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Rite of passage

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First of all I would like to say hello to all of you here. It's my first post ever. 

 

I will go straight up to the point. 

 

In the middle of my 30's. Not divorced (there was no marriage), single now for 3 years or so. Not been having fun for over a year, excluding Mrs. Handy. Came to Thailand for holiday first time alone (usually 1-2 times a year since I was a kid). First night in BKK got wasted on beers at some decent bar.

 

Went back to the hotel room with majority of consciousness still in place. Decided I needed more and went straight to Soi Cowboy (I have a list made in home of a various  places to enjoy myself) Rejected a few ladies, because I was hesitating. Eventually did take one back to my hotel (well more like she took me, as she had her own nice car and was sober).

 

Cant remember how I explained her where I stayed. She looked really classy considering the obvious (no tattoos, well dressed, kind face, in her 30s  etc). The experience was quite intense, she insisted on a rubber (I bought them, but was to drunk to give a f.). I was unable to finish, but I tried really hard and it lasted quiet long. Felt asleep.

 

Next morning we finished the deal. Rubber ruptured. She just washed herself, told me to wash my winny, dressed up and left the scene. Before that I heard "you're really handsome" and that she allegedly finished 3 times (didn't ask, but I was doing my best to be honest after a long period of dryness ). I'm not exactly sure what her name was and she didn't left any contact as well. It was not only my first time in Thailand but my first time ever with an escort (i know you won't believe but yeah). I was freaking out a bit due to this rubber incident, but she looked really clean, definitely not an addict, a classy pro I would say (her car was better than I own in my country lol).

 

Somehow managed to find this forum and read a few related topics on the subject. Laughed hard a few times. Decided to launch a profile here. 

 

Feel free to give me a note or/and a piece of advise. 

 

 

I'm not a native so apologize for any grammar mistakes. Cheers 

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20 minutes ago, wumar said:

Feel free to give me a note or/and a piece of advise. 

 

Advice – avoid posting the same tired, pedestrian stories that have been shared here thousands of times already. It’s like showing up to a buffet with a ham sandwich. Most people here really don’t care to read about yet another first-time experience with a Thai girl of the night.

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21 minutes ago, wumar said:

but she looked really clean,

 

My first LOL of the day.

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ChatGPT or Co-Pilot?

 

Should the headline not be Right up her Passage? 

I am pretty sure you got a nasty disease. But, just wait 2-3 months and take a test. They will be able to check you up and see what you got. 

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2 hours ago, wumar said:

Feel free to give me a note or/and a piece of advise. 

Always lurk on a forum to get the general feel before making your first post. This will follow you for some time now.

13 hours ago, wumar said:

In the middle of my 30's.

 

paying for sex is for losers. get a real girlfriend, man.

 

1 minute ago, save the frogs said:

 

paying for sex is for losers. get a real girlfriend, man.

 

Would you call a Quasimodo a loser........?  🤔

2 hours ago, short-Timer said:

 

Advice – avoid posting the same tired, pedestrian stories that have been shared here thousands of times already. It’s like showing up to a buffet with a ham sandwich. Most people here really don’t care to read about yet another first-time experience with a Thai girl of the night.

Nothing wrong with a ham sandwich!

2 hours ago, wumar said:

First of all I would like to say hello to all of you here.

 

Rubber ruptured. She just washed herself, told me to wash my winny

Hi there, Is that you Bob, LL version 2 or Louie or maybe in Georgie boy under a different name . 

 

I'd be concerned that she's asked you to wash your winny, has she an STI or worse? 

 

7 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

 

paying for sex is for losers. get a real girlfriend, man.

 

Okay! Then you just called yourself a loser. You know you will end up paying somehow. But you call it a cost for something else. sorry dude!

2 hours ago, short-Timer said:

 

Advice – avoid posting the same tired, pedestrian stories that have been shared here thousands of times already. It’s like showing up to a buffet with a ham sandwich. Most people here really don’t care to read about yet another first-time experience with a Thai girl of the night.

Mind you, his was different..

 

Advice, take a look at Nana Plaza, Thermae, Soi Zero, Clinton Plaza, Sukhumvit Square ( might be dating myself a tad here)!

 

36 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

paying for sex is for losers. get a real girlfriend, man.

