What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[theguyfromanotherforum]

My wife was a very famous ex model.

[Ace of Pop]

I never go into Big C with my Wife, buy a Beer n then sit outside with the other happy Husbands.!!

[oldhippy]

I am a quality poster.

 

[oldhippy]

I am never drunk when I post on this forum.

 

[eldragon]

My wife was a very famous ex model.

"Her father is a high-ranking military official."


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[Get Real]

I could never fall in love with a bar girl

[zzaa09]

14 hours ago, Rc2702 said:

Going to big c is a chore and I never get dressed up to go there and no it does not excite me!

Big C.

Gauche.

[eldragon]

I could never fall in love with a bar girl

"I think I love her."


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[Sandy Freckle]

"Yes darlink, I will lub you long time" 

[Damrongsak]

On 8/15/2017 at 1:04 AM, Ace of Pop said:

I never go into Big C with my Wife, buy a Beer n then sit outside with the other happy Husbands.!!

I did that once on a visit at one of the big Wats there by Sanam Luong in BKK.  Wife and half-kiddies were one price, I was double.  So I had a beer out in the courtyard.

[Kadilo]

I did that once on a visit at one of the big Wats there by Sanam Luong in BKK.  Wife and half-kiddies were one price, I was double.  So I had a beer out in the courtyard.

I had a similar situation in Bangkok last week at some wax work thing. 50 baht for Thais, 300 for me. I don't think so.........beer time.


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[Ace of Pop]

When i do go round i play Spot the Other Miserable Bastad.!..eases the pain not being a Minority for once.?[emoji481]


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[Rc2702]

Thaivisa is full of good guys just like myself.

[oldhippy]

If I could start my life all over again, I would do the same things.

[observer90210]

Nobody will notice that my new GF is 30 years younger and rented per week.

[Rc2702]

I love drip feeding out of date commentary and know it alls who love the last word.

[oldhippy]

I hope that everybody will notice my GF is 30 years younger than me and think: True love!  Surely nobody will suspect she is a rental.

Edited October 1, 2017 by oldhippy
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[oldhippy]

I can eat spicy just like a Thai.

[Rc2702]

I am 100% thai

[Rc2702]

I don't disrespect western women by holding eastern women in higher esteem. I'm not being disrespectful to my mother by thinking this either.

[oldhippy]

I am so glad to no longer live in a nanny state.

[Rc2702]

I don't drink yadong 

[Rc2702]

My names Barry I'm a macho looking penfold type and the Thai girls love it

[oldhippy]

6 minutes ago, Rc2702 said:

I don't drink yadong 

I drink it but only for it's medical benefits.

 

[Rc2702]

Just now, oldhippy said:

I drink it but only for it's medical benefits.

 

I'd love a taste but I've not seen a drop in 18 months and no one seems to sell it where I live. Maybe it's because kalasin was the flagship city for thaksins war on drugs years ago. Lots blood shed for smoking a cheeky joint so yadong may have been outlawed too. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough though 

[oldhippy]

1 minute ago, Rc2702 said:

I'd love a taste but I've not seen a drop in 18 months and no one seems to sell it where I live. Maybe it's because kalasin was the flagship city for thaksins war on drugs years ago. Lots blood shed for smoking a cheeky joint so yadong may have been outlawed too. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough though 

I remember it from On Nut 10 years ago - tasted it once, but survived.

 

[Rc2702]

Just now, oldhippy said:

I remember it from On Nut 10 years ago - tasted it once, but survived.

 

that's where I first purchased it, well bang chak not quite onnut. Love a quick glass of an evening. 120 baht a bottle I think. Survivor here too.

Edited October 1, 2017 by Rc2702

[StayinThailand2much]

On 2/24/2016 at 6:46 PM, eldragon said:

What are the biggest lies foreigners in Thailand tell themselves? Off the top of my head, I'm gonna say "But she really is different!" and "She has to use a condom for her job."

She likes me for who I am (rather than for my money)...

[Rc2702]

She pays for everything I'm a kept man.

[balo]

She is not with me for the money , she pays all our bills from her own bank account.