The GRANDADDY of them all. Age is just a number. esp when im dubble or tripple the age of my girlfriend!

Hello forum!

My friend is on overstay and....

I financed a birds massage parlour cos I was looking for a happy ending for "her"...

Private hospitals in Thailand are excellent value for money.

"I don't need air conditioning when I sleep, fan is enough"

"Thai food is so good I'll never ever need to go buy some overpriced western food"

Everything wrong with my miserable excistence in Thailand is al Thaksins stinking fault!

I like going to soi 6 for the cheap beer

<Sitting in the bar, swilling> I'm on a strict diet. It's going really well.

Another Thai scam...

I don't need travel insurance, or a helmet, or a licence.

It is never my fault.

It is ok to drink and drive in Thailand.

And last of all (from me anyway).

"It will never happen to me".

I live in Thailand ...really

I hate them smelly backpackers!Said a bar monger sweating lig a pig with a mouth that smelled like a ashtray.

I know all the scams. No one is going to get one over on me.

I was born this fat........

I'm an expert on Thai politics, despite not being able to speak, read or write or actually being Thai.

We all believe and admire you.

My Truck drives better than a BMW and far safer than Benz on these roads..[emoji572]️s

My Truck drives better than a BMW and far safer than Benz on these roads..[emoji572]️s

Thank feeeeeeerk you bought a Toyota...........

It's my glands.

I could not live without social media.

It really matter if I insult and attack people online: no one cares.

I look buff in my old Chang wife beater.

Leo tastes much better than those expensive imports.

Leo tastes much better than those expensive imports.

"I'm happy to pay for those expensive imports because it makes me feel so special."

I see as many bad falang drivers as I do Thais

I've been driving motorcycles all my life and consider myself something of an expert rider, but even I wouldn't risk it out here.

I don't waste my time drinking in bars. I'm implying, in case anyone is too dim to realise, that I am far, far superior to those that do.

It is definitely, definitely not because I live a hermit like existence with poorly developed social skills.