 

Yer most of us have had one of them------- and it cost most of us a half a House.................

Hi Bob, sorry I mean back office troll terminal.

3 hours ago, wumar said:

First of all I would like to say hello to all of you here. It's my first post ever. 

 

I will go straight up to the point. 

 

In the middle of my 30's. Not divorced (there was no marriage), single now for 3 years or so. Not been having fun for over a year, excluding Mrs. Handy. Came to Thailand for holiday first time alone (usually 1-2 times a year since I was a kid). First night in BKK got wasted on beers at some decent bar. Went back to the hotel room with majority of consciousness still in place. Decided I needed more and went straight to Soi Cowboy (I have a list made in home of a various  places to enjoy myself) Rejected a few ladies, because I was hesitating. Eventually did take one back to my hotel (well more like she took me, as she had her own nice car and was sober). Cant remember how I explained her where I stayed. She looked really classy considering the obvious (no tattoos, well dressed, kind face, in her 30s  etc). The experience was quite intense, she insisted on a rubber (I bought them, but was to drunk to give a f.). I was unable to finish, but I tried really hard and it lasted quiet long. Felt asleep. Next morning we finished the deal. Rubber ruptured. She just washed herself, told me to wash my winny, dressed up and left the scene. Before that I heard "you're really handsome" and that she allegedly finished 3 times (didn't ask, but I was doing my best to be honest after a long period of dryness ). I'm not exactly sure what her name was and she didn't left any contact as well. It was not only my first time in Thailand but my first time ever with an escort (i know you won't believe but yeah). I was freaking out a bit due to this rubber incident, but she looked really clean, definitely not an addict, a classy pro I would say (her car was better than I own in my country lol). Somehow managed to find this forum and read a few related topics on the subject. Laughed hard a few times. Decided to launch a profile here. 

Feel free to give me a note or/and a piece of advise. 

 

 

I'm not a native so apologize for any grammar mistakes. Cheers 

Don't recall too many bar girls with their own car.

Have known a couple of mamasans who did though.

One really did drive me back to my hotel.

From Country Road in Jomtien to South Jomtien. I was pretty wasted but looked after the two bar girls hanging off me. No boom boom. Just but T shirts and junk from the travelling salespeople. I'm sure she would have noticed. Certainly noticed me after blowing a joint in the bar and subsequently legless when the lights and music went off and I attempted to leave the bar.

Another one took me and a bar girl who was visting me me in Bangkok ( from Country Road in Jomtien) at Country Road in Cowboy to some dodgy bar three flights above a Thai restaurant  after hours. Expensive but, hey, gotta experience life!!.

11 minutes ago, short-Timer said:


Well done. And then with your very first post on AN you wrote the penultimate manual on how to be a muppet and win the knob of the year award. 

Complete with pink tights as per previous winners.

3 hours ago, short-Timer said:

Advice – avoid posting the same tired, pedestrian stories that have been shared here thousands of times already. It’s like showing up to a buffet with a ham sandwich. Most people here really don’t care to read about yet another first-time experience with a Thai girl of the night.

Advice – avoid posting the same tired, pedestrian made-up stories that have been shared here thousands of times already.

 

3 hours ago, wumar said:

First of all I would like to say hello to all of you here. It's my first post ever. 

 

I will go straight up to the point. 

 

In the middle of my 30's. Not divorced (there was no marriage), single now for 3 years or so. Not been having fun for over a year, excluding Mrs. Handy. Came to Thailand for holiday first time alone (usually 1-2 times a year since I was a kid). First night in BKK got wasted on beers at some decent bar. Went back to the hotel room with majority of consciousness still in place. Decided I needed more and went straight to Soi Cowboy (I have a list made in home of a various  places to enjoy myself) Rejected a few ladies, because I was hesitating. Eventually did take one back to my hotel (well more like she took me, as she had her own nice car and was sober). Cant remember how I explained her where I stayed. She looked really classy considering the obvious (no tattoos, well dressed, kind face, in her 30s  etc). The experience was quite intense, she insisted on a rubber (I bought them, but was to drunk to give a f.). I was unable to finish, but I tried really hard and it lasted quiet long. Felt asleep. Next morning we finished the deal. Rubber ruptured. She just washed herself, told me to wash my winny, dressed up and left the scene. Before that I heard "you're really handsome" and that she allegedly finished 3 times (didn't ask, but I was doing my best to be honest after a long period of dryness ). I'm not exactly sure what her name was and she didn't left any contact as well. It was not only my first time in Thailand but my first time ever with an escort (i know you won't believe but yeah). I was freaking out a bit due to this rubber incident, but she looked really clean, definitely not an addict, a classy pro I would say (her car was better than I own in my country lol). Somehow managed to find this forum and read a few related topics on the subject. Laughed hard a few times. Decided to launch a profile here. 

