THE Queen has her own drive-through McDonald's, The Sun can reveal.

Her Majesty became landlady this month when a retail park down the road from Windsor Castle was bought by the Crown Estate for £92million.

She can even SEE the royal burger bar across the Thames in Slough, Berks, from her State Apartments.

A McDonald's insider proudly said yesterday: "We are delighted she chose us — rather than Burger King.

"The only trouble is the drive-through is one of our smaller ones so she'd have a job getting her Rolls-Royce round it."

The Bath Road Retail Park is also home to a B & Q superstore plus branches of Comet, JJB Sports and Mothercare — all now on the Queen's land.

Meal for One ... royal burger bar

Last night flunkies scoffed at the idea of Her Majesty popping out for a Big Mac.

A Windsor Castle source said: "I doubt royal courtiers will be sent out for takeaways either.

"However I'm sure below stairs staff wouldn't grumble."

The Crown Estate administers a supersized £7billion property portfolio for the Queen. Boss Jim Yates said of the latest addition: "We completed the purchase in just three weeks."

Kevin O'Connor, a director of the firm which sold the retail park, said: "This is a good move for us."

The McDonald's source had one warning for the Queen if she does decide to eat there.

The insider said: "Dogs are not allowed inside — so the corgis will have to stay at home."

One's lovin' it ... how the Queen might look serving up Big Macs

Why does the queen need to buy land?

Probably securing a job for Charles as he's never going to be King.

Would take him a while to get 5 gold stars tho'

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Bashing the British Royal Family is perfectly OK in England and on Thai Visa!

Bashing the British Royal Family is perfectly OK in England and on Thai Visa!

The Queen in Question is also the Queen of Australia.

Now would you like to hear what we think of royalty ?

Bashing the British Royal Family is perfectly OK in England and on Thai Visa!

The Queen in Question is also the Queen of Australia.

Now would you like to hear what we think of royalty ?

Enlighten us please

Well here's what BBC reported :-

Thursday, 4 February, 1999, 14:20 GMT

Republican Edna no longer a Dame

Edna Everage: Once a royalist, but a Dame no more

Housewife superstar Dame Edna Everage is now plain Mrs Edna Everage after relinquishing her title and declaring her support for Australian republicans.

Down Under for her first tour in five years, the republican debate raging in Australia has brought Edna firmly out of the anti-monarchy closet.

"I've always been a royalist because the royal family adore me, and I'm a close personal friend of all the royal family, whatever scallywags they are," she said.

"I've been a dame for many years. I've been worshipped, really, in Australia and it's time I got a bit of reality into my life."

She broke the news while announcing the tour, which will see her share the stage with alter ego Barry Humphries.

Australia will vote later this year on whether to drop the Queen as head of state. .end of quote.

A contender for our first president perhaps ?

Bashing the British Royal Family is perfectly OK in England and on Thai Visa!

That's what I like about the Brits, it's okay to slag off the rayal family, doesn't make you any less British!

Bashing the British Royal Family is perfectly OK in England and on Thai Visa!

That's what I like about the Brits, it's okay to slag off the rayal family, doesn't make you any less British!

So true, and it doesn't make you like them any less or more.

Bashing the British Royal Family is perfectly OK in England and on Thai Visa!

That's what I like about the Brits, it's okay to slag off the rayal family, doesn't make you any less British!

So true, and it doesn't make you like them any less or more.

Now, that is SO true! Ironic really.

Probably securing a job for Charles as he's never going to be King.

Would take him a while to get 5 gold stars tho'

A very B I G while.

Well here's what BBC reported :-

Thursday, 4 February, 1999, 14:20 GMT

Republican Edna no longer a Dame

Edna Everage: Once a royalist, but a Dame no more

Housewife superstar Dame Edna Everage is now plain Mrs Edna Everage after relinquishing her title and declaring her support for Australian republicans.

Down Under for her first tour in five years, the republican debate raging in Australia has brought Edna firmly out of the anti-monarchy closet.

"I've always been a royalist because the royal family adore me, and I'm a close personal friend of all the royal family, whatever scallywags they are," she said.

"I've been a dame for many years. I've been worshipped, really, in Australia and it's time I got a bit of reality into my life."

She broke the news while announcing the tour, which will see her share the stage with alter ego Barry Humphries.

Australia will vote later this year on whether to drop the Queen as head of state. .end of quote.

A contender for our first president perhaps ?

And what would Oz have instead of the Queen?

Failed politicians like most countries who have a non-executive president?

Voted for - or appointed by the PM?

Many things to consider here - currently the Queens representative (Governor General) is appointed by the PM and is apolitical.

no need to bash them, they have enough on their hands with that hag Camilla

no need to bash them, they have enough on their hands with that hag Camilla

One of the few women in the world who could have a chip pan stuck on their face and still manage to eat an apple.

no need to bash them, they have enough on their hands with that hag Camilla

One of the few women in the world who could have a chip pan stuck on their face and still manage to eat an apple.

But she's got to have something going for her - otherwise how did she manage to drag Big Ears away from Noddy & Co.?

He has been found talking to trees

Well here's what BBC reported :-

Thursday, 4 February, 1999, 14:20 GMT

Republican Edna no longer a Dame

Edna Everage: Once a royalist, but a Dame no more

Housewife superstar Dame Edna Everage is now plain Mrs Edna Everage after relinquishing her title and declaring her support for Australian republicans.

Down Under for her first tour in five years, the republican debate raging in Australia has brought Edna firmly out of the anti-monarchy closet.

"I've always been a royalist because the royal family adore me, and I'm a close personal friend of all the royal family, whatever scallywags they are," she said.

"I've been a dame for many years. I've been worshipped, really, in Australia and it's time I got a bit of reality into my life."

She broke the news while announcing the tour, which will see her share the stage with alter ego Barry Humphries.

Australia will vote later this year on whether to drop the Queen as head of state. .end of quote.

A contender for our first president perhaps ?

But Barry Humphries is a Royalist.

I wonder if there's a knighthood for anyone coming up with a Burger Queen version of Queen's classic.

She's a Burger Queen

Beef patty, salad cream

Bread bun with a laserbeam

Guaranteed to stunt your mind

Everytime

Ooh, recommended at the price

After beer, an appetite

Wanna fries ?

No, think that will get me an extended stay in the Tower.