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Bogan Australians

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19 minutes ago, BilllyGOAT said:

Thank you for all that great advice. I think you just changed my life.

My pleasure

You have around 5 years left average , live everyday as your last !

Just sayin....

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  • chickenslegs
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    I have never met an Australian that I didn't like. But I don't spend much time in Pattaya, and I've never met you Georgie.

  • BilllyGOAT
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    @georgegeorgia I showed your original post to ChatGPT and asked it what a bogan is. It suggested the author of the post might have some firsthand knowledge. I wonder if it means it takes one to know o

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    Just for you, @georgegeorgia ! Satire and parody by Australians about Australians!😀

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10 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

My pleasure

You have around 5 years left average , live everyday as your last !

Just sayin....

Hopefully 5 years will be enough time for you to finish compiling all your groundbreaking ladyboy statistics down there in Pattaya before your life expectancy finally gives up from all that exhausting “fun” you definitely are not having.

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1 minute ago, BilllyGOAT said:

Hopefully 5 years will be enough time for you to finish compiling all your groundbreaking ladyboy statistics down there in Pattaya before your life expectancy finally gives up from all that exhausting “fun” you definitely are not having.

I know your nearly 80 dear , but it's you that's got the 5 years , I'm predicting 20 years for me

As a matter of interest what do you think you will go out with ,heart attack?

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3 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

I know your nearly 80 dear , but it's you that's got the 5 years , I'm predicting 20 years for me

As a matter of interest what do you think you will go out with ,heart attack?

Everyone in my family has lived to at least 100. They all died of old age. Just sayin...

How about you, Dull-In? You’ll probably die from ladyboy asphyxiation syndrome before you leave Pattaya. What should we write on your tombstone? “A bit of a weird bloke, but died doing what he loved most.“

14 minutes ago, BilllyGOAT said:

Hopefully 5 years will be enough time for you to finish compiling all your groundbreaking ladyboy statistics down there in Pattaya before your life expectancy finally gives up from all that exhausting “fun” you definitely are not having.

He is nowhere near Pattaya, he is in Fantasyland.

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4 minutes ago, BilllyGOAT said:

Everyone in my family has lived to at least 100. They all died of old age. Just sayin...

How about you, Dull-In? You’ll probably die from ladyboy asphyxiation syndrome before you leave Pattaya. What should we put on your tombstone? “A bit of a weird bloke, but died doing what he loved most.“

My advice to you ...don't buy a yearly lottery ticket !!

There used to be one posting on here. Went by the name Bignok/HarrisFan. Complete knob.

I wonder whatever happened to him........🤔

1 minute ago, marin said:

He is nowhere near Pattaya, he is in Fantasyland.

Fantasyland, hmm, sounds like the name one of the ladyboy bars he was moaning about. If I recall correctly, he complained about the cleanliness of the short time rooms. Can never please this guy. There is always something he'll find fault with.

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2 minutes ago, Keeps said:

There used to be one posting on here. Went by the name Bignok/HarrisFan. Complete knob.

I wonder whatever happened to him........🤔

Retired and moved to Pattaya never to be seen again

A wonderful man who unfortunately rang in sick every Monday morning

1 minute ago, Keeps said:

There used to be one posting on here. Went by the name Bignok/HarrisFan. Complete knob.

I wonder whatever happened to him........🤔

You mean Susan the muppet? Disappeared. Without a trace. Nobody has a clue. Rumors abound it was a budget bus accident.

Just now, BilllyGOAT said:

You mean Susan the muppet? Disappeared. Without a trace. Nobody has a clue. Rumors around it was a bus accident in Isarn.

I heard he got buggered to death by a group of LB's in Pattaya. Maybe we will never know the true story.

One thing is certain. He is not on here now spouting inane drivel under yet another new name.

No different to the British equivalent who seem to be here in greater numbers. I am sure they come for the weed and to top up their tattoos. Why i avoid Soi Buakhao now.

9 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

I avoid these low class tattooed short wearing bogans who have attitude problems

Reading what you posted around this, it doesn´t sound like you avoid them. Instead, I get the feeling that you are very interested about what they do and where they are.

However, have you been giving any thought to why you can spot them a mile off? 😂

1 hour ago, kinyara said:

The daily moan from Mr Miserable, so predictable. With such a negative focussed outlook on life you'll likely die before your time

Bring it on.

2 hours ago, Keeps said:

I heard he got buggered to death by a group of LB's in Pattaya. Maybe we will never know the true story.

One thing is certain. He is not on here now spouting inane drivel under yet another new name.

Oh yes he is, unfortunately.

7 hours ago, BilllyGOAT said:

Everyone in my family has lived to at least 100. They all died of old age. Just sayin...

How about you, Dull-In? You’ll probably die from ladyboy asphyxiation syndrome before you leave Pattaya. What should we write on your tombstone? “A bit of a weird bloke, but died doing what he loved most.“

But went out in style............gettyimages-sb10066962g-001-612x612.jpg.