Feel free to give me a note or/and a piece of advise. 

 

 

I'm not a native so apologize for any grammar mistakes. Cheers 

 

I especially enjoyed the part where you repeatedly tried to convince yourself she was a somewhat proper woman. I'm guessing that wasn't while you were handing over the 8k to her. 

 

Your first hooker and the condom broke. Maybe an omen😳?

9 minutes ago, TonmaiYai said:

 

I especially enjoyed the part where you repeatedly tried to convince yourself she was a somewhat proper woman. I'm guessing that wasn't while you were handing over the 8k to her. 

 

Your first hooker and the condom broke. Maybe an omen😳?

Is 8k the going rate?

10 minutes ago, sidjameson said:

Is 8k the going rate?

 

It could even be higher than that for LT when you don't know current market price.

 

But 8K is usually the going rate for the discounted party pack when you take 4. 

 

15 hours ago, wumar said:

I was unable to finish, but I tried really hard

 

OP is fairly amusing.

A couple of questions.

 

Usually, some guys have premature ejaculation. But what's the scientific term for "unable to finish", which is probably much more rare. 

 

Also, what car do you drive back home and what car does the escort drive?

 

16 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

 

OP is fairly amusing.

A couple of questions.

 

Usually, some guys have premature ejaculation. But what's the scientific term for "unable to finish", which is probably much more rare. 

 

Also, what car do you drive back home and what car does the escort drive?

 

 

Such breathtakingly fascinating questions. You must be bored out of your skull to be churning out such winners like that. The bloke had his first go with a tart and you want him to give you a TED Talk on the science of not being able to deliver the payload? What’s next, a request for a step by step visual tutorial on how to put on a condom without getting it stuck on your nose whilst you roll it down over your head?

11 hours ago, short-Timer said:

The bloke had his first go with a tart a

 

The bloke made up a story. 

 

3 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

 

The bloke made up a story. 

 


And? That justifies your rhetorical questions that aren't humoring anyone?

2 hours ago, JAG said:

Mind you, his was different..

 

Advice, take a look at Nana Plaza, Thermae, Soi Zero, Clinton Plaza, Sukhumvit Square ( might be dating myself a tad here)!

 

LOL. Not much into Bangkok nightlife anymore, but, well, most of the places mentioned (Soi Zero, Clinton Plaza, Sukhumvit Square?) don't exist anymore... 😆 

No mention of the exchange of money. Normally a memorable item for a first timer.

 

Odd.

 

No price? 

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2 hours ago, save the frogs said:

 

paying for sex is for losers. get a real girlfriend, man.

 

Right, get a real girlfriend, get married, and pay for sex for the rest of your life. Unless she kicks you out earlier and take half of what you own.

You must be on another planet if you think that you don't pay for sex with your girlfriend.

3 hours ago, transam said:

Would you call a Quasimodo a loser........?  🤔

I had a hunch he might be

2 hours ago, StayinThailand2much said:

 

LOL. Not much into Bangkok nightlife anymore, but, well, most of the places mentioned (Soi Zero, Clinton Plaza, Sukhumvit Square?) don't exist anymore... 😆 

 

4 hours ago, JAG said:

Mind you, his was different..

 

Advice, take a look at Nana Plaza, Thermae, Soi Zero, Clinton Plaza, Sukhumvit Square ( might be dating myself a tad here)!

 

 

2 hours ago, StayinThailand2much said:

 

LOL. Not much into Bangkok nightlife anymore, but, well, most of the places mentioned (Soi Zero, Clinton Plaza, Sukhumvit Square?) don't exist anymore... 😆 

Yes, umh, that's why I said I was dating myself!

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