Perhaps it might be more beneficial for the group as a whole if a certain gender of post was consolidated into a single thread.

Personally, I couldn't give a hoot, but I have noticed a trend of links of a certain nature that, in my opinion would be better served under a flag of obvious intent, the benefits would be for the FNG's and the established and the guys rooted to eternity.

What do you think?

Moss

Well, I've always fancied being rooted to eternity. Other than that, what are you talking about?

Why do ducks need rafts?

The... chicks with big knockers threads..?

I didn't realise they were having such an impact.

Oh! Did you mean this...?

I guess if the Sun had ran it as a story we'd already of heard about it.

Anyway bottom line is, you are much mistaken my friend, as it's not 'a raft of ducks' but 'a twack of ducks'

although I couldn't find any photographic evidence of that, if anyone has pictures of ducks twacks please PM me.

Gaggle of geese

Pod of whales

Choir of cats

Pride of lions

School of fish

Flock of sheep

ok ok I know where it is.

Why do ducks need rafts?

Same reason fish need bicycles I guess.

I guess if the Sun had ran it as a story we'd already of heard about it.

Yup, you guessed it.

Anyway bottom line is, you are much mistaken my friend, as it's not 'a raft of ducks' but 'a twack of ducks'

But due to the original intent of this thread, I would suggest a 'twaddle', of Ducks more appropriate.

How on Earth did you guess what I was on about?

Moss

I guess if the Sun had ran it as a story we'd already of heard about it.

Yup, you guessed it.

Anyway bottom line is, you are much mistaken my friend, as it's not 'a raft of ducks' but 'a twack of ducks'

But due to the original intent of this thread, I would suggest a 'twaddle', of Ducks more appropriate.

How on Earth did you guess what I was on about?

Moss

It wasn't hard, but weren't you also one of the ones who argued that we should be able to post just about anything in Bedlam ? Be it discussions about EU Politics or pretty much anything else ?

It wasn't hard,

To be honest, it wasn't meant to be

but weren't you also one of the ones who argued that we should be able to post just about anything in Bedlam ?

Yup.

But I think you have missed my point.

if a certain gender of post was consolidated into a single thread.

Moss

O.K. I give up

but Geezes made me do it

as they all gaggled around me like a flock and before I knew it, school time was upon me as I was in the choir and the pride to one and all, as I have the only iPod and shoaled it to the swarm that herd of Mossfinn post, "A Raft Of Ducks".

Meantime the COLONY of Asses DROVE this TROOP of BABOONS into Bedloom to CULTURE them about SOUNDER Wild Boar.

Sorry for me "FLUTTER" and "WAKE" you all up to me "CARAVAN" of "Army" "PACKed with a very wild "COYOTE".

Kan Win

P.S. Ta "soundman" owe you a beer or three for your post

Now that is a serious Raft of Ducks

Moss

So was me post as well "Khun Mossfinn".

Kan Win

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop taking amphetamines.

So was me post as well "Khun Mossfinn".

Kan Win

Biggest and best so far, as always Pee Kan Win

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop taking amphetamines.

I think it may be time for me to start.

Moss

Gaggle of geese

Pod of whales

Choir of cats

Pride of lions

School of fish

Flock of sheep

ok ok I know where it is.

Well seeing as you mentioned it...

A murder of crows.

A Parliament of Owls, but I guess that would be asking a bit too much!!

TLW

Change a Letter

Three Word Story

As Thad would say, 'I know where the door is', and 'Where's my Coat?'.

Moss

you all know nuffin.

you all know nuffin.

Yeaah, but I know a muffin when I see one!

Do you look for faces in muffins? I do!

Do you look for faces in muffins?

Only in the compact ones ....... or if they are very shiny.

Do the faces tell you to do things?

Sit.

Sit.

Your 'h' key aint working Thaddy.

Sit.

Your 'h' key aint working Thaddy.

No, he's finally loosing it. He was talking to his dogs while playing TV and a few wires got crossed.

Do the faces tell you to do things?

They are not real faces silly. It's just like an outline drawing in the 'cracked' top of the muffin. I saw George Clooney(sp) once. You get mother Teresa regualrly!

I guess the Long Island Ducks would need a raft as they're probably a bit young for iced tea.

Sorry, ducks - did you want one lump or two?

Do the faces tell you to do things?