Not just low-class Aussies. As other threads have been pointing out recently, there seems to be a real uptick in violent farangs and farang kee nok in general (Thai expression meening farang bird sh!t - smelly, dressed like homeless, beligerant).

19 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

In my time in Pattaya I have noticed a lot of "bogan" type low class foul mouthed Aussies...more than ever.

Usually they go to Bali ,but Bali has clamped down on these foul mouthed bogans so maybe they have chosen thailand....I did think Phuket was more their style but the "bogans " I'm noticing are more middle aged to upper age Aussies who still want to look like teenagers

I can spot them a mile off , I don't even have to hear them speak ,I know they are Australian by their looks and rude ( angry) manners and scowl on their face .

I saw one yesterday in a sports bar and I didn't even have to know where he was from I knew ,mid 40's tattoos on his arms wearing short shorts , and Red Nike shoes ,trying to look like a teenager

He was being introduced to a couple of British guys also in their 50"s

Every second word out of this Aussies mouth was F...that...F ..this

Almost like all these Aussies have anger problems

I avoid these low class tattooed short wearing bogans who have attitude problems

If you walk into the Aussie bar in Soi Bukhao you will see nothing but scowls on their faces and every second word angry with F..that...f.. this

If you go into a British bar you will see them all smiling and cracking jokes

I don't like Australian people and yes unfortunately I am identified as Australian but in reality I should be Irish ,it's not my fault my great grandfather chose to go to Australia in the late 1800's , i would fit more into being Irish !!!!.

I was in my Airbnb yesterday laying on the banana lounge ,I saw three guys walking towards me all mid 40' s

They had that "look" , short shorts up to their arse ,no t shirts on , t shirts <deleted> into their back shorts hanging out ,.tattoos ,.

and red Nike shoes trying to look like gangsters , I knew they were Australian , as soon as I saw them ..

Scowls on their faces looking probably to fight someone

I wonder why there seems to be so many of these low class Aussie bogans holidaying in Pattaya ?

Is a there a bogan festival on?

Red Nike shoes festival ?

It is the irresistible draw of your personality...

2 minutes ago, JAG said:

It is the irresistible draw of your personality...

Nothing to do with him. Lots of bad farangs in Spain, Thailand and Bali.

On 3/4/2026 at 11:04 PM, georgegeorgia said:

In my time in Pattaya I have noticed a lot of "bogan" type low class foul mouthed Aussies...more than ever.

Usually they go to Bali ,but Bali has clamped down on these foul mouthed bogans so maybe they have chosen thailand....I did think Phuket was more their style but the "bogans " I'm noticing are more middle aged to upper age Aussies who still want to look like teenagers

I can spot them a mile off , I don't even have to hear them speak ,I know they are Australian by their looks and rude ( angry) manners and scowl on their face .

I saw one yesterday in a sports bar and I didn't even have to know where he was from I knew ,mid 40's tattoos on his arms wearing short shorts , and Red Nike shoes ,trying to look like a teenager

He was being introduced to a couple of British guys also in their 50"s

Every second word out of this Aussies mouth was F...that...F ..this

Almost like all these Aussies have anger problems

I avoid these low class tattooed short wearing bogans who have attitude problems

If you walk into the Aussie bar in Soi Bukhao you will see nothing but scowls on their faces and every second word angry with F..that...f.. this

If you go into a British bar you will see them all smiling and cracking jokes

I don't like Australian people and yes unfortunately I am identified as Australian but in reality I should be Irish ,it's not my fault my great grandfather chose to go to Australia in the late 1800's , i would fit more into being Irish !!!!.

I was in my Airbnb yesterday laying on the banana lounge ,I saw three guys walking towards me all mid 40' s

They had that "look" , short shorts up to their arse ,no t shirts on , t shirts <deleted> into their back shorts hanging out ,.tattoos ,.

and red Nike shoes trying to look like gangsters , I knew they were Australian , as soon as I saw them ..

Scowls on their faces looking probably to fight someone

I wonder why there seems to be so many of these low class Aussie bogans holidaying in Pattaya ?

Is a there a bogan festival on?

Red Nike shoes festival ?

Georgetta, I would not stand for any of that. It sounds completely unbearable.

If Pattaya is now full of middle aged Australians in shorts, tattoos, and red Nike shoes saying the F word in bars then that is clearly a situation nobody should have to tolerate. Especially a high quality tourist like you trying to quietly enjoy his diary writing and toothpaste usage statistics.

Honestly I would leave immediately. Life is too short to be surrounded by Australians when you are just a normal bogan trying to have a peaceful holiday in a city famously full of Australians.

Best option is to cut the trip short and head straight back to Australia where you definitely will not run into any Australians at all.

You deserve better than wandering around Pattaya spotting Australians from a mile away and suffering through these red shoe festivals.

