17 minutes ago, rumeaug said:

I don't mind doggy style though..

You bitch!

 

There was a young man in Phuket a few months ago. With a horse I think. He went missing and the story came out. I think he’s been hospitalized.

Farmer should have charged 500 baht then filmed it

48 minutes ago, rumeaug said:

I don't mind doggy style though..

If you do it doggy style, and last 3 minutes, that counts as 21 minutes in doggy years!

A man stumbles into the marital bedroom, quite drunk, with a sheep under his arm.

His wife wakes up angrily and shouts 'What the fk is this?' to which he replies 'This, my darling is the pig that I have sex with when you're on your period.'

The wife says 'Uh hello! I think you'll find that's a sheep, not a pig'

 

Husband says 'I was talking to the sheep'

11 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Farmer should have charged 500 baht then filmed it

Would that be a 'baaaaah fine'? 🙄🫣

11 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Farmer should have charged 500 baht then filmed it

 

   Is that profitable ?

How much do you pay to watch them ?

"Local authorities have pledged to take additional steps to ensure the safety of residents. "

 

It's not the residents that need to be concerned...

 

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1 hour ago, Classic Ray said:

One of the first cases I was made aware of joining the job 50 years ago was of a farm labourer pleasuring himself with a live chicken. The farmer was not amused and neither were the magistrates.

 

And the chicken?

20 minutes ago, NanLaew said:

 

And the chicken?

Cock-a-doodle-DOOOOOOOO!

7 hours ago, Baba Naba said:

He should give the sheep a go!  They are not Baaaaad.... 😁

Well, As i have understood the sheep has the same shape and feel of a woman, so that would not be what he was seeking. I do not think I will ever understand why a person uses animals this way. Perhaps there is more to it than just physical desire to have an orgasm haha..A mental sickness or derangement. Kind of like those men who prefer another man rather than a real woman. 

7 hours ago, ThreeCardMonte said:

So you’re endorsing this behavior?

Certainly sounds like it.

 

Why am I not surprised.anymore by anything a leftist posts.

Such an inane reply. Is that really all you have? How am I condoning this behavior, just because I am not losing my mind over it? 

7 hours ago, Card said:

It's been rumoured that he is a lost Australian missing home.

You're talking about the Brit who had sex with 19 dogs?

Love how he asked permission- please sir can I have sex with your animal 555

11 hours ago, still kicking said:

You're talking about the Brit who had sex with 19 dogs?

 

Whoa there, Tonto. They were all consenting adult dogs.

18 hours ago, impulse said:

Is Bob off his meds again?

 

 

I think he had too many "meds." 

As I've  posted many times before Thailand is in need of more  Hospitals  for the growing number of Mentally disturbed people there

2 hours ago, actonion said:

As I've  posted many times before Thailand is in need of more  Hospitals  for the growing number of Mentally disturbed people there

 

I'd also like to see more hospitals and mental health facilities, but I think what's growing is the just number of cameras.

 

4 hours ago, phil2407 said:

Love how he asked permission- please sir can I have sex with your animal 555

The fact that he asked for consent might bode well for him in court...

Nothing unusual or uncommon in shagging a cow, or better still, politely requesting the use of some cattle to hump???? Not unusual???  

 

Certainly made me chuckle rather than freak out but saying that..... anybody saying this is a common occurrence must be living bloody remotely.

1 hour ago, Barnet1900 said:

Nothing unusual or uncommon in shagging a cow, or better still, politely requesting the use of some cattle to hump???? Not unusual???  

 

Certainly made me chuckle rather than freak out but saying that..... anybody saying this is a common occurrence must be living bloody remotely.

 

Having sex with livestock is common in many agricultural communities all over the world.

 

I'm not living that remotely, but I do get out more.

21 hours ago, geisha said:

There was a young man in Phuket a few months ago. With a horse I think. He went missing and the story came out. I think he’s been hospitalized.

Yes, a 19 year old American.

Nahhhh.... let's get the English correct here. Beastiality exists for sure...but common? Nah, isolated incidents maybe but definitely not common.

 

This is a freak show. Nothing more or less. That's why it's in the news.

 

Years back, a man was shagging his goat in his garden when a train full of commuters pulled up. Can't imagine one passenger saying...nothing to see here chaps. Happens quite often don't you know...

10 minutes ago, Barnet1900 said:

Nahhhh.... let's get the English correct here. Beastiality exists for sure...but common? Nah, isolated incidents maybe but definitely not common.

 

This is a freak show. Nothing more or less. That's why it's in the news.

 

Years back, a man was shagging his goat in his garden when a train full of commuters pulled up. Can't imagine one passenger saying...nothing to see here chaps. Happens quite often don't you know...

• 2-7.5% of the population have engaged in bestiality at one point (sexual encounter with an animal).

https://bedbible.com/how-common-is-bestiality-and-zoophillia-statistics/

 

in 1991, the US National Survey of Men estimated that only 2.3% of men said that they had not been exclusively heterosexual, while only 1.1% said they had been exclusively homosexual. 

 

As part of its huge household survey, the Office for National Statistics (ONS) found 1.1% reported their identity as gay or lesbian – roughly the same as Natsal.

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/apr/05/10-per-cent-population-gay-alfred-kinsey-statistics

19 hours ago, impulse said:

 

I'd also like to see more hospitals and mental health facilities, but I think what's growing is the just number of cameras.

 

If u mean CCTV cameras , 75% of those dont work due to lack of maintenance in our area of Nongprue alone ...along with street lighting

On 5/17/2025 at 6:07 PM, still kicking said:

You're talking about the Brit who had sex with 19 dogs?

No the 19 Ozzies who had sex with one (unlucky) sheep!

5 hours ago, actonion said:

On 5/18/2025 at 1:50 PM, impulse said:

I'd also like to see more hospitals and mental health facilities, but I think what's growing is the just number of cameras.

If u mean CCTV cameras , 75% of those dont work due to lack of maintenance in our area of Nongprue alone ...along with street lighting

 

No.  I mean smartphone cameras.  There have always been untreated crazies acting out.  But we didn't see them unless we

were eyewitnesses.  

 

There was a report on the news here a few years ago about a guy and a dog , they had a clip of the dog on TV but had pixilated out its face, presumably to preserve its dignity