Silliness !!! Here !!!

Shiver me timbers !!!!

Edited for the Yarrrrrrrr as well.

Yaarrrr (thought I'd get that in first, I be forgetful)

Silliness be the last bastion of the sane in an insane world.

Form the ships in a circle, break out the rum, grab ye best wench and party like it's 1499......... yaarrrrrr

Form the ships in a circle, break out the rum, grab ye best wench and party like it's 1499......... yaarrrrrr

I think you made some spelling errors there. Should read like this:

Form the chips in a circle, flap about the gums, grab the best bench and fart like it's 14:59 (and you want to clear out the office so you can go home early).

Just noticed a thread in "General" has been closed for "silliness".

Bedlam could be under threat!

(me hearties )

Aye point taken, but the very definition of bedlam lends itself to many actions, one of which could be silliness. Therefore I put forth the supposition that silliness is truly under the proper actions of a bedlamlander. Ergo no threat should be forthcoming, but I never say never.

Just noticed some shipmates have made a fine plunder. The perfect salve for a sinking galleon, and sure to keep the scurvy crew entertained for hours. yaarrrrrr

Inflatable boobs lost at Sea

More than 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia.

Men's magazine Ralph was planning to include the boobs as a free gift with its January issue.

The cargo is worth about $200,000, which is another blow for publisher ACP's parent company PBL, which is already in $4.3 billion of debt.

A spokeswoman for Ralph said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week.

The magazine has put out an alert to shipping authorities to see if they have the container, but if they don't turn up in the next 48 hours it will be too late for the next issue, she said.

Ralph editor Santi Pintado urged anyone who has any information to contact the magazine.

"Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are," Pintado told AAP.

"If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know."

So are these breasts floting around in the ocean or did they sink?

If there are free, floating tits anywhere in the world, I suggest we cast off quickly to get " some " before they are all gone. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr

Let's all grab a handful each...

But, I've got really small hands. (could use the trident, but it would be a little like unloading balloons with a pitch-fork)

Plenty of "tits" floating around the News Clippings and General forum over the last couple of days.

Yep !!

Noticed a few knobs as well.

Sorry......Edited in Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgghhh

Sorry I haven't been keeping up with this situation and find myself udderly behind. Please advise to keep me abreast of the situation as changes occur.

Do be handy lads as floating fun bags are a rare occurrance.

If we're quick, we could sell the gathered knockers to the US Navy. They could sprinkle them over the Gulf of Aden as early warning devices, you can picture the effect.......................

" Hey Abdul "

" Shush you idiot, do we want to get caught by the infidels ? '

" No, but look...........floating tits" ( great cry of joy from pirate crew, not often they get to see tits in such numbers )

" That's buggered it you fools, they're on to us...............sound of gun fire fading with assorted screams.............................."

We will make a fortune !!!!!

Har har har ye pirate scum !

Looks like it's going ta be the ole "short drop and a sudden stop" fer the lot of ye !

The Danish Navy has just sunk a pirate vessel (a pirate sunk by a pastry) !

Yer floating titty fleet will soon be nought but bits o' tattered plastic, washed up on desolate shores.

It's DOOM I tells ya ! DOOM !

Aaaarrrrrrrgggggggggggh.............But ye be forgetting the "Tits"..................With a shed load " O " Tits we shall rule the world !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tits rule my world, I've learned to say yes dear.

Aaargh a ship sunk by a pastry, times were a pastry was dunked by a shipmate

What would you do with them? Slingshots? Cupholders? Smoke masks? Eye patches (aaarrrrrgggggghhhh!)?

What would you do with them? Slingshots? Cupholders? Smoke masks? Eye patches (aaarrrrrgggggghhhh!)?

I hear they draw straws and whoever loses has to wear the rubber boobies and be the boat bitch for the night !

Panic over!

Missing inflatable breasts found

More than 100,000 pairs of missing inflatable breasts intended for an Australian men's magazine promotion have turned up in Melbourne.

The shipment of plastic boobs from China had been missing for more than a week after Chinese officials lost the paperwork and put them on the wrong boat, a Ralph magazine spokeswoman said.

They had been due to dock in Sydney last week, but have since turned up at a Melbourne dock, where they've been sitting for a week.

Workers are now frantically working to put them in bags to go out with the December 15 issue.

Ralph editor Santi Pintado said the incident had cost the magazine $30,000.

"If we'd found them a day later, it'd have been too late to get them on the next issue," Pintado said.

"You'd think the Chinese economy was in enough trouble without misplacing 130,000 pairs of boobs."

The magazine is expected to break the Guinness world record for the most boobs given away at one time.

AAP

The world's gone tits up.

The world's gone tits up.

Aye matey.... and I was hoping for bottoms

For a MEN's magazine?

Womens bottoms me hearty, we''ll have none of that cabin boy talk round ere ..... yaaarrrhhh

Avast behind......

Getting back to my question... are you (Limpy) saying that the false threepennies were for suppy with a men's magazine?

Getting back to my question... are you (Limpy) saying that the false threepennies were for suppy with a men's magazine?

I take it as you are now speaking in "tongues", you have become, or are just about to be elevated to G-od like status ?

After being shown this picture of the good ship " Bedders" last voyage, I feel I must now resign from the club.

I simply am not that kind of a boy.........................

Getting back to my question... are you (Limpy) saying that the false threepennies were for suppy with a men's magazine?

I take it as you are now speaking in "tongues", you have become, or are just about to be elevated to G-od like status ?

You've got me scratching my head now, Limpy. (S'pose it's a change from scratching my balls...)

Getting back to my question... are you (Limpy) saying that the false threepennies were for suppy with a men's magazine?

I take it as you are now speaking in "tongues", you have become, or are just about to be elevated to G-od like status ?

You've got me scratching my head now, Limpy. (S'pose it's a change from scratching my balls...)

That's totally dependent on the location of your dick.

Ooooh, that's caustic!

Let this be a lesson to all Bedlam wannabe fashionistas.............