What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[oldhippy]

I understand the subtleties of Thai culture.

[observer90210]

It burns when I pee, but that is due to my hernia and not because of the hottie who came over last night.

[oldhippy]

5 minutes ago, observer90210 said:

It burns when I pee, but that is due to my hernia and not because of the hottie who came over last night.

...and anyway, I can always ask the local pharmacist for a handfull of antibiotics.

Very cheap, I've done that before -  just to be 100% safe.

 

[observer90210]

I never ran into a problem either with a Bangkok Taxi or with Thai Immigration.

[oldhippy]

1 minute ago, observer90210 said:

I never ran into a problem either with a Bangkok Taxi or with Thai Immigration.

...or with Thai women.

[observer90210]

The locals respect me because I speak their language.

[Rc2702]

It's in her name but I own it.

[observer90210]

I am absolutely not attracted by the busty, hottie, cutie ladyboy down the bar hitting on me.

[balo]

I'm always 49 years old because I look younger than my age, I keep telling the girls that and they all agree. 

[Odysseus123]

I can really make a difference here...

[JLCrab]

I don't fink I have a ploblem.

[HAKAPALITA]

I love living in a rural area.Never miss the Ocean.!

[chrisandsu]

My non profit charity is for the good of the people and not to pay myself to live here ....

[Peterw42]

nothing in this thread applies to me

[EVENKEEL]

What I love about living in a rice paddie is the constant coming and goings of my neighbors. I absolutely adore it when folks stand outside at 6am and yell inside house to get folks attention. I know I'm well liked because when I crack a beer I have lots of friends.

[transam]

4 hours ago, Peterw42 said:

nothing in this thread applies to me

Or any thread....

[transam]

Never met a bloke like this in LOS....

 

 

[observer90210]

I am a big well built farang guy so all Thai males are afraid of me and no one will mess with me.

Edited May 30, 2018 by observer90210

[HAKAPALITA]

2 hours ago, transam said:

Never met a bloke like this in LOS....

 

 

They drive Fortunas here, easy to spot.

[observer90210]

My next stupid post on TVF,  will get me so many violet cups and heart "likes",  that I won't have enough space to store them !

[fakename]

Im surprised there are no ex CIA, FBI, or MI5 guys here!

[Panda13]

Everybody on TV, is really hanging out for my thoughts on every thread.

[jenny2017]

I built and own three houses in Thailand and will marry my fifth wife next week. But she's different. 

[Rc2702]

I blend right in with a hilux

[jenny2017]

Can I buy a helicopter in Ubon Ratchathani? Is it possible to park it in front of my house? 

[jenny2017]

 

    My colleagues, who're also working for an agency at a high school, are the most intelligent people I've ever met.

 

  All of them have a Master, a Ph.D. and all of them have a work permit. 

[jenny2017]

 

  All Thai ladies want to sleep with me for free. I only know hi-so girls who have their own flats and cars. Some of them give me a monthly allowance. 

[Kadilo]

I clearly know what I'm talking about. Have you not seen my TVF post count ?

[Rc2702]

I must be a hiso my budget is 1000 baht a day

[oldhippy]

6 hours ago, fakename said:

Im surprised there are no ex CIA, FBI, or MI5 guys here!

Of course there are, but we never reveal ourselves - well, it has happened after a few Changs.