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    My choice for today.   From: THE England thread   Reference: Germany knocked out of the World Cup by Korea on a Video Assistant Referee decision ...    

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From the How do I wean myself off my BP medication? thread in the Health Forum (speaking about his doctor):

 

16 hours ago, ThaiWai said:

To date he has not encouraged me to get advise from internet strangers on a Thai visa forum but if that changes I will advise.

 

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

From the Samui Times Faces Libel Charge For Labeling Koh Tao 'Death Island' topic:

 

2 hours ago, Lamar said:

"The news site often refers to Koh Tao as “Death Island,” though it attributes that nickname to international media reports and expat communities."

Then The Samui Times will be sued because it reported that some international media nicknamed Koh Tao "Death Island"?... But then the Koasod English now must also be sued because it reported that The Samui nicknamed Kho Tao "Death Island"... And so on... Every media that use the words "Death Island" and "Kho Tao" in the same sentence must be sued !

 

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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It's been a while... so here's one that caught my eye this morning...

 

From the What's your stance vs the eyes-glued-to-smartphone zombie generation? topic:

 

12 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

There is one thing I do like about living here...  the ignorance is innocent, the carelessness is accidental, I compare this to Western cities where there is often an subtle level of aggression protecting a deliberate spacial definition which if imposed upon leads to an unwelcome verbal comment or look of complete distain...  Life is too short, roll with the minor stuff, it can get up your nose but the alternatives are often worse. 

 

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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8 minutes ago, SABloke said:

People that find the word 'niggardly' offensive due to a phonetically similar word are probably offended by the word 'country' :whistling:

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From the What movies or tv shows are you watching now topic:

 

On 9/14/2017 at 4:13 AM, inThailand said:

This post is as stupid as those who tell us the same boring idiotic things on their Facebook. page.

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Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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From the Beer producers expected to suffer from excise tax hike topic:

 

17 minutes ago, Currumbin said:

I suspect that the local Dentists have lobbied for the increase tax on imported wine as the local wines have the capacity to remove the veneer from teeth.

 

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

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Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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From the Torrential rain leaves Pattaya Beach Road flooded topic in the Pattaya News Forum:

 

On 10/7/2017 at 9:11 PM, JSixpack said:

OMG yes. The pollution, trash, rats, open ditches, filth, stink, crappy views, no beach, broken sidewalks, broken pedestrian lights, crappy promenade with no shade or seats, shops closed, deserted malls, sidewalks broken and blocked, overhanging signs, speed bumps, overhanging wires, corrupt police, no metered taxis, arrogant hotel clerks, unsmiling cashiers, crazy driving, overpricing, crotch-grabbing ladyboys, gold necklace & bag snatchers, baht bus ripoffs, deserted condo buildings, deserted malls, Bali Hai desolation, ruined buildings, ruined pier, Waterford, jet ski scams, deserted bars, high bar fines, noise pollution, lack of overpasses on Sukhumvit, constant traffic jam, Chinese, Russians, Indians, Arabs and other non-Brits, runny fried eggs, haircuts with white sidewalls--to mention just a few critical issues. It's TOTAL CATASTROPHE. How can ANYBODY live in this cesspool??? Suicide is the only answer.

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It was actually posted on Saturday, but I didn't see it until today.

A classic!!!

 

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

From the What do you miss about western women thread:

 

2 hours ago, amvet said:

When I was young I liked 20 year old model type girls with trashy morals and there were many living and working for Playboy in Chicago.  As I got older I still liked 20 year old model type girls with trashy morals and found there were many living in Thailand.

 

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

"With his bellicose and insane statement at the United Nations, Trump, you can say, has lit the wick of a war against us,"

And of course, we have never heard any bellicose or insane statements coming out of North Korea have we?

 

From "North Korea says Trump has 'lit the wick of war' - Russia's TASS agency "

From the Movie set in Pattaya thread:

 

25 minutes ago, peterb17 said:

There’s always one- a pleasant informative post- then the usual Pattaya bashing from a keyboard warrior sitting in a bed sit in some dreadful town or looking out of the window and saying to his newly bought wife- darling the rice has grown one centimetre today. 

It’s just not very amusing, boring - just tedious. 

 

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

From the Urgent flood warning as reservoirs overwhelmed topic:

 

14 minutes ago, DrTuner said:

Just let it flush BKK down to sea. The crotch of Thailand needs a good rinse, then build a new capital somewhere not on a swamp.

 

:cheesy:

 

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

From the Is TVF exceptionally slow today topic in Forum Support:

 

16 minutes ago, lopburi3 said:

Now if only it can keep its running shoes on and not switch to high heels in a few minutes or hours.

 

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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Also from the Is tvf exceptionally slow today thread in Forum Support:

 

5 minutes ago, billd766 said:

TD I have given you all the information that I have other than I take size 11 in sandals.

 

Is that not enough information for you to seach for the problem?

 

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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From the US gays on world butt photo tour thread:

 

1 hour ago, JAG said:

It is a witty and sophisticated comment on the social mores which they refuse to confirm to. It reveals their profound and long running opposition to a society which seeks to repress their sexual, intellectual and cultural freedoms, and whose outdated, narrow minded conventions they reject as an unconscious manifestation of frustration and sexual envy.

Three year olds do it a lot too.

 

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

From the Pattaya moans: Nothing but rude Indians, Chinese and Arabs thread:

 

6 hours ago, adammike said:

I flew into Liverpool yesterday arrived early so had a half hour wait for my sister to pick me up,Starbucks is being rebuilt so the only option for a coffee was Subway so I ordered a black coffee sat down <deleted> it was just a beaker of brown water that may or may not have contained coffee dire and disgraceful,I really couldn't be bothered to make a fuss so I just left it sitting,then I saw a guy bin a Costa Coffee beaker I asked him where he got it from he said its from the small Spa shop in the corner,he told me it was OK and not expensive but I have to check my change there as there a a couple of ladies who seem to running a scam there.Welcome to the UK.Thailand seems better all the time,nothing to do with this thread just needed to get it off my chest. 

