Now we all know what car you drive eek

What do we do around here?

What do we do around here?

You play this game

Arrr, humble apologies, I be BAD. Kayo et all, after all the skullduggery around TV forum lately I taught ye all be wantin a break. Break out that game of Buccaneer while i drive off in me pirate car ta purchase some cookies, neh, I mean, er, to steal some cookies..arr..edible booty! yum yum

I suppose you keep the game on your buccanhead?

(Yeah, okay - which way to the plank?)

I last saw it on the poop-deck.

Wut! Who pooped on the deck?!

(..well someone was gonna say it. May as well be me)

well a frequently asked question on ships, is that of "Can anything be stored within the confines of the poop-deck?"

The helm. (A long time ago!)

I'm pooped...

Well I've been to the travel agent and it's now quite cheap to hire a bus to take us all to the Gulf of Aden. Not sure about the food, so sarnies a safe bet with a can of coke or some other light refreshment.

Heavy machine guns are readily available when we get there, so no need to take your own.

Should be a good day out.

well a frequently asked question on ships, is that of "Can anything be stored within the confines of the poop-deck?"

"The cabin boy, the cabin boy,

The dirty little nipper.

He lined his ass with broken glass,

And circumcised the skipper !"

(Does that answer your question ?)

(lyrics from a "dirty" version of "The North Atlantic Squadron")

Well I've been to the travel agent and it's now quite cheap to hire a bus to take us all to the Gulf of Aden. (Snip)

Should be a good day out.

Excellent. Please don't forget to get the (Air)bus to pass through Melbourne and collect me on the way. (I'll watch out for the Jolly Roger flapping from the aerial.)

'tis quiet me hearties, too quite, be some of our rivals from Pirates Against Doubloons be blocking Bedlam arbour...... scurvy dogs.

Its quiet cuz the bloody red and yellow shirts have hijacked the ship and our Gulf of Aden bus, and are singing, dancing, shouting incoherent Thai into megaphones, using crappy clappy plastic hands, occasionally hitting each other with sticks and chucking grenades.

Y'all should come join me here in Kandahar ! Much quieter and more peaceful ! We are averaging only a single (ineffective) rocket attack a day !

Just think, no baht buses, metered taxies, moto taxis, wonky escalators, time-share touts, khatoeys, crooked cops/politicians/som tam vendors, no cracked pavement (no pavement at all !), 16 km/hr (10 mph) speed limits, pedestrians have the right of way (but are smart enough, and polite enough, to not step in front of armoured vehicles and the like).

Cheap smokes, cheap movies, cheap everything (price and quality) can be had from our local market.

We even have a Thai "spa" ! And a Dutch restaurant (the Italian one is still being built), plus a Subway, Pizza Hut, Burger King and Tim Hortons (for all you Canadians, and other donut lovers).

And safe (usually) ! With over 10,000 armed soldiers, tanks, armoured vehicles, fighter jets, attack helicopters (plus at least 2 women PMSing on any given day), what could be safer !

(Oh right. I forgot. Some people would go nuts over the fact there are no bars, or booze of any kind here. I've seen the way some react when the bars in Thailand are closed for a single night. The PAD/Anti-PAD demonstrations almost pale in comparison).

It's so nice and cozy, I hardly want to take off my helmet and bullet-proof vest ! Remind me to get a "Invulnerable to Rocket Attack" tattoo when I get home next time ! Then I can toss this 40 pound clunker under the bed and forget about it !

yarrrr.... it be a party then...... I likes a good party...... I thinks I be in the wrong country.

//edit/

Me apologies to Kerry of the D, I done bin talkin' to Cap'n Eeky of the Good Ship Squeeky (self appointed obviously, bloody strong minded women...... love 'em all )

It can't be that peaceful a holiday camp Kerry, another Aussie commando died there today.

It can't be that peaceful a holiday camp Kerry, another Aussie commando died there today.

Yeah, outside the wire it is still........well, sh*t doesn't quite describe it well enough. Not quite h3ll, but a good training ground for anyone planning on going there.

(no suegha, I haven't suddenly started "believing" ! Settle down and put the hand-clappers away !)

What are hand-clappers?

Aw thank heavens for tiggers, who can aIways make me smiIe by putting the fun back into a thread. Hand cIappers just for you me hearty!: http://images.google.co.th/images?hl=en&am...sa=N&tab=wi

Happy CIapping

Well ya live and learn...

Shiver me timbers me buckos. It appears that piracy is a profitable enterprise in this time of an economic turndown. Therefore I will sign up as first mate under the articles of piracy. I know I'll not recieve as large a share as the captain of the swag, but it'll beat what the rest of the scurvy ridden crew will recieve.

Welcome aboard, ye be a new face in the secret cove me laddie, did ye find us by arcident or did ye buy a map....... n'er mind, you do be fitting in.

(I'm sounding more like Frank Sinatra every day )

Welcome aboard, ye be a new face in the secret cove me laddie, did ye find us by arcident or did ye buy a map....... n'er mind, you do be fitting in.

(I'm sounding more like Frank Sinatra every day )

Avast there swabbie, I be an old hand that ventures into bedlam on the rare occasion when my mind and attitute needs readjusting. After the last few weeks it really needs a major readjustment, as well as a chiropractor.

You do be sounding like Frank a wee little bit laddie.

WeIcome aboard mogoso! I be workin hard on Iand, so no sea fairing shenanigans for me for now. You skurvy Iot can fight amongst yirseIves fir the capt'n cap!

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^ Of course, this is the way the pirates speak when they jump your super-tanker off the coast of Somalia. 'Aaarrrrrgggggghhhh. Heave to, ya scurvy drop o' bilge water!'

^ Of course, this is the way the pirates speak when they jump your super-tanker off the coast of Somalia. 'Aaarrrrrgggggghhhh. Heave to, ya scurvy drop o' bilge water!'

Odd how most of the "pirates" here seem to have Scottish accents !

It's the lack of underwear that does it.

it's 'cos we be raidin' the Cutty Sark...... yaarrrr

edit/forgot the yaarrrr

Just noticed a thread in "General" has been closed for "silliness".

Bedlam could be under threat!

(me hearties )