Pack up the notebooks, thank the Airbnb CEO for his personal assistance, and get yourself back to civilisation before another pair of Nike shoes appears. No holiday is worth that level of stress.

On 3/5/2026 at 3:04 AM, georgegeorgia said:

Every second word out of this Aussies mouth was F...that...F ..this

I am reminded of the scene in Hamburger Hill (I think it was) where some solider castigated another for his language, f this and f that, and he said "careful you'll go back home, have dinner with your mom and ask her to pass the f...en potatoes" :)

That aside, not sure you care about their derriere's so much?

Didn't read the comments.

Has Khun Beer (Heineken) thrown in his two cents of Aus pension diatribe yet?🙃🙃

Bull<deleted> story, someone just wants to see their name in print. Doesn't even need to hear them speak...I know who the real "bogan" is.

Why can't I show I'm a true blue Aussie, by saying bull<deleted>.

On 3/5/2026 at 1:05 AM, georgegeorgia said:

I saw 3 bogans hanging off a baht bus yesterday going into Jomtien beach, bloke has his shirt off hanging out of the back of his pants

, the woman whose name was probably Shaz with her 8 kids all to 8 different father's , who had a face like a ....( Add your own words(

...was yelling out. " I'm a Aussie bogan that's me !!

Honestly what's happened to Bali , they got rid of the bogans ?

Usually as I said they pick Phuket before Pattaya, but I guess that's the younger ones , the "bogans" im seeing must be their parents who still want to look like teenagers wearing Red Nike shoes with no socks and carrying man bags

Aggressive, selfish ride ,no class Aussies .

Saw then yesterday in my Airbnb , tattoos , man bags , shorts up to their Arss cheeks , putting on loud music ,at least it was 1980s music these Aussie"teenagers" in their 40's played

You buy secondhand Tee shirts and then complain about Bogans, please go back into your box and stay there

41 minutes ago, BumGun said:

some solider castigated another for his language,

BumGun, nice user name, was that thought up while sitting on the brasco?

I'm just googling 'castigated'. Georgie boy gets spanked occasionally when he visit Boys Town.

On 3/5/2026 at 3:02 AM, simon43 said:

You seem fixated about their arse cheeks.....

Love the Ladyboys. 😍

On 3/4/2026 at 11:34 PM, georgegeorgia said:

I must add that I noticed the bogans are not wearing socks with the red Nike shoes

Shorts up to their ass cheeks , either a Nike t shirt on or off ,hanging out the back of their pants , and arm tatts even a few bogans now with neck tatts

No sense of humours , they can't get on with Irish or British people because at least they have a laugh unlike the angry aggressive bogan Aussie who ironically has forgotten the Aussie word of "mate " and replaced it with "bro"

People who say "bro" and "y'all" jar me.

On 3/4/2026 at 11:13 PM, khaosokman said:

Many thousands of bad farangs in Thailand. Nothing new there. They go to the trashy streets.

Fair comment- but forgive my ignorance- please can other posters on here politely explain to me what or who is a "bogan"

On 3/4/2026 at 11:04 PM, georgegeorgia said:

In my time in Pattaya I have noticed a lot of "bogan" type low class foul mouthed Aussies...more than ever.

Usually they go to Bali ,but Bali has clamped down on these foul mouthed bogans so maybe they have chosen thailand....I did think Phuket was more their style but the "bogans " I'm noticing are more middle aged to upper age Aussies who still want to look like teenagers

I can spot them a mile off , I don't even have to hear them speak ,I know they are Australian by their looks and rude ( angry) manners and scowl on their face .

I saw one yesterday in a sports bar and I didn't even have to know where he was from I knew ,mid 40's tattoos on his arms wearing short shorts , and Red Nike shoes ,trying to look like a teenager

He was being introduced to a couple of British guys also in their 50"s

Every second word out of this Aussies mouth was F...that...F ..this

Almost like all these Aussies have anger problems

I avoid these low class tattooed short wearing bogans who have attitude problems

If you walk into the Aussie bar in Soi Bukhao you will see nothing but scowls on their faces and every second word angry with F..that...f.. this

If you go into a British bar you will see them all smiling and cracking jokes

I don't like Australian people and yes unfortunately I am identified as Australian but in reality I should be Irish ,it's not my fault my great grandfather chose to go to Australia in the late 1800's , i would fit more into being Irish !!!!.

I was in my Airbnb yesterday laying on the banana lounge ,I saw three guys walking towards me all mid 40' s

They had that "look" , short shorts up to their arse ,no t shirts on , t shirts <deleted> into their back shorts hanging out ,.tattoos ,.

and red Nike shoes trying to look like gangsters , I knew they were Australian , as soon as I saw them ..

Scowls on their faces looking probably to fight someone

I wonder why there seems to be so many of these low class Aussie bogans holidaying in Pattaya ?

Is a there a bogan festival on?

Red Nike shoes festival ?

MYOB

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