What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[Nomyai]

The GRANDADDY of them all. Age is just a number. esp when im dubble or tripple the age of my girlfriend!

[theguyfromanotherforum]

Hello forum!

My friend is on overstay and....

[transam]

I financed a birds massage parlour cos I was looking for a happy ending for "her"...

[thaiduncankk]

Private hospitals in Thailand are excellent value for money.

[Dewey]

"I don't need air conditioning when I sleep, fan is enough"

[Lannig]

"Thai food is so good I'll never ever need to go buy some overpriced western food"

[sickwaterbuffalo2]

Everything wrong with my miserable excistence in Thailand is al Thaksins stinking fault!

[aerozeppelin]

I like going to soi 6 for the cheap beer

[Rob8891]

<Sitting in the bar, swilling> I'm on a strict diet. It's going really well.

[sipi]

Another Thai scam...

[sipi]

I don't need travel insurance, or a helmet, or a licence.

[sipi]

It is never my fault.

[sipi]

It is ok to drink and drive in Thailand.

[sipi]

And last of all (from me anyway).

"It will never happen to me".

[BookMan]

I live in Thailand ...really

[sickwaterbuffalo2]

I hate them smelly backpackers!Said a bar monger sweating lig a pig with a mouth that smelled like a ashtray.

[Rob8891]

I know all the scams. No one is going to get one over on me.

[transam]

I was born this fat........

[BaldPlumber]

I'm an expert on Thai politics, despite not being able to speak, read or write or actually being Thai.

We all believe and admire you.

[Ace of Pop]

My Truck drives better than a BMW and far safer than Benz on these roads..[emoji572]️s

[transam]

My Truck drives better than a BMW and far safer than Benz on these roads..[emoji572]️s

Thank feeeeeeerk you bought a Toyota...........

[Rob8891]

It's my glands.

[thaiduncankk]

I could not live without social media.

[Rob8891]

It really matter if I insult and attack people online: no one cares.

[Rob8891]

I look buff in my old Chang wife beater.

[thehelmsman]

Leo tastes much better than those expensive imports.

[Berkshire]

Leo tastes much better than those expensive imports.

"I'm happy to pay for those expensive imports because it makes me feel so special."

[BaldPlumber]

I see as many bad falang drivers as I do Thais

[BaldPlumber]

I've been driving motorcycles all my life and consider myself something of an expert rider, but even I wouldn't risk it out here.

[BaldPlumber]

I don't waste my time drinking in bars. I'm implying, in case anyone is too dim to realise, that I am far, far superior to those that do.

It is definitely, definitely not because I live a hermit like existence with poorly developed social skills.