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What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?


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5 minutes ago, observer90210 said:

It burns when I pee, but that is due to my hernia and not because of the hottie who came over last night.

...and anyway, I can always ask the local pharmacist for a handfull of antibiotics.

Very cheap, I've done that before -  just to be 100% safe.

 

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I'm always 49 years old because I look younger than my age, I keep telling the girls that and they all agree. 

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What I love about living in a rice paddie is the constant coming and goings of my neighbors. I absolutely adore it when folks stand outside at 6am and yell inside house to get folks attention. I know I'm well liked because when I crack a beer I have lots of friends.

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    My colleagues, who're also working for an agency at a high school, are the most intelligent people I've ever met.

 

  All of them have a Master, a Ph.D. and all of them have a work permit. 

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  All Thai ladies want to sleep with me for free. I only know hi-so girls who have their own flats and cars. Some of them give me a monthly allowance. 

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6 hours ago, fakename said:

Im surprised there are no ex CIA, FBI, or MI5 guys here!

Of course there are, but we never reveal ourselves - well, it has happened after a few Changs.

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