The seat hurt my bum. Who's fault was it?

[Elvis Presley]

Today I was forced to get a motobike taxi due to traffic. the rider seemed pleasant at first then he stopped for gas, making me wait 10 minutes in the boiling sun. once i finally arrived back to my room i told him the seat was very uncomfortable and that my ass was killing me.

 

He wasn't happy and tried to deflect the blame on me (somehow). then rode off in a huff.

 

how is it my fault if the seat on his moto taxi is a load of crap?

[jvs]

Well Bobby boy i have no idea.

Maybe you had something done to you last night that caused the pain?

Or were you hoping the rider was gonna put some cream on it for you?

[bkk6060]

Follow the lead of others.  Eat a bunch of garbage, drink large beers, stuff your face with ice cream, sit around all day on your computer.  Your butt will get big, wide and fat providing significant protection when you sit.

[CharlieH]

Clearly, you failed to bring your own premium, orthopedic, gel-cushioned, air-conditioned moto taxi seat cover. Rookie mistake.

Or maybe, just maybe, you offended the sacred bond between man and machine. That bike seat has probably been through thick and thin with him—potholes, monsoons, questionable passengers—and here you are, insulting its integrity. No wonder he rode off in a huff!

 

 

[Smokin Joe]

I think the problem is that your momma pampered you too much.

 

You need to man up little buckaroo.

[richard_smith237]

24 minutes ago, Elvis Presley said:

once i finally arrived back to my room i told him the seat was very uncomfortable and that my ass was killing me.

 

How did you tell him that ???.....      (is your Thai excellent)... 

... or was it more physical communication point to your bum, then his seat, then a pained expression ?? - just wondering how one communicates something like that without an solid grasp of Thai.....

 

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Another point - it hasn't happened for a while but it used to bug me....     get a taxi then the pull into a petrol station and either go to the toilet or fill up....    its ok for them to do that on your time, but not on their own !!!...   

 

 

[Hummin]

31 minutes ago, Elvis Presley said:

Today I was forced to get a motobike taxi due to traffic. the rider seemed pleasant at first then he stopped for gas, making me wait 10 minutes in the boiling sun. once i finally arrived back to my room i told him the seat was very uncomfortable and that my ass was killing me.

 

He wasn't happy and tried to deflect the blame on me (somehow). then rode off in a huff.

 

how is it my fault if the seat on his moto taxi is a load of crap?

100 squats every morning will prevent that! Build some real seats on your bum, not just big belly flat ass guy

[Lacessit]

Don't be such a Cheap Charlie. Take a songthaew.

[novacova]

48 minutes ago, Elvis Presley said:

how is it my fault if the seat on his moto taxi is a load of crap?

You choose to sit on the bike without your butt pillow.

[tjintx]

Where was there blazing sun today?   Quite pleasant in Bangkok today (apart from the PM2.5).

[Bill97]

58 minutes ago, Elvis Presley said:

how is it my fault if the seat on his moto taxi is a load of crap?

Too bad you can’t recognize a good seat and stay off the others 

[Liverpool Lou]

33 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Another point - it hasn't happened for a while but it used to bug me....     get a taxi then the pull into a petrol station and either go to the toilet or fill up....    its ok for them to do that on your time, but not on their own !!!...   

Wow, how much extra did that add to the meter, B4, something like that and maybe 3 minutes?

[scottiejohn]

18 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Don't be such a Cheap Charlie. Take a songthaew.

Is "Cheap Charlie" going to be his next AN name?

[BangkokReady]

1 hour ago, Elvis Presley said:

then he stopped for gas, making me wait 10 minutes in the boiling sun

 

How did he prevent you from standing in the abundant shade that is found at all petrol stations?

[BangkokReady]

7 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Is "Cheap Charlie" going to be his next AN name?

 

Who was this guy previously?  I don't keep up with the Walts as much as the trolls.

[GammaGlobulin]

1 hour ago, Elvis Presley said:

once i finally arrived back to my room i told him

 

He came to your room?

What was the point of that?

 

[PomPolo]

Vaseline should sort it

[Ben Zioner]

1 hour ago, Elvis Presley said:

Today I was forced to get a motobike taxi due to traffic. the rider seemed pleasant at first then he stopped for gas, making me wait 10 minutes in the boiling sun. once i finally arrived back to my room i told him the seat was very uncomfortable and that my ass was killing me.

 

He wasn't happy and tried to deflect the blame on me (somehow). then rode off in a huff.

 

how is it my fault if the seat on his moto taxi is a load of crap?

Can't help you on that one, never used a motorbike taxi and don't intend to used one ever. Never owned a motorbike either.

[Keeps]

1 hour ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

How did you tell him that ???.....      (is your Thai excellent)... 

... or was it more physical communication point to your bum, then his seat, then a pained expression ?? - just wondering how one communicates something like that without an solid grasp of Thai.....

 

----------

 

Another point - it hasn't happened for a while but it used to bug me....     get a taxi then the pull into a petrol station and either go to the toilet or fill up....    its ok for them to do that on your time, but not on their own !!!...   

 

 

 

41 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Wow, how much extra did that add to the meter, B4, something like that and maybe 3 minutes?

Where did he moan about adding any cost to the meter? He moaned about them doing it on his time, not his dime.

 

If it's a long journey then it might be necessary to fill up or take a wazz. If it's not, they should do it in their own time and not during a fare. 

[scottiejohn]

38 minutes ago, BangkokReady said:

 

Who was this guy previously?  I don't keep up with the Walts as much as the trolls.

It has had too many names to go into!

Don't worry about that as the fantasies that he posts are just reruns of his previous posts and the stories are all the same!

[Elvis Presley]

19 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

It has had too many names to go into!

Don't worry about that as the fantasies that he posts are just reruns of his previous posts and the stories are all the same!

So are your replies...

[madone]

2 hours ago, Elvis Presley said:

Today I was forced to get a motobike taxi due to traffic. the rider seemed pleasant at first then he stopped for gas, making me wait 10 minutes in the boiling sun. once i finally arrived back to my room i told him the seat was very uncomfortable and that my ass was killing me.

 

He wasn't happy and tried to deflect the blame on me (somehow). then rode off in a huff.

 

how is it my fault if the seat on his moto taxi is a load of crap?

 

at least he didn't spill "scolding" hot soup on your child.

[Ralf001]

2 hours ago, Elvis Presley said:

Today I was forced to get a motobike taxi due to traffic. the rider seemed pleasant at first then he stopped for gas, making me wait 10 minutes in the boiling sun. once i finally arrived back to my room i told him the seat was very uncomfortable and that my ass was killing me.

 

He wasn't happy and tried to deflect the blame on me (somehow). then rode off in a huff.

 

how is it my fault if the seat on his moto taxi is a load of crap?

10 mins to fill the scoot with fuel ?

hahahahahaha. 

utter bullsh!t.

[madone]

42 minutes ago, PomPolo said:

Vaseline should sort it

Vaseline sorts everything.

Or so I'm told