My nomination for post of the day.

Great stuff Ravip!

Fantastic post Ravip, let's send it to those XR kids - who eat McD, use phones, complain that:

 

'old people are out of touch'

 

 

 

 

From the Do you manscape? topic in the Expat Life Forum:

 

13 hours ago, emptypockets said:

Now I've learnt two new words today. Manscape and gayscape. Neither of which hold any particular attraction to me.

This forum is a never ending source of knowledge.

 

From the Digital TV; DAB; Aerials topic in the AV Forum:

 

1 hour ago, johng said:

Surely it depends what you watch on TV ...if its Thai soap operas,game shows and the spouting's of "the democratic soldier"

then I agree watching lots of that make you stupid ????

 

From the Run Against Dictatorship press conference held at Thammasat University topic in the Thailand News Forum:

 

2 hours ago, Chazar said:

tell em some  gay transvestite lesbian black disabled person was offended by it and theyll be on it like a ton of bricks, throw in some right wing   neo nazi types as  well thatll get em going

 

From the Do many people in the Isaan region use vacuum cleaners? topic in the Isaan Forum:

 

14 hours ago, kingofthemountain said:

Anyway a girl with a brush or a vacum cleaner have both the same problem

the older they get, the more noise they make

and they suck less

 

From the Is it me or just bad luck? Fed up! topic in the Audio/Visual Forum:

 

On 2/20/2020 at 10:30 AM, mrwebb8825 said:

I connected a TV to the internet once and one night while watching a movie, I took the last sip out of my beer and set it down. The movie paused and writing appeared across the bottom saying, "We'll wait. Go get a fresh beer. Also, that color doesn't look good on you. Walk away slowly because you have a nice butt"

I never hooked another TV to the internet since. O_o

 

Seen on Jack Woo's 'travel USA show' outside a church:

 

"Jesus says 'keep off the grass'."

 

From the U.S. Navy storms Walking Street, rescues Pattaya tourism topic in the Pattaya News Forum:

 

39 minutes ago, ezzra said:

No virus threat can keep thousand sailors with bulging testis from unloading their money and virility in such welcoming times for the customers hungry resort?...

 

From the Anybody else don't care about COVID and ignores it? topic in the Expat Life Forum:

 

55 minutes ago, Traubert said:

Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things i’d started and hadn’t finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how f****n fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner peas. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!

 

From the “Get out of my country”: Facebook page encourages violence against foreigners in Thailand not wearing facemasks topic in the Thailand News Forum:

 

6 hours ago, Songlaw said:

The poster child (emphasis on child) is the so-called American president and in second place would be the collective of his knuckle-dragging faithful. As a species, we are done for. It is just a matter of time. Why couldn't someone engineer a virus that targets idiocy? This planet needs a freaking enema (forgive me, Jack).

 

From the Urgent: computer screws needed topic in the Pattaya Forum:

 

2 hours ago, Kerryd said:

Yeah, if you can't find a screw in Pattaya (of one kind or another) then something is seriously wrong !

Admittedly, "computer screws" are probably a little kinkier than most "normal screws" but surely almost every kind of screw known to man can be found on Soi 6 ? 

Oh right - all the good screw shops are closed ! Got to get your kink (or computer) screws somewhere else for now or you'll be screwed in more ways than one ! (More ways also costs more than normal ways  - normally.)

 

From the Department explains reasons for removing some countries from high-risk list topic in the Thailand News Forum:

 

2 hours ago, sammieuk1 said:

It's all down to bhartificial intelligence and the believable superhero Xi????

 

From the A dreadful experience at one of my favorite Pubs topic in the General Topics Forum:

 

5 minutes ago, 473geo said:

How times have changed I seem to recall the 'good customers' in bars were the bell ringers, not the bell ends

 

From the Trouble in Heaven City! Cheeky 18 year old bares butt for tattoo shots angering the locals topic in the Central Thailand Forum:

 

10 minutes ago, toofarnorth said:

Butt but butt , the city has now been shamed , besmirched forever. Nakhon Sawan , Lordy Lordy That is the last time I will think of going there. Now renamed Twin Cheeks.

 

From the What Movies or TV shows are you watching (2020) topic in the Farang Pub Forum:

 

6 hours ago, BritManToo said:

Cursed ....... a series about King Arthur before he became king.

The most 'woke' POS ever produced.

Apparently half of medieval England was non-white, including a black Arthur.

And the lead woman is a very plain fat chick.

 

From

 

On 8/4/2020 at 2:36 PM, jvs said:

RIP Pol Lt-Colonel Watthaseth Samniangprasert,a brave man to go undercover there all by himself.

 

Understated satire from jvs - excellent.

From the Man shocked to find hairy bedfellow after drunken night out topic in the Thailand News Forum:

 

4 hours ago, car720 said:

If I had one cent for every time that I have woken up with a dog beside me I would be a millionaire by now.

 

Amazing how they all look like well groomed thoroughbreds the night before.

From the Halle Berry, 54, reveals she had her first orgasm aged 11 Topic in the Entertainment News Forum:

 

5 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

 

 

From the Serious discussion - What do you see in a ladyboy? topic in the Entertainment Forum:

 

1 hour ago, RobMuir said:

One night after a lot of beer I thought I would see what all the fuss was about and would give it a go.

 

I seriously advice against it.

 

It hurt like buggery.

 

????

From the PM reflects on Covid crisis: It looked so beautiful now it's come to this - blames rule breakers topic in the Thailand News Forum:

 

5 hours ago, Dart12 said:

Everyday you believe the world is near end by the hands of covid, the happier this man is.

For him and other world governments, it's like cheat code enabled on video game.  Better than unlimited lives, he gets the  the pac man power pellot with no time limit and just gobbles up everything in site he wants with no resistence from anyone.
 

 

From the topic: PM: Things will be better in 4-6 weeks; Anutin: We'll be vaxxing 1 million a day next month

 

On 7/29/2021 at 12:40 PM, sammieuk1 said:

This time next month we'll be vaccinating a million a day Rodney ????

 

A few weeks ago, but I only just read it ...

 

From the topic "Cure for Boredom"

On 7/24/2021 at 9:27 PM, Denim said:

Would you be interested in a second hand trebuchet , fires quite heavy things out beyond 100 meters as the MIL will testify.

 

From the CELIBACY: The Oft Neglected Choice for a Better Life topic in the Pub:

 

7 hours ago, 1FinickyOne said:

Some achieve celibacy - others have celibacy thrust upon them

 

My nomination for today

 

From the topic: Cost of Imported Wine and Spirits to be Slashed in Thailand

 

1 hour ago, Rookiescot said:

I imagine this will empty Monaco overnight.

 

 

From the Thai PM becomes star of new tourism video topic in the Thailand News Forum:

 

16 hours ago, greg71 said:

 

From the Govt Asked to Solve Expensive Pork topic in the Thailand News Forum:

 

8 hours ago, RichardColeman said:

I think there is a secret cabal out there trying to out price us meat eaters into eating Tofu !

From the Anutin: No monkeypox in Thailand - suspected cases just turn out to be herpes topic in the Thailand News Forum:

 

 

 

From the Thai cat lover trashes her car after reaching down to grab one of her beloved Persians topic in the Isaan News Forum:

 

4 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Just when I think I’ve come to terms with the extent of utter fv<kwittery here I read the news to find that someone has upped the ante in spectacular fashion....  

 

.... You’ve gotta just shake your head in astonishment...  I’d even go so far as to applaud the efforts and extremes people go to to do the most idiotic, moronic, galactcailly stupid stuff....