 

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Baliff whack their pps.

 

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From the New Point System Aims To Weed Out Bad Drivers topic:

 

10 minutes ago, Ceruhe said:

Random assumption, the point system will also award points instead of just taking them away.

 

Driving with somtam +2

 

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Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

In Chinese Tourists Could Cause Years of Misery for Thai Airports

 

2 hours ago, jaywalker said:

Thailand is like a little boy with a giant bag of bubble gum when it comes to tourism.

 

The little boy thought one piece was good, so he crammed the whole bag into his mouth at once and started choking.

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From the What's happening soi 4 topic:

 

3 hours ago, overherebc said:

Someone will be along in a minute to post that even nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

??

 

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Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

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From the Starfish eating Australia's Great Barrier Reef alarm scientists topic:

 

1 hour ago, SheungWan said:

Starfish have been an ongoing problem in Pattaya for years. Just look at the state of the beach.

 

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

From the Hey guys - don't you know these are the Thai roads! topic in the Phuket New Forum:

 

5 minutes ago, Old Croc said:

Nearly all of us Australians lived a life of adventure doing relatively risky things as kids.

But, would you let those grandkids get off the farm and sit in one of those home made sidecar contraptions and travel around Chalong Circle?

 

(I had a close friend, mid sixties, drop dead from a heart attack, just before xmas, after returning from a camping trip in the Goldfields. If it's relevant to this topic.)

 

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

From the Noisy Karaoke Bar Shutdown topic:

 

20 hours ago, Hamuraii said:

Every shitty Karaoke joint needs to be teleported into deep space, can set amps to eleven there. 

 

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

From the Have you left Thailand? topic:

 

 

16 hours ago, JLCrab said:
16 hours ago, amvet said:

What is asocial food?

Food that is eaten with everyone at a common table staring at their smart phones.

 

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

From the Actor Alec Baldwin defends film maker Woody Allen as Hollywood backs away topic:

 

6 minutes ago, canuckamuck said:

I watched the Golden Globes, the whole thing was celebration of the conquest of women over predatory men, particularly white men.  Most of the women seemed absolutely delirious with the war on men. They were careful to point out however, the few men they could identity as being particularly well trained. Ironically a new record for the amount of cleavage on display was also set that night. It was a perfect night for the beatification of Saint Oprah, the woman who almost single-handedly created the mass appeal of political correctness.

Never has the moral high horse soared at such heights. It is amazing to me that finding success in Hollywood transforms a person in to a paragon of virtue and correct living. Whereas I always assumed the reality was a bunch of fragile, drug addicted  self-entitled narcissistic time bombs, living far above reality in a cloud of their own creation.

 

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Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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On 08/01/2018 at 8:28 AM, superal said:

My TGF bought a Mitsubishi Attrage while I was out of the country . When I returned I of course took it out for a drive and was pleased with the performance especially the CVT transmission .Went on a round trip and got 18klm to the liter . However I had not been out at night but when I did I was alarmed at how poor the headlights were , so much so that I took the car back to the dealer . They took it to the workshop and I was watching from the customer lounge and no attempt was made to rectify the lights . They brought out the car to me and I said there was no power to the lights and you have done nothing so they took the car back to the workshop and a master technician took over . He drove our car to a white wall and did the same with a Ford and then put both sets of lights on to compare the strength , result they were about the same . I explained that I could not drive at night and something wrong with the lights , he then put his hand behind and inside of both of the windscreens and the hand was visible on the Ford but invisible on the Attrage . The car was 2 months old and had been fitted with a grade 80 film all round to my GF instructions . I said that they should know how dangerous that was and should change it to a 40 for free but they refused and said it will be 2000 baht but could be done by another company for 800 baht . I was looking at buying a Pajero from them but told them forget it as the Customer service was not good . They said sorry sir and 3 of them stood in a line and waved me good bye as I drove off - lost a 1.5 million baht sale for the sake of maybe 1000 baht to them .

 

10 minutes ago, JaseTheBass said:

It's not their fault your GF is stupid.

 

5 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

 

 

Not stupid but not informed by the sales person who should have known better . Mitsu head office in Bangkok apparently issued a memo to all show rooms not to fit tint film more than grade 40 according to their customer care guy who 3 days later retracted that and said it is OK to fit a grade 60 or 80 to the windscreen as there is no law against it in Thailand and therefore there was no onus on themselves . I have not let it drop and have written and spoke to Mitsu Motors head office in Tokyo who are concerned about the implications of what has happened  . Not holding my breath for a favorable outcome .

Not stupid but not informed by the sales person who should have known better . Mitsu head office in Bangkok apparently issued a memo to all show rooms not to fit tint film more than grade 40 according to their customer care guy who 3 days later retracted that and said it is OK to fit a grade 60 or 80 to the windscreen as there is no law against it in Thailand and therefore there was no onus on themselves . I have not let it drop and have written and spoke to Mitsu Motors head office in Tokyo who are concerned about the implications of what has happened  . Not holding my breath for a favorable outcome .

Thailand with the most road deaths in the world, but as there is no law against it, this person representing Mitzu thinks it’s OK. Sorry, most Thai customers know exactly what they are doing but don’t care either. I think the responsibility was down to your G/F.

Common sense here, is treated like a super-power.

Best of luck in your endeavors. I got nowhere with the same problem with Ford. They also said the elements in the heated screen may not work, if the film is removed. I ended up driving at night with the side windows open.

 

 

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