, you a bit late she is already traded but down if in Thailand.

10 hours ago, bob smith said:

3 nights in a row she hasn't had my dinner on the table when I got home..

 

last night after I picked tom up at the airport I phoned her up to tell her we were on our way to the house and were both hungry.

tom was starving, he said the plane food wasn't up to it.

 

I gave her a good 2 hrs heads up.

we arrived home about 21:00, both expecting a slap up meal to be waiting us on the table and all we found was mrs. smith and her friend sat in front of the TV playing cards!!

what's that all about?

tom wasn't pleased.

he went to bed on an empty stomach and hasn't surfaced yet.

poor lad.

 

whats the point in having a wife if she wont even cook you and your mate a meal??

she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card!

 

it's getting to be beyond a joke now.

I can't even remember the last time she made me breakfast in bed!!

it could be time to trade her in for a younger model if she doesn't up her game.

I've had it up to here!!!

 

bob.

 

Ladyboy younger model sounds right up your back alley.

10 hours ago, bob smith said:

She's never worked in a bar. 

 

She's too clever for that. But recently she's getting to clever for her own good.! 

 

Bob. 

She can't be that clever she married you.

In a town where the nights are long,
Lived a man named Bob, with tales of wrong.
His wife, she spent, with a lavish hand,
On shoes and jewels from every land.

She'd scoff at the stove, with a frown and a sigh,
No meals she'd cook, no pies or rye.
Her joy was found in a shopper's spree,
While Bob's bank balance would often plea.

But Bob had his vices, wild and free,
He’d slip out at night, for a drink or three.
With friends and laughter, the hours flew,
In smoky bars, the bottles grew.

He danced with women, in the shadows dim,
In a world of neon, where morals were slim.
Debauchery's call, a siren's sweet song,
In Bob's reckless heart, he could do no wrong.

Their lives entwined in a web so tight,
Of broken vows and endless nights.
A tale of excess, both loss and gain,
Where love was lost, but thrill remained.

So Bob and his wife, in a life's cruel twist,
Found solace in pleasures, too fleeting to list.
A dance of indulgence, a heedless flight,
Into the arms of a never-ending night.

Bob ... I just got back to my condo and I'm half p_ssed ...  I've had many pints today. 

I'm p_ssed as a parrot and I'll get a peanut butter sandwich and then i'm sleep.    

 

if i wake up tomorrow ....  i'm ok ....    if not i'm dead

2 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I hope Mrs Smith has a nice meal for you guys this time. 

 

Maybe they all take turns eating mrs smith's hot dog and eggs. 

Just now, steven100 said:

Bob ... I just got back to my condo and I'm half p_ssed ...  I've had many pints today. 

I'm p_ssed as a parrot and I'll get a peanut butter sandwich and then i'm sleep.    

 

if i wake up tomorrow ....  i'm ok ....    if not i'm dead

Was that an attempt to see how many words starting with the letter "p" you can put in a phrase? Well, I think you forgot a couple of the more important ones. 

8 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

Maybe they all take turns eating mrs smith's hot dog and eggs. 

i'll pass

Is Mrs Smith Thai ? If so, quit.

 

Is she westerner ? If so, same thing, quit.

 

With all the soapys around, why on the earth would you get married ?

 

Far more fun in life to be single in Thailand or elsewhere,  then to be in some costly relationship that generates conflictual frustrations or financial burdens.

11 hours ago, bob smith said:

she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card!

 

Why are you letting her spend your money if she isn't keeping up her end of the deal?