They are not real faces silly. It's just like an outline drawing in the 'cracked' top of the muffin. I saw George Clooney(sp) once. You get mother Teresa regualrly!

Hmm... sounds a bit quack.

Gaggle of geese

Pod of whales

Choir of cats

Pride of lions

School of fish

Flock of sheep

ok ok I know where it is.

Well seeing as you mentioned it...

A murder of crows.

What about .........

A rack of Thais

Albatross

Rookery

Alligators

Congregation

Apes

Shrewdness

Antelope

Herd

Ants

Colony, Army, Swarm

Asses

Pace

Auks

Colony, Flock, Raft

Baboons

Troop, Flange

Bacteria

Culture

Badgers

Cete, Colony, Set, Company

Barracudas

Battery

Bats

Colony, Cloud

Bass

Shoal

Bears (General)

Sloth, Sleuth

Bears (Cubs)

Litter

Beavers

Colony

Bees

Grist, Hive, Swarm

Birds (Chicks)

Brood, Clutch

Birds (Flight)

Flight

Birds (Game)

Volary, Brace, Plump, Knob

Birds (Ground)

Flock, Dissimulation

Birds (Sea)

Wreck

Bison

Herd

Bitterns

Sedge, Seige

Bloodhounds

Sute

Bobolinks

Chain

Buffalo

Herd

Bullfinches

Bellowing

Bullocks

Drove

Butterflies

Flight, Flutter, (Many more)

Buzzards

Wake

Camels

Caravan, Train, Flock

Capons

Mews

Caribou

Herd

Caterpillars

Army

Cats (General)

Clowder, Clutter, Pounce, Dout, Nuisance, Glorying

Cats (Kittens)

Kindle, Litter, Intrigue

Cats (Wild)

Destruction

Cattle

Drove, Herd, Team

Cheetahs

Coalition

Chickens (General)

Brood, Peep

Chickens (Chicks)

Clutch, Chattering

Chinchilla

Colony

Choughs

Clattering

Clams

Bed

Cobras

Quiver

Cockroaches

Intrusion

Cod

Lap

Coots

Cover, Raft

Cormorants

Gulp

Cows

Kine

Coyotes

Band

Crabs

Cast

Cranes

Sedge, Seige

Crocodiles

Bask, Float

Crows

Murder, Horde, Parcel

Curlews

Herd

Deer (General)

Herd, Leash, Gang

Deer (Buck)

Brace, Clash

Deer (Roe)

Bevy

Dogs (General)

Kennel

Dogs (Curs)

Cowardice

Dogs (Hounds)

Cry, Mute, Pack

Dogs (Puppies)

Litter

Dogs (Wild)

Pack

Dolphins

Pod

Donkeys

Drove, Pace

Dotterel

Trip

Doves (General)

Dule, Bevy, Cote, Dole, Paddling

Doves (Turtle)

Pitying, Piteousness

Ducks (Flight)

Flock

Ducks (Ground)

Brace, badling

Ducks (Water)

Raft, Team, Paddling

Dunlins

Fling

Eagles

Convocation

Eels

Swarm, Bed, Fry

Elephants

Herd, Memory

Elk

Gang

Emus

Mob

Falcons

Cast

Ferrets

Business, Cast, Fesnying

Finches

Charm

Fish (General)

Draft, Nest, Shoal, School ("school" is possibly a corruption of shoal)

Fish (Caught)

Catch, Drought, Haul

Flamingoes

Stand

Flies

Business, Swarm

Frogs

Army, Colony

Fox

Leash, Skulk, Earth, Lead

Geese (General)

Flock

Geese (Flight)

Skein

Geese (Ground)

Gaggle

Giraffes

Tower

Gnats

Cloud, Horde, Swarm

Gnus

Implausibility

Goats

Tribe, Trip, Drove

Goldfish

Glint, Troubling

Gorillas

Band

Goshawks

Flight

Grasshoppers

Cloud

Greyhounds

Leash

Grouse

Pack

Guillemots

Bazaar

Gulls

Colony, Screech

Guinea Fowl

Confusion

Hawks (General)

Cast

Hawks (Flight)

Kettle

Hawks (Spiraling)

Boil

Hedgehogs

Array

Herons

Sedge, Siege, Hedge

Herring

Army

Hippopotamuses

Bloat

Hornets

Nest, Bike

Horses (General)

Team, Harras, Stable, Troop, Stud (a group belonging to one owner)

Horses (Colts)

Rag, Rake

Horses (Ponies)

String

Horses (Wild)

Herd

Hummingbirds

Charm

Hyenas

Cackle

Impalas

Herd

Insects

Horde, Nest, Swarm, Rabble, Plague

Jays

Party, Scold

Jellyfish

Smack

Kangaroos

Troop, Mob

Lapwings

Deceit

Larks

Exaltation, Ascension

Leopards

Leap

Lice

Flock

Lions

Pride, Sault, Troop

Lizards

Lounge

Locusts

Plague

Magpies

Tiding, Gulp, Murder, Charm

Mallards (General)

Brace

Mallards (Flight)

Sord

Martens

Richness

Mice

Mischief

Midges

Bite

Minnows

Shoal, Steam, Swarm

Moles

Labor, Company, Movement

Monkeys

Troop, Barrel, Carload, Tribe

Moose

Herd

Mosquitoes

Scourge

Mudhens

Fleet

Mules

Pack, Span, Barren, Rake

Nightingales

Watch

Otters

Romp, Bevy, Family, Raft

Owls

Parliament, Stare

Oxen

Team, Yoke, Drove

Oysters

Bed

Parrots

Company, Pandemonium

Partridge

Covey, Bew

Peacocks

Muster, Ostentation

Pekingese

Pomp

Pelicans

Pod

Penguins

Colony, Rookery

Pheasants (General)

Nest, Nye

Pheasants (Brood)

Nide

Pheasants (Take-Off)

Bouquet

Pigeons

Flight, Flock, Kit

Pigs (General)

Drift, Drove

Pigs (Boars)

Singular, Sounder

Pigs (Hogs)

Team, Passel, Drift, Parcel

Pigs (Piglets)

Litter, Farrow

Pigs (Swine)

Sounder

Pilchards

Shoal

Plovers (General)

Congregation

Plovers (Flight)

Wing

Polecats

Chine

Porcupines

Prickle

Porpoises

Herd, Pod

Prairie Dogs

Coterie

Ptarmigans

Covey

Quail

Bevy, Covey

Rabbits (General)

Colony, Warren, Bury, Trace, Trip

Rabbits (Domestic)

Herd

Rabbits (Hares)

Down, Husk

Rabbits (Young)

Litter, Nest

Raccoons

Gaze

Rats

Colony, Pack, Plague, Swarm

Rattlesnakes

Rhumba

Ravens

Unkindness

Reindeer

Herd

Rhinoceroses

Crash, Stubbornness

Roebucks

Bevy

Rooks

Building, Clamor

Ruffs

Hill

Salmon

Run

Sandpipers

Fling

Sardines

Family

Scorpions

Bed, Nest

Seals

Pod, Bob, Harem

Sharks

Shiver

Sheep

Drove, Flock, Down, Hurtle, Fold

Sheldrakes

Doading

Skylarks

Exultation

Squirrels

Dray, Scurry

Snails

Escargatoire, Rout, Walk

Snakes

Den, Nest, Pit

Snipe

Walk, Wisp

Sparrows

Host

Spiders

Cluster, Clutter

Springbok

Herd

Squirrels

Dray, Scurry

Starlings

Murmuration

Stingrays

Fever

Stoats

Pack, Trip

Storks

Mustering

Swallows

Flight, Gulp

Swans (General)

Bevy

Swans (Flight)

Wedge

Swifts

Flock

Teal

Spring

Termites

Colony, Nest, Swarm, Brood

Thrush

Mutation

Tigers

Streak, Ambush

Toads

Knot, Knab

Trout

Hover

Turkeys

Rafter, Gang, Posse

Turtles

Bale, Nest, Turn, Dole

Turtle Doves

Pitying

Vipers

Generation, Nest

Vultures

Venue

Vultures (Circling)

Kettle

Walruses

Herd, Pod

Wasps

Nest, Swarm

Waterfowl

Knob, Plump

Weasles

Gang

Whales

Pod, Gam

Widgeons

Company

Wolves (General)

Pack

Wolves (Moving)

Route, Rout

Wombats

Wisdom

Woodcocks

Fall

Woodpeckers

Descent

Worms

Bed, Clew, Bunch, Clat

Wrens

Herd

Zebras

Crossing, Zeal, Cohorts

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Now you all know.

Where the _ell is me

Case

of Beer

Kan Win

Missed one.....

A Google of pedants.