What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[moontang]

The Thai staff at my school, like my GF.

[moontang]

My school is going to pay me this Summer for doing nothing.

[Small Joke]

7 minutes ago, moontang said:

The BTS is great.

Unless you were in BKK before the BTS - and working taxi meters.  Every trip was a skirmish with the evil lil mothers.

[jenny2017]

16 minutes ago, Small Joke said:

My specialisation is Sub Saharan criminality,  well,  one of them anyway. I can't comment in Criminality on other African areas. I lack the data. 

The self-governing Western Sahara, the former Spanish Sahara is a place where you'll meet nice people who are ready for a chat. But only if Allah ( the village cop) allows them to talk to you. 

[jenny2017]

26 minutes ago, Small Joke said:

And amazingly, even worse Mexican food in Mexico. 

 

I like the shorter traps myself.  More authenticity. 

 

Isn't Mexican food an American invention and the Mexicans just copied it? 

[Small Joke]

3 minutes ago, jenny2017 said:

 

Isn't Mexican food an American invention and the Mexicans just copied it? 

Yes,  the Aztecs and friends ate Peyote,  drank chocolate, and Mescal, and chewed Charlie. What a life! Then the DEA was invented by some Dildo busybody with not enough crime on his hands, up north. 

[Lake Palmer]

it's not a fake smile

[moontang]

Chiang Mai is very bicycle friendly.

[balo]

I am not like Thais , I always look for a trash bin to get rid of the garbage .  

 

 

[moontang]

Air Asia  is always on time, but the night train to BKK is a better way to travel.

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[eldragon]

“I know she’d never rip me off bc she’s well educated and comes from a good family.”

(Most of us probably believe that, so it’s technically not a lie we tell ourselves. More of a naivety.)


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[AYJAYDEE]

5 minutes ago, eldragon said:

“I know she’d never rip me off bc she’s well educated and comes from a good family.”

(Most of us probably believe that, so it’s technically not a lie we tell ourselves. More of a naivety.)


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my sympathies

[chrisandsu]

Age doesn’t matter to her and I love being a plastic daddy .

[eldragon]

Age doesn’t matter to her and I love being a plastic daddy .

“It’s different here. Thai girls just like older guys.”


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[chrisandsu]

12 minutes ago, eldragon said:

 

“It’s different here. Thai girls just like older guys.”


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Little Somchai does not look like big Somchai the motorbike taxi guy ! That’s my kid and he will be a soap star !

[jenny2017]

I'm on a long overstay. Can you advise me, please? 

[HAKAPALITA]

I can afford a 35K Apple I Phone, but my Hulahoopy is better.

[Ks45672]

My weapon is an inch longer than just few days ago.... 

[moontang]

the shots after the dog bite weren't bad, at all.

[fathersicksendmoney]

My wife is hot

[moontang]

I found a nice lady on Thaifriendly.

[Andrew Dwyer]

I’ve got something in my eye !

It’s got nothing to do with that red chilli I accidentally ate !

[BobBKK]

'she loves despite the 20+ year age gap and income differential is not important to our love'  is totally top of any list 

[moontang]

My financial advisor manage s my money.  I don't think he would be the head of the local expat club without being totally trustworthy.

[moontang]

They are sponsors of a local expat internet forum, so they must be reliable.

[oldhippy]

6 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

I’ve got something in my eye !

It’s got nothing to do with that red chilli I accidentally ate !

My dick is itchy.

I must stop handling red chillies.

 

 

[balo]

I know she's only 22 and I'm 69 , but believe me , it's true love.

[oldhippy]

Just now, balo said:

I know she's only 22 and I'm 69 , but believe me , it's true love.

she likes 69

 

[Gracas]

4 hours ago, balo said:

I know she's only 22 and I'm 69 , but believe me , it's true love.

Just look at me, I'm at my peak. How could she not love me.

[eldragon]

My dick is itchy.
I must stop handling red chillies.
 
 

This is brilliant. Thx.


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