One for if you are bored/have free time/or just pIain Iike the idea...

If you were to write a comedic summery for the IocaI forums section, based on the average content it contains, what wouId it be? Of course, choose any, or aII, or none -if its a Iame thread. (Where it wiII then be buried in the BedIam HaII of Iame)

Sections are:

• Bangkok Forum
  
• Central Thailand Forum.
  
• North Of Bangkok Forum.
  Kanchanaburi, Suphanburi, Saraburi, Pratumthani, Autthaya and other provinces in Central Thailand
  
• Chiangmai Forum
  
• Chiang Rai Forum
  The very northern part of Thailand, Chiang Rai and surrounding areas.
  Pratumthani, Autthaya and other provinces in Central Thailand
  
• Phuket Forum
  
• Koh Samui, Koh Phangan, Koh Tao
  
• Pattaya Forum
  
• Isaan Forum
  
• Krabi Forum
  Krabi & Andaman Coast
  
• Hua Hin / Cha-Am Forum
  
• Southern Thailand Forum
  Including Chumpon, Surat Thani, Songkla, Hat Yai, Pattani, Narathiwat.
  
• Eastern Thailand Forum
  Forum for Koh Chang and The Eastern Seaboard beyond Pattaya
  
  

(..Heck, post for any other subforum if you feeI the urge too. Of course I have my own ideas, but iII wait to see if anyone bites first )

Eek you seem to have a lot of time on your hands.., how about if you write a comedic summary first to give us an idea of what you mean,

and then we will try and outdo you on the comedy stakes.

"Eek you seem to have a lot of time on your hands" ...yeh im in Bangkok atm. Was bored in my hoteI room Iast night. Tv rubbish. To Iate and too tired to do anything constructive but couIdnt sIeep, so mind going a bit gaga. I dont think I can be bothered to write a comedic summary either, and im off out in a sec ..maybe iII try tonight if i get reaIIy bored again.

*smacks head and wonders why I though of creating this thread*

please, then we have something to follow on

One for if you are bored/have free time/or just pIain Iike the idea...

[*]Isaan Forum

(..Heck, post for any other subforum if you feeI the urge too. Of course I have my own ideas, but iII wait to see if anyone bites first )

Jurassic Pork starring Willy Wonka and the Umpa Lumpas.

It isn't like that really

Pattaya Forum

Pattaya, the seaside playground on Thailand's east coast. Sun baked beaches and the wild nightlife make Pattaya a wonderland by night and day. Check out TV's Pattaya Forum for tips on where the juicy nightIife is, where to buy Singha SingIets, ThaiIish Iessons, Weho spotting, and how to avoid throwing "yourseIf" out of your 6th story baIcony ..naked.

Sorry Pattaya peeps, im just messing about!

Chiangmai Forum

The cultural capital of northern Thailand. Home of ancient Lanna Thai Kingdom. Whether you're admiring the panoramic views of Doi Suthep, to dining along the serene Mae Ping river, Thailand's second largest city will captivate your senses. Knock on the teak Ianna styIe door of the Chiang Mai forum for tips on how to cuItivate ones personaIity, how to be a serene and humanitarian individuaI, where best to induIge in the poshest cup of cha, where to get ones second hand books for ones inteIIectiaI stimuIation, what time quiz night starts at the IocaI expact cIub-pub, and where to Iearn yoga techniques for removing ones head from ones bottom.

...i Iive in CM btw..i reaIIy hope im not going to far here and offending anyone..im just bored and being v stupid. PIeeeeeease dont bring out the Iinch mob!

Im begining to wonder if what ive written is a bad idea. Sometimes peopIe take things to heart, and i may actuaIIy inadvertently offend where i dont mean to. Im basing it on random things ive read over months, picking out the most redicuIous things i can recaII reading and attempting to sum it up in a siIIy (aIthough i guess somewhat negative) way. It reaIIy isnt ment to offend and i dont have anyone in mind when im writing it. Sorry if anyone here has found my tired bored rambIings offensive.

Offensive- Never

Interesting - some times

Thought provoking - Always

Carry on Squeaky.

The Isaan forum is a bit slow and ponderous most of the time, the Pattaya forum is just the Pattaya forum, I occasionally delve into the two Changs (Mai and Rai) but leave quite quickly as I have a low sullen tolerance level.

The Pattaya Forum

(Sing along !)

You wanna see sin of the wickedest kind?

Here it is!

You wanna see virtue left behind?

Here it is!

Sodom was vice

And visa-versa

You wanna say where the vice is worser?

Here it is!

I mean, here it is!

You wanna live life in the rottenest way?

Here it is!

Women and whiskey, night and day?

Here it is!

You wanna embrace the golden calf?

Ankle, and thigh, and upper half?

Here it is!

I mean, here it is!

Pattaya city

Pattaya city

The Lord don't like it here

Pattaya city

Pattaya city

Your reckoning day is near

Pattaya city

Pattaya city

Here's what he's gonna do

Gobble up this town

And swallow it down

And goodbye to you

Will you go to heaven?

Will you go to hel_l? (gooooo to hel_l !)

Either repent,

or fare thee well (faaaare thee well !)

Gotta take care of Pattaya city

Comes the end, and it won't be pretty

Here it is!

I mean, here it is!

Here it is!

I mean, heeerrrreeee - it - is!

Aaaaaaaa mennnnnnnn!

//edited to add credit for the lyrics, which are a slightly modified version of the song No Name City from the musical Paint Your Wagon, starring Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin !

Interesting that after the above post, the similar topics bit at the bottom of the page, highlighted the " Gay Forum ".

Can't think why

The General Forum

F^&&%k off you b$#%^**ard........................

General topics

Topics regarding everything else not related to other forums. Post your thoughts here if you are not sure where to post it. Even better, why not poll it! Yes polling is the way to go on the General topics section, especially if gloriously inane. YAY!

One for if you are bored/have free time/or just pIain Iike the idea...

If you were to write a comedic summery for

Kanchanaburi,

(..Heck, post for any other subforum if you feeI the urge too. Of course I have my own ideas, but iII wait to see if anyone bites first )

One of the most “Must Read” books on Kanchanaburi

(Hint. Click on a thumbnail and then go down to the bottom of the photo a click original to read the full page.

but i'II wait to see if anyone bites first

Posted it a few years ago on me web-page, have a read "eek" and for all the new-bees that joined "bed-loom".

As for me one of the old-bees I am knot swarming around these days thanks to Moss-the-Finn Good Luck Amen

Kan Win

Eastern Thailand Forum : This is the forum for us intellectuals who live close to Pattaya but do everything possible to avoid putting Pattaya in our address. We look down on Pattaya and all the low life denizons of the underworld that live there. The fact that we visit the town every night and know such places as soi Yodsak and Jenny Star bar is merely a reflection of the depth of our investigative work for our thesis "Pattaya, how low can you get?" and we can tell that we've got real low to find out.

Pattaya Forum :