What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[jenny2017]

I'm actually an undercover agent from CIA, from time to time also helping out the FBI. But only in special cases. 

Edited June 2, 2018 by jenny2017
Arresting a TVF member

[oldhippy]

 

Jenny 2017 said:

I'm actually an undercover agent from CIA, from time to time also helping out the FBI. But only in special cases. 

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Yes I know.

It is my job as a KGB agent to know such things.

 

 

[balo]

I do not eat 99 baht breakfasts in Pattaya , because I am not a Cheap Charlie. 

 

[Hummin]

On 6/2/2018 at 4:59 PM, oldhippy said:

Of course there are, but we never reveal ourselves - well, it has happened after a few Changs.

Chang? We drink GT 

[Hummin]

Thailand is healthy for me

[HAKAPALITA]

 I paid for the House up here, but can move to the Sea whenever i like.

[transam]

5 minutes ago, HAKAPALITA said:

 I paid for the House up here, but can move to the Sea whenever i like.

[mekko]

1) It's not about socializing, free flow wine and indulging in five star hotel cuisine for next to nothing, it's about charity and raising awareness ..

 

2) I don't read Thaivisa

 

3) I know someone in immigration

 

4) Trust me, I know people

 

5) I never pay for sex

 

6) I actually prefer Chang, not about the price

[HAKAPALITA]

Non of my friends have left the village.

[mekko]

1) When I first came here I used to get XX.XX to the baht

 

2) I used to get six large chang for 100 baht at some bar in pattaya

 

3) Archers is also not a bad beer, again not about the price 

Edited June 5, 2018 by mekko

[Hummin]

4 minutes ago, HAKAPALITA said:

Non of my friends have left the village.

No dog programs in the village? 

 

[chrisandsu]

If I buy her a house she will

love me for real ...

[oldhippy]

1 hour ago, Hummin said:

Chang? We drink GT 

GT ??

[Hummin]

8 minutes ago, oldhippy said:

GT ??

Gin tonic

[StreetCowboy]

12 minutes ago, oldhippy said:

GT ??

Guinness Tops.

 

That's Guinness with a dash of lemonade in it, for those of you who are not sophisticated cocktail drinkers like me.

[oldhippy]

I could give up drinking any time - if I wanted.

[Andrew Dwyer]

When I tell people in the uk that I now live in Thailand I can see the respect and the jealousy in their faces !!

[oldhippy]

I like the Thai smile, so genuine.

Farangland does not have smiles like that, except when I tell them I live in Thailand.

 

[SheungWan]

I retired early. I have enough money. I do not need any more.

[Hummin]

7 minutes ago, SheungWan said:

I retired early. I have enough money. I do not need any more.

I feel guilty

[oldhippy]

1 hour ago, SheungWan said:

I retired early. I have enough money. I do not need any more.

I'm not retiring yet. I need more money. It is my duty to leave enough money behind for my extended family. They will use it wisely after my death.

[Kadilo]

I am not jealous or bitter. I genuinely prefer to live in my own country. 

[oldhippy]

I'm so glad that I don't live in a nanny state.

Anyway, who needs the NHS?

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[watcharacters]

3 hours ago, oldhippy said:

I'm not retiring yet. I need more money. It is my duty to leave enough money behind for my extended family. They will use it wisely after my death.

 

 

Hippy would you please define for me and others what you consider a "nanny state"?

 

 

[oldhippy]

4 minutes ago, watcharacters said:

 

 

Hippy would you please define for me and others what you consider a "nanny state"?

 

 

Compulsary health insurance, respect for the law, respect for minorities, police and judicary that can be trusted, reasonably cheap education to name just a few.

[oldhippy]

15 minutes ago, watcharacters said:

 

 

Hippy would you please define for me and others what you consider a "nanny state"?

 

 

To avoid misunderstandings, the title of this thread is:

 

 

what-are-the-biggest-lies-foreigners-tell-themselves

 

[watcharacters]

1 minute ago, oldhippy said:

To avoid misunderstandings, the title of this thread is:

 

 

what-are-the-biggest-lies-foreigners-tell-themselves

 

 

And to avoid  even further misunderstanding, You were the person who referenced "nanny state" Sir!

 

By the way are you the "hippy" nic who conned me out of a Jackson in Phnom Phen claiming you forgot your debit card?   You share traits with that fellow and he uses the "hippy" nic.     My bad for being nice I guess.

 

 

[watcharacters]

18 minutes ago, oldhippy said:

Compulsary health insurance, respect for the law, respect for minorities, police and judicary that can be trusted, reasonably cheap education to name just a few.

 

 

    

" respect for the law, respect for minorities, police and judicary that can be trusted, reasonably cheap education to name just a few."

 

You are saying these are BAD things?      Are you mentally challenged or just  totally  in-ane?

 

 

 

 

 

[Rc2702]

16 minutes ago, watcharacters said:

 

 

    

" respect for the law, respect for minorities, police and judicary that can be trusted, reasonably cheap education to name just a few."

 

You are saying these are BAD things?      Are you mentally challenged or just  totally  in-ane?

 

 

 

 

 

I'm not lying here and that's a big problem given the thread. Stop hijacking the forking thread or I shall be forced to hunt you and hurt you.

 

[Rc2702]

Vientiane is an absolutely lovely place. The fags are 20 baht the Lao beer/lager  40 but it's not just the pricing or lax visa process's