That one Bar Girl who nets a 'Big Fish..'

[bob smith]

we've all seen them in the bar..

The one who dresses up to the nines & acts like a queen.

all decked out in Chanel and Prada,

shiny gold from head to toe..

she's the one who at 23 married the 82 year old millionaire and moved to Switzerland.

she's back for a brief holiday to see her old bar girl pals that she left behind,

and how she loves to flaunt her new found wealth..

she get's dropped off at the front of the bar in a Mercedes Benz,

in public she is all about the class.

 

But when she opens her mouth.....

It's like a sewer grid being flung open.

the way she talks,

what she says..

utter crass, as cheap as they come.

one of the benefits of speaking Thai is that you really get to hear what they really think.

The things I have heard over the years would, i'm sure, make your toes curl..

 

I think the term is putting lipstick on a pig...

These girls are ever so slightly smarter than the average bar dweller.

but in reality they are just the same as the rest,

only difference is they got lucky and their friends didn't.

 

Have you ever met a bar girl lottery winner?

 

bob.

[novacova]

13 minutes ago, bob smith said:

Have you ever met a bar girl lottery winner?

No sir-ree-Bob, have not and don’t plan on it.

 

btw, would you please put a shirt on and repost your avatar, besides looking like a baked lobster, it’s hard to look at. Thanks😊

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, novacova said:

No sir-ree-Bob, have not and don’t plan on it.

 

btw, would you please put a shirt on and repost your avatar, besides looking like a baked lobster, it’s hard to look at. Thanks😊

I ain't putting a shirt on for no-one!

 

least of all you.

 

bobby. 

[timendres]

Have I ever met one? Hell, I have funded several!

And, as you say, lipstick on a pig might look nice...

...but wait for that "oink".

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, timendres said:

Hell, I have funded several!

...Why in god's name would you do that??

 

bob.

[novacova]

10 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I ain't putting a shirt on for no-one!

 

least of all you.

 

bobby. 

Okay thanks, just thought I’d ask 

[timendres]

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

...Why in god's name would you do that??

 

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, timendres said:

 

you haven't got a small willy, have you?

 

bobby.

[worgeordie]

Good luck to them I say , if you can snag a rich 80 year old man ,make

sure your in his will , in a year or two you'll be looking for another ,I wish

I had been born beautiful and with a pussy ,I would do the same , beats

working for a living , 500 Baht a day , no way , 

 

regards worgeordie

[bob smith]

Just now, worgeordie said:

Good luck to them I say , if you can snag a rich 80 year old man ,make

sure your in his will , in a year or two you'll be looking for another ,I wish

I had been born beautiful and with a pussy ,I would do the same , beats

working for a living , 500 Baht a day , no way , 

 

regards worgeordie

have you no shame at all?

 

bobby.

[timendres]

6 minutes ago, bob smith said:

you haven't got a small willy, have you?

 

bobby.

 

Survey says..... absolutely average.

[Hummin]

23 minutes ago, bob smith said:

have you no shame at all?

 

bobby.

you should start drinking again Bob

[bob smith]

3 minutes ago, Hummin said:

you should start drinking again Bob

i'm half cut already mate.

 

bob.

[dingdongrb]

40 minutes ago, bob smith said:

you haven't got a small willy, have you?

 

bobby.

As the sayings go:

 

'It's not the size of the magician's wand but the magic he can perform with it.'

 

'It's not the size of the worm that counts but the way it wiggles.'

[Iron Tongue]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

she's the one who at 23 married the 82 year old millionaire and moved to Switzerland.

Why is it bad if a Thai girl hits the jackpot?  Poverty & greed is everywhere.

Ever hear the story of Anna Nicole Smith (ANS) and billionaire J Howard Marshall (JHM)?

ANS was a stripper when JHS rolled (literally) into her work.  He doted her with millions before they married, ANS was 26 and JHM merely 89.  He died the next year, a happy man.

 

 

[bluejets]

14 hours ago, bob smith said:

I ain't putting a shirt on for no-one!

Nice....after all that rant and rave , a lot like the pot calling the kettle black don't you think?

You really need to get a life.

[stoner]

13 hours ago, dingdongrb said:

14 hours ago, bob smith said:

you haven't got a small willy, have you?

 

bobby.

As the sayings go:

 

'It's not the size of the magician's wand but the magic he can perform with it.'

 

'It's not the size of the worm that counts but the way it wiggles.'

 

those are phrases made up by little guys. ask any girl if she likes an earthworm vs an anaconda.  

[rwill]

They need to annotate post titles with who posted them.

[save the frogs]

15 hours ago, bob smith said:

But when she opens her mouth.....

It's like a sewer grid being flung open.

so what? you don't sound like a drunken sailor? 

[BritManToo]

As long as the guy is happy with the deal, why would anyone else care?

Been with mine nearly 15 years, best money I've ever spent.

[TheFishman1]

If the guys happy watch it anybody else care maybe his age decided that a year or two of total bliss to him is worth whatever it cost. It’s up to him. I wish him all the best.TIT

[hellohello123]

13 hours ago, Iron Tongue said:

Why is it bad if a Thai girl hits the jackpot?  Poverty & greed is everywhere.

Ever hear the story of Anna Nicole Smith (ANS) and billionaire J Howard Marshall (JHM)?

ANS was a stripper when JHS rolled (literally) into her work.  He doted her with millions before they married, ANS was 26 and JHM merely 89.  He died the next year, a happy man.

 

 

But but, she liked him for his personality and charm....

[WDSmart]

15 hours ago, novacova said:

No sir-ree-Bob, have not and don’t plan on it.

 

btw, would you please put a shirt on and repost your avatar, besides looking like a baked lobster, it’s hard to look at. Thanks😊

I looked at @bob smith's avatar and didn't get hard. I wonder why it affects you like that... 

[Grumpy one]

15 hours ago, worgeordie said:

Good luck to them I say , if you can snag a rich 80 year old man ,make

sure your in his will , in a year or two you'll be looking for another ,I wish

I had been born beautiful and with a pussy ,I would do the same , beats

working for a living , 500 Baht a day , no way , 

 

regards worgeordie

I believe if I was born a female, I would have retired wealthy at 35  

[cowellandrew]

Wait until you meet a thai that's been living in Yorkshire, Manchester or liverpool 

 

[Elkski]

Is that really bob smith in his avatar?   Wow much better than I imagined!!!!!!!!!!

[SAFETY FIRST]

17 hours ago, bob smith said:

Have you ever met a bar girl lottery winner?

I chose not to look or judge others. 

 

Sat at the bar I'm too busy talking to my young, female friend. 

She is naturally beautiful, no tattoo's, wears no makeup, no silicone breasts, lip or arse filler, no tattoos, fake nails or eye lashes, petite with small hands and feet. 

 

I'm in heaven, thank you lord. 🙏

 

[bob smith]

6 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I chose not to look or judge others. 

 

Sat at the bar I'm too busy talking to my young, female friend. 

She is naturally beautiful, no tattoo's, wears no makeup, no silicone breasts, lip or arse filler, no tattoos, fake nails or eye lashes, petite with small hands and feet. 

 

I'm in heaven, thank you lord. 🙏

 

how big are ‘her’ feet?

 

bob.

[digbeth]

the ones who are here aren't as nasty as the ones that made it to the 'west' got a business, thai restaurant maybe, halfie kids that can't really speak Thai, the good ones exist but the bad ones over there are worse

[SAFETY FIRST]

6 minutes ago, bob smith said:

how big are ‘her’ feet?

 

bob.

Aaah, I thought that would get your attention.

 

We all know that you have a foot fetish. 🦶