Ok a few weeks ago i watched an american cop become the next super hero ,

for Stan the Man ( he writes comic's)

Also their was a mad women who called herself , Hygina and a nutty looking Kung <deleted> guy ;

so i am just thinking does anybody in Bedlam have an alto ego screaming to come out ?

if so what would be your hero name and what super powers would you like ,

I want to be Falang Man ,Flying around helping Tourists and my super powers would be

Flying (EASY VISA RUNS )

X-ray vision

And my catch phrase would be

YOU DONT WANNA TO PAY THAT

OK SO IM BORED

TO MANY REPEATS ON THE NORMAL BOARD

I've seen that TV prog Col, well the few minutes I could stand of it, absolutely dreadful, Stan Lee must have been laughing his socks off throughout the entire event.

Ok, two things...... when I first read your opening post, I instantly thought of one quote before I got half way though it..... it's from Kill Bill.

"As you know, l'm quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about superheroes. I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favorite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn. But the mythology... The mythology is not only great, it's unique. Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton."

And my second thought was, I actually like the "Super Heroes" who don't have any, what would be described as, super powers, they just make the best of what they have got, or been gifted.

Batman, Dare Devil, Hawkeye and others are believable, and achievable without having to be exposed to cosmic rays, gamma radiation or being bitten by a radioactive spider....... (radiation turns up with an unwelcome frequency doesn't it)

Nah, just being the best that you can be at what you do is good enough for me...... failing that, I'd like to be Johnny Storm

Being the best at what you do sounds a bit like 'being the greatest' aka Mohammad Ali! Nice one!

My superpower? Being able to change between a Tiger and a man - bit like Superman, wake up as a tiger and have an alter-ego who's just a normal Joe!

My wife says I could be " Fart Man " as I have the ability to clear rooms after just one egg. Only problem is that power is a bit indiscriminate, so if any of you have ideas about how I could " channel " this energy, much appreciated.

I don't think that channelling it would work Limpy, bottling it may do.

Beerman.

My special power : To single handedly keep all the world's breweries in production and all those who work in them gainfully employed.

Oh, just a minute I do that anyway.

Irony Man.

(Secret identity - Sir Cassim)

The ability to invert truth, justice and good intentions until even the best doubt their abilities.

Able to batter reasonable people into submission by using their words and foibles against them.

To unmercifully reduce stuttering newbies to mere shells of their former self with sly, sneering, personal japes

Having the ability to extract the minutest points of weakness in a conversation and use them to belittle the orator .

Oh, just a minute I do that anyway.

Limpy

Try using Nappy or a few ladies towels to act as a filter

My wife says I could be " Fart Man " as I have the ability to clear rooms after just one egg. Only problem is that power is a bit indiscriminate, so if any of you have ideas about how I could " channel " this energy, much appreciated.

You could have a tube between your bum and the ozone layer...

Limpy

Try using Nappy or a few ladies towels to act as a filter

Now come on.................Remember..... weapon, weapon, we don't want to surpress them just direct !!!!

My wife says I could be " Fart Man " as I have the ability to clear rooms after just one egg. Only problem is that power is a bit indiscriminate, so if any of you have ideas about how I could " channel " this energy, much appreciated.

You could have a tube between your bum and the ozone layer...

Now this I like. Stealth gas from the stars !!!

My wife says I could be " Fart Man " as I have the ability to clear rooms after just one egg. Only problem is that power is a bit indiscriminate, so if any of you have ideas about how I could " channel " this energy, much appreciated.

Maybe WW could have helped you out with some useful suggestions.

Too bad he's gone. Talk about missed opportunities....up close and personal on matters rectal with WW.....WoW !

Yes, I'll Hiss him ( ooops miss )

My wife says I could be " Fart Man " as I have the ability to clear rooms after just one egg. Only problem is that power is a bit indiscriminate, so if any of you have ideas about how I could " channel " this energy, much appreciated.

You could have a tube between your bum and the ozone layer...

Preferable to having a tube to the boyzone layer!

Well soundman is the real one.

Beerman is taken.

I'll just go "the random man".

OK, I give up.....I can't keep it a secret any longer.......

The hero hiding inside me is........(drum roll please).......

Weekend Warrior !! Tah dah !

errr well speaking as someone with a superhero alias and avatar I guess my answer is obvious.

I always liked Quicksilver, the bad guy, turned good, kinda.

The son of Magneto, Pietro, has cool powers, not only can he run at superhuman speeds but he can also think at superhuman speeds. He actually lost all his powers but recently got them back and now in the most recent story lines (the House and Son of M series) even gained the ability to travel through time, from 30 seconds up to 12 days.

Okay nerd speak disabled.

You make it sound interesting quiksilva.

Being the best at what you do sounds a bit like 'being the greatest' aka Mohammad Ali! Nice one!

My superpower? Being able to change between a Tiger and a man - bit like Superman, wake up as a tiger and have an alter-ego who's just a normal Joe!

"Oh Faithful One"

I have the same probelm like you.

Each and everyday I wake up and look like this:-

and then have coffee or three and the I transform to me normal self:-

Do I have a problem?

The Colonel and his side-kick Kan Win

My wife says I could be " Fart Man " as I have the ability to clear rooms after just one egg. Only problem is that power is a bit indiscriminate, so if any of you have ideas about how I could " channel " this energy, much appreciated.

I don't think that channelling it would work Limpy, bottling it may do.

Yes, but Kanning as a air freshener works "Thaddeus"

Kan Win

As The Crow I am already a super hero of sorts. By day I use the moniker Eric Draven (should really be D'Raven - but whatever) and at night I avenge tortured souls on Thai Visa.

Didn't I start a thread on this subject in Bedlan some time ago?

CB

As The Crow I am already a super hero of sorts. By day I use the moniker Eric Draven (should really be D'Raven - but whatever) and at night I avenge tortured souls on Thai Visa.

Didn't I start a thread on this subject in Bedlan some time ago?

CB

You can't expect us to remember all the threads started in Bedlam from time back. I can't remember yesterday! Go to your profile and check your topics. If all else fails do a search...

As The Crow I am already a super hero of sorts. By day I use the moniker Eric Draven (should really be D'Raven - but whatever) and at night I avenge tortured souls on Thai Visa.

Didn't I start a thread on this subject in Bedlan some time ago?

CB

You can't expect us to remember all the threads started in Bedlam from time back. I can't remember yesterday! Go to your profile and check your topics. If all else fails do a search...

I knew I had done this before - Super Powers

CB

Thanks for the link CB - I had forgotten, good fun thread that one. Talking about Boobs by page 2!

And Taddy's 'Idle-man' cracked me up!!!

Thanks for the link CB - I had forgotten, good fun thread that one. Talking about Boobs by page 2!

And Taddy's 'Idle-man' cracked me up!!!

I'd completely forgotten about that, I can't think why, as I have been that character for over three years!

Apart from deep vein thrombosis, does sitting on your arse for long periods cause altsheimers?

Thanks for the link CB - I had forgotten, good fun thread that one. Talking about Boobs by page 2!

And Taddy's 'Idle-man' cracked me up!!!

I'd completely forgotten about that, I can't think why, as I have been that character for over three years!

Apart from deep vein thrombosis, does sitting on your arse for long periods cause altsheimers?

I hope not!!!

The hero I would love to be is myself. How can you want to be someone else when your already perfect?

The hero I would love to be is myself. How can you want to be someone else when your already perfect?

Have you dropped the pretence Don?

The hero I would love to be is myself. How can you want to be someone else when your already perfect?

Have you dropped the pretence Don?

A smoke screen without any smoke

The hero I would love to be is myself. How can you want to be someone else when your already perfect?

Have you dropped the pretence Don?

A smoke screen without any smoke

"Oh lord it's so hard to be humble

when you get better looking each day..."

Taddy will know this song, he always does!