44 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

The headline got my attention but it turns out it was a masterful bait and switch.

 

Steady on Jingthing!" 

 

Steady on!

5 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

Steady on Jingthing!" 

 

Steady on!

On call as in booty call right?

14 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

On call as in booty call right?

 

No, not booty call. 

 

Jesus.

Just now, Cameroni said:

 

No, not booty call. 

 

Jesus.

Misleading headline.

Absolutely beautiful headline .

 

10 hours ago, 123Stodg said:

Why is it that the minute a woman starts feeling comfy with you she decides your free time is now her personal labor force? I swear it is baked into their reality the same way motorcycles come out of nowhere at you on the sidewalk or some rooster screams at sunrise like it is its last chance. Does not matter if she is a bar girl a college grad or some wealthy princess who has never boiled a noodle in her life. They all have that secret list tucked right behind the sweet smile and the hugs. Thai girls just present it with extra charm like their mamma whispered the skill into their ear the day they were born.

 

You start off thinking you are cool and easy going then one morning the list lands in your lap. Can you fix this. Can you carry that. Can you call this guy for me because he never understands me when I talk. Next thing you know you are standing on a chair in her condo while she points at things for you to fix like she is directing a circus. And she calls this love. Back home my ex did the same. My buddy in Miami now gets the same. My mate in LA too. Go ahead and tell me your girl never asks you for a single thing and lives only to make your life easier. You are living in a cartoon my friend. A bright smiling cartoon.

 

And the part that really gets you is you still do it. You pretend to complain but you climb the chair and you fix the light and you lift the box and you help her cousin move furniture just because that is what men end up doing on this planet. Every guy hits that moment where he thinks great this is it my life is now one long list of everyday chores handed out by someone I did not even know six months ago. Then she looks at you like you just saved the town and you know she is taking the absolute mickey.

 

Life never goes smooth and no relationship comes without the list. So you breathe, roll your shoulders and keep going. Someone has to keep the whole circus running and it might as well be your arse.

All ladies likes a handyman, and that’s what turns them on as much as money. If Im sure I will have a excellent night of romantic, I have to fold up my sleeves, take off my shirt, and start working at the farm. And guess what, the food taste better, the wife is more easy going, and the sex is fantastic and not just a sleeping pill before closing the light. 

 

It is universal, ladies like the see their man do work, reall work, not dishes or cleaning, man work 😉 try it if its not to late 

Right.

 

i'm off to fix the sink.

10 hours ago, 123Stodg said:

Why is it that the minute a woman starts feeling comfy with you she decides your free time is now her personal labor force? I swear it is baked into their reality the same way motorcycles come out of nowhere at you on the sidewalk or some rooster screams at sunrise like it is its last chance. Does not matter if she is a bar girl a college grad or some wealthy princess who has never boiled a noodle in her life. They all have that secret list tucked right behind the sweet smile and the hugs. Thai girls just present it with extra charm like their mamma whispered the skill into their ear the day they were born.

 

You start off thinking you are cool and easy going then one morning the list lands in your lap. Can you fix this. Can you carry that. Can you call this guy for me because he never understands me when I talk. Next thing you know you are standing on a chair in her condo while she points at things for you to fix like she is directing a circus. And she calls this love. Back home my ex did the same. My buddy in Miami now gets the same. My mate in LA too. Go ahead and tell me your girl never asks you for a single thing and lives only to make your life easier. You are living in a cartoon my friend. A bright smiling cartoon.

 

And the part that really gets you is you still do it. You pretend to complain but you climb the chair and you fix the light and you lift the box and you help her cousin move furniture just because that is what men end up doing on this planet. Every guy hits that moment where he thinks great this is it my life is now one long list of everyday chores handed out by someone I did not even know six months ago. Then she looks at you like you just saved the town and you know she is taking the absolute mickey.

 

Life never goes smooth and no relationship comes without the list. So you breathe, roll your shoulders and keep going. Someone has to keep the whole circus running and it might as well be your arse.

Yeah, or it might just be you that have problems.

9 hours ago, 123Stodg said:

Or I could evict her?

And then you would go look for a new one?

 

11 minutes ago, jvs said:

And then you would go look for a new one?

 

Look in the mirror for a new arse

2 hours ago, Cameroni said:

Right.

 

i'm off to fix the sink.

Why is it that back in the UK I never ever had to fix a sink, despite living in houses that were over 50 years old with the original fittings, yet here it is a regular occurance, often requiring attention several times a year

12 hours ago, 123Stodg said:

Are you offering? And can I answer your question after you give me the 2 bjs?

 

 

 

On 12/13/2025 at 7:25 AM, 123Stodg said:

Why is it that the minute a woman starts feeling comfy with you she decides your free time is now her personal labor force? I swear it is baked into their reality the same way motorcycles come out of nowhere at you on the sidewalk or some rooster screams at sunrise like it is its last chance. Does not matter if she is a bar girl a college grad or some wealthy princess who has never boiled a noodle in her life. They all have that secret list tucked right behind the sweet smile and the hugs. Thai girls just present it with extra charm like their mamma whispered the skill into their ear the day they were born.

 

You start off thinking you are cool and easy going then one morning the list lands in your lap. Can you fix this. Can you carry that. Can you call this guy for me because he never understands me when I talk. Next thing you know you are standing on a chair in her condo while she points at things for you to fix like she is directing a circus. And she calls this love. Back home my ex did the same. My buddy in Miami now gets the same. My mate in LA too. Go ahead and tell me your girl never asks you for a single thing and lives only to make your life easier. You are living in a cartoon my friend. A bright smiling cartoon.

 

And the part that really gets you is you still do it. You pretend to complain but you climb the chair and you fix the light and you lift the box and you help her cousin move furniture just because that is what men end up doing on this planet. Every guy hits that moment where he thinks great this is it my life is now one long list of everyday chores handed out by someone I did not even know six months ago. Then she looks at you like you just saved the town and you know she is taking the absolute mickey.

 

Life never goes smooth and no relationship comes without the list. So you breathe, roll your shoulders and keep going. Someone has to keep the whole circus running and it might as well be your arse.

Real men come to anonymous forum and complain to other grumpy old men that they don’t know, and will ensure they never do, long live tradition 💞

14 hours ago, blaze master said:

 

 

 

Could I ask you to refrain from putting such ( screaming)  YouTube vids online ,have some consideration for the poor staff who ( with headphones on) have to sit and listen to it !!!!!!

Have some empathy 

Because you’re being the b*tch. I’ll get slated for this by the light-footed and politically correct, but a female (of any species) must be ruled over lest the guy get chewed up and spat out. Wife-beaters are pathetic and weak, but don’t be the b*tch. 🙂

I prefer female arse

Depends a lot on the circumstances, frequency and tone.

 

Nothing wrong helping a cute small lady with matters you probably are stronger or more qualified, doing your fair part in a relationship. Especially if she knows how to reward you.

 

But if its a power game, nagging, about control, someone possessive trying to micro manage your life... well

run

not worth hassle or hope. people don't change.

 

 

 

I'm good at fixing things. But her brother is better.