What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[Andrew Dwyer]

I'll start to learn Thai next week !!

[nikmar]

I ll sort my overstay out next week.

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[Rc2702]

My favourite brand of clothes is chang

[jerojero]

I choose to stay in Thailand, nothing to do with my empty bank account.

[balo]

I am NOT interested in ladyboys 

[nikmar]

I wouldnt have done it if I wasnt drunk!!

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[Rc2702]

Tottenham don't need to buy

[transam]

My coco tin lid medallion has the ladies at my feet....

 

[observer90210]

Visa issues are very simple for farangs having property in Thailand!

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[Rc2702]

My Assss aint big just thai underwear is so small. 

 

 

[Ace of Pop]

Vegans arnt Nuts.?


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[theguyfromanotherforum]

I really enjoy rock hard Thai mattresses.

[Rc2702]

Had to fold it in half to get it all in like

[thehelmsman]

I don't like AC, would rather have fan cool the sweat.

[zzaa09]

The most consistent lie and fantasy:

 

We're more superior in most every way to them.  

 

[oldhippy]

1 hour ago, zzaa09 said:

The most consistent lie and fantasy:

 

We're more superior in most every way to them.  

 

Somtam with pla ra is haute cuisine.

 

More chili and sugar =  more and better taste.

 

 

[theguyfromanotherforum]

15 hours ago, zzaa09 said:

The most consistent lie and fantasy:

 

We're more superior in most every way to them.  

 

Interesting avatar and user name

[eldragon]

I ll sort my overstay out next week.

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"They'll never clamp down on visas."


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[oldhippy]

Leo, Chang and Singha are good beers and cheap too.

 

[oldhippy]

Fruit, vegetables, meat, eggs, fish are safe to eat in Thailand, since Thailand does not have the food scandals that Europe has (presently: eggs).

[thehelmsman]

1 minute ago, oldhippy said:

Leo, Chang and Singha are good beers and cheap too.

 

Hey, Hey....Now you're hitting below the belt. Nothing like a cold Leo over ice.

[Ace of Pop]

I dont Ride a Racing Cycle n Lycra just to be noticed for once..[emoji468]?‍♀️


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[eldragon]

"She's got her own money."


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[oldhippy]

Nothing wrong with putting ice in your beer.

 

[oldhippy]

Fruit wine is wine too.

I drink it because I like it, not because it is cheaper.

Grapes are overrated by wine snobs.

 

[Kadilo]

I've got a high post count on TV so i know so much more than you about Thailand.

 

 

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[transam]

4 minutes ago, Kadilo said:

I've got a high post count on TV so i know so much more than you about Thailand.

 

 

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Absolutely.........

[Rc2702]

I met my Mrs in the library

[eldragon]

I met my Mrs in the library

"I hang out at temples."


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[xylophone]

I'm not here for the